::That Feel When GF::™ Official

these threads don't happen on r9k boi.
fit has girlfriends.

>1 year of tfwnogf
>one night randomly chat with this girl for like 10 hours straight in our gym parking lot
>we start dating
I'm thinking bout thos beans

>Been dating absolutely qt Thai girl.
>She is totally innocent and this is first time ever dating for her.
>Been on 3 dates and she finally starts getting a little less shy
>We didn't do more than hug yet, but she's totally worth taking it slow and I'm having lots of fun with her

impressive. just fuck r allright,
fuck first think later

enjoying your summer on Veeky Forums???

I want to cuck you

i want this comfy feel.

Hahaha oh man I can't wait for chad to cuck you big time

>chad
>not tyrone

I dunno how you bros do it. I've fucked like 40+ chicks and still never had a GF

Like this guy, on the third date?? Man, how do you go about that. You're just like 'Youre my GF now?"

>Me in last year of uni
>Working full time so literally no time for anything social except casual weekend drinking time to time
>Basicly just work,training, uni and guitar
>Finish uni and get diploma
>Drinking with friends
>Out of nowhere one pretty girl gets huge crush on me
>Get laid for first time ever (almost 24), can't cum because drunk as fuck, but still counts
>Now we're kind of escalating something but she's immediately says don't expect love or shit like that
>Basicly good friends with benefits
>We're all gonna make it

On the other hand I kind of dreamed of loved gf, and now not quite sure if what I end up with is better or worse lol. Still better than all my life until now.

>recently lost virginity
>everyone warned me it would be terrible and awkward since we're both virgins
>it was fucking incredible
>feels good man

>been with wife for almost 5 years now. (Dated for 4 of them)
>Most functional relationship of any couple we know
>Absolute respect and admiration from her
>I work hard and never drop the facade of being a kind alpha leader that I learned from my older brother
>Impeccable results. The wife dotes on me and I have the respect of my peers
>I find out that my brother has a drinking problem
>He's been hurting himself (cutting himself with broken glass and knives)
>I don't know what happened but I'm going to try and pull him from the depths
>Buying him a full weight set
>Gonna try to get him into lifting
>Gonna try to talk to him without making him feel worse than he must already feel
>Tfw he got me into lifting, acting right, and becoming a better person
>Tfw the youth must be vigilant revivify the dead bones of his ancestral heritage just as Peterson and the old stories say

wew. it was supposed to be about a poosi though not your stupid brother.

Why do you want one? Do you just want a hole to throw money down? That's what a gf is.

Yes.
You just naturally know when you're together.
Or, if you're an insecure bitch, you kneel down or something and ask "do you want to be my gf?".

I have a perfectly balanced relationship with powsi.

youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI

>tyrone
>Not Thairone

>inb4 ladyboi

> be me
> yesterday this girl who i've been talking to texts me
> she's home alone and asks me to come.
> Fuark I'm stoned as hell I can't come.
> text her I'll see her tomorrow.
> tomorrow comes.
> it is tomorrow.
> catch her outside in the city.
> we walk to the park.
> I have a tennis ball with me cause I'm always playin playa.
> sit with her on bench.
> it's awkward
> play with the tennis ball with her
> it turns into figthing over the tennis ball
> it turns into cuddling
> my dick is under control.
> we touch n kiss.
> tfw gf
> I go home
> smoke a big fat joint with the homebois. They don't even know and I dun even tell em yet.
> I'll fuck her poosi next time I see her
> post a tfw gf thread.
> save the internet.
> fuck yeah.

and I'm not even meeming when I say I was on nocum/nofap for 2 weeks now I slayed a girl.
This always happens when I do a nocum.

Fuark yeah.

>gf and I did a road trip to santa barbara
>ate the most delicious fucking burger I've ever had
>she paid for everything
>after we got home we fucked

She's amazing bros.

I'm going to bed but I want to see Veeky Forums gf stories when I wake up pls.

>tfw longest relationship is 9 months

I always start to hate my gf around 3 months and dump her. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me

does the next one just present herself shortly after? I feel that it's something you decide to stay into or not.

Either you try a new lover and you stay on the market or you fug out and go solo. the longer you stay solo the harder it is to get back on the market.

