Do you shower at the gym, user?

Do you shower at the gym, user?

ya

I live 5 min drive away so no.

Sometimes, especially if I'm not going home afterwards.

I ride my bike to the gym so it's pointless, I just wait until I get home to shower

Most memes I get. This one in having a real hard fucking time with. Is there any ACTUAL benefit to showering in the gym pre or post workout? Or is this just one dedicated faggot trying to catch more of us in there to store in his memory fap bank?
Help me out and redpill me on this shit

>ride your bike

XD

what are you some sort of chinese or somthing?

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nah
i shower at home

Sometimes like if I work out in the middle of the day and it's easier than going home before going back to work.

Or whenever I wanna be naked in front of other men.

>risking fungual infections

Would rather smell like shit desu.

I go to the gym to shower, after workout in my home gym.

The communal shower experience is something I don't get at home.

That's what shower sandals are for.

No. Its a 15 mimute walk for me so i shower at home. The other reason is i have OCD and wouldnt be comfortable in a public shower (its something im working on, 10 years ago i couldnt even have something touch my body without having to have a shower, now it doesnt bother me - id certainly never have been able to use gym equipment.)

Yes of course it's a time honored tradition of socializing from the time of the Romans

>not showering at the gym
>being a heterosexual man
pick one

When I went to summer camp I didn't even want to poop in the bathroom for a whole week, let alone take a shower.

My gym has no showers. Must be nice to be able to go somewhere straight from working out without having to go home first

>tfw your gym will never have rows of bathtubs lined up side by side
>no scene of big burly hairy men unashamed of exploring and revealing their feminine side, enjoying soaks in bubbles as far as the eye can see
Just 1 more reason to chase that paper

What is wrong with you user?

Wouldn't that be the opposite? You're choosing to immersify yourself amongst literally thousands of naked men, many of whom in this day and age you just KNOW are homosexuals just in there for the sake of looking at other naked men.

One time I got a nervous semi so no

The fact is that im confident enough with my own sexuality that I don't feel awkward using the facilities. If there's a gay guy listing after me then that's his prerogative and won't really affect me.

i've never had a gay experience but for some reason have a fantasy of being topped in the gym shower

i have a really shitty ceptic tank in my house and it feels up quick because people i live with take long ass showers so to save my that 3000 bill to drain that motherfucker i just take showers at the gym

I made a mistake of showering in a gym once, and that one time I've got a burly muscular dude checking me out, and an ottermode with long curly hair caressing my ass. Never again I doubt my heterosexuality after.

Full-body athlete's foot if you're into that

should of smashed the ottermode bruh

the one day a week when I don't do cardio after the gym

I have a low immune system from muscular dystrophy.

In elementary school I missed 2/3 of the year from being sick before we found about my deficiency. Now I'm just careful, I don't even shake hands due to fear of getting something. A flu would kill me.

Yeah, only because I go to the gym right after work and I just want to relax and feel clean when I get home

but showers are clean

Nope. Home's at a walking distance and I shower there. Don't trust the ones in the gym

Sometimes, but I belong to Anytime Fitness so they have private showers rooms and they're actually nicer than my apartment's bathroom.

But I usually don't because who knows who else used it that day and what they did in there.

Never gonna make it

I home gym, but i still don't shower

yes

Maybe you aren't going home afterwards and don't want to be a smelly mess.

Do you have no imagination rather than some fags that want to bugger you in the gym locker room?

This. I actually consider people "faggots" that will shower in my gym with shorts on, or they're so ashamed of their bodies and self-conscious of others they won't even get naked or put a towel on until they're in the shower stall where no one can see them (like anyone cares).

Your dick is not a big deal. Americans are so fucked in the head.

3000? Like three thousand US dollars?

You're being ripped off or your septic system is an outdated and/or poorly installed piece of shit. My system was installed in 2009 and it costs $180 every other year to be pumped.

If I'm in a bath house, I'll let the boys dangle.
If I'm at the locker room at work, I'll cover it up.
If I'm at the locker rooms at school, I'll cover it up.

There are time and places for things to dangle.

Spotted the faggot who goes to gym showers to gawk at naked men and gets angry when he doesn't get to see their dicks.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.

No, I'm just making a commentary on Americans being overly self-conscious to the absurd.

Riddle me this: Why do the older generations give zero fucks, but millennials and younger hide in shame?

And I go early in the morning usually, so hardly anyone is ever in the locker room anyhow. This generation is just overly self-conscious about everything. That's it.

Finally im making it Veeky Forums

You and this guy both, faggot.

FUCK YOU

Yes
>t. home gym

>being this insecure

who the fuck talks like that?
And how can I avoid ever being near them?

classic

...

Dude I hope youre a nigger talking like that

>I'm 12 and I call everyone gay XDDDDDD

Stay away from inner cities and the entire continent of Africa.

NYers and nobody wants to talk to you anyway

No, I'm way to conscious of people seeing my pee pee so I just do it at home.

>NYers

So negros or hispanic negros (Puerto Ricans)?

I live 2 mins from the gym so no

Apparently this is how the standard 20 something white person talks nowadays

>not choosing a gym on a mountain you have to climb

Heh

Yes because gay dudes check you out sometimes and it's an ego boost

I got a fungal looking thing on my feet within two weeks of moving city to a new gym and using the showers. I live less than a ten minute walk so I think I'll just shower at home now.

I go to work right after so yes.

Yes because I don't want to stink up my car and there's free hot water

I love fucking with my fellow gay-bros at the gym
>At urinal
>Look over at guy next to me
>Nice dick m8
>Oh yeah, you wanna suck it?
>Ew gross m8, you piss from that thing

>thousands of naked men

Fuck dude, how big is your gym?

Haha there's a few in my gym and if im showering at the same time i tend to show off a bit

>you might be a faggot if...

I'm openly bisexual
But there's only two guys that i would fuck in my gym and they're both straight

I just happen to like attention

Why wouldn't you?

I don't because I'm not comfortable with other people seeing my penis because after decades of excessive porn use I have an inferiority complex, thinking that my slightly above average penis isn't normal but small and a potential target for the ridicule of my peers who may suffer from the same anxiety as me, but would never admit it.

I could, but I never have. The benefit of my gym is that there are showers within two of the bathrooms, so you never have to group shower, which sounds horribly awkward.

I don't because I walk 3 min to get to my gym also my dick is small

your problem is you make everything a fucking meme, you retarded fuck

I usually lift on my lunch break, so yeah. I'm not gonna go to meetings stewing my own ass sweat after leg day.