:thinking: le genius pua boi????

i wish i was one of you guys, how much do i need to lift to get there?

my boyfriend and I went to a fancy Italian restaurant and there was this big mirror, he was looking good so he thought he'd be sneaky take a selfie from reflection but flash came out and it was embarrassing. enjoyed the laughs more than the food itself

Take a shower you degenerate

How old are you user?

>Chad
>not Chang LongWang

How do you kind alpha?

>tow still hung up on girl from undergrad haven't seen in 2 yrs

All you guys want a gf and all I want is to be left alone and work on my goals.

>A large majority of the women you would date are gains goblins
>Drankin'
>Eetin' shit-tier food
>Spendin' all the money

I just can't bro.

I recently signed up for a dating site for the first time
what should I put in my profile to attract people better and what good and bad things should I look out for and what kind of searches should I be doing?

just say
>young and fertile male
>looking for a cougar

Being gay sucks at times. It's really hard to find women who aren't your typical masculine fat dykes. I'm not that type myself but it's hard to find other normie grills like me who aren't straight. It's fine though, I'm not sweating about and I've dealt with the fact that I might never find a life partner.

this meme is way too relatable because when I was married I frequently suffered from tfw no gf

I don't want a cougar, I want the opposite, someone young and pure, like me
I mean I'm not as young as I was but I'm still in my 20s

You will get too attached, try not to. I mean, it's inevitable but... try not to.

Met some girl. She's a whale, but idgaf atm.

She's actually pretty tolerable and nice. IMO she has pretty good genes, despite being fat.

Turns out her family is also rich.

Unsure of how to proceed.

fuck

Yeah I usually say
>yeah you're my girlfriend now
and then they get all cute and say
>okay

feels good, try it out

>goto party with a friend a month ago
>see qt asian girl talking to some guy
>keep my eye on her the whole night
>go up to her and tell her im too drunk to talk to ugly people
>10 hours later and shes my gf

Wild shit I'm in love

You Sound like a great Guy
>Keep It up brouda

DELET THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
t. No gf

>tfw married
>she got fat(ter)
>I too got fat but half a year ago got my ass in gear
>working out daily
>try to get her into exercising
>rather watch GoT all day
>wish I had side piece to rage fuck
>sext other girls anyway
>tfw no side gf

Don't get married.

>be me 26
>kissless virgin
>start lifting, lose 25 lbs
>decide to start socializing with new found confidence
>get drunk for the first time at a party
>do impressive handstand on a tire
didntknowicoulddothat.jpg
>end night cuddling random cute girl
>get text from her a few days later wanting to go on a date
>date went great but no kiss
>2 weeks go by, we talk alot but never meet up
>tell her i really want to kiss her
>going out on a date Wed
wish me luck user

That feel when no gf. Get dumped by ex two months ago after 2.5 years. Hooked up with different girls last three weekends, texting the most recent one now, solid 8.5/10, things are going well, feels good man.

i know this feel, over year now...

I'm like 50-50 right now. My ex wife started posting pictures of her new boyfriend and it gave me feels even though I don't want to be with her. On the other side I'm making significant gains and weight loss and have been getting attention from a lot female coworkers and even got mirred at a restaurant last night.

Mind over matter user, if you don't mind it don't matter.

you can do it user, we're all gonna make it

mesa burger?

this is like hitting the god damned lottery

please? I could only get up the courage to actually make a profile because I can feel the time passing me by and because I just want it that much

I'm 24

nothing insecure about being straight up and asking a girl do you want to be my gf better than being the grey zone and accidentally getting cucked because she thought you weren't exclusive

Y E A S T
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Yo what about Milk & Honey? I always go there when I hit Downtown SB

Hey, Scott Pilgrim

> Been with my gf for 3 years now
> She started lifting with me
> Had already great ass, and its getting better
> Works out and spot me in my homegym and in the gym
> Preps my meal when I cant cuz i workout late after work
> Makes me love after the gym

How the fuck do dating and relationships work in Burgerland? My current gf and I were 'dating' I guess for like 5 months before we called it boyfriend and girlfriend. Anyway

>gf for 1.5 years
>she's absolutely amazing, my best friend
>laughing ourselves silly constantly
>sex still as good as it was when we first met if not better
>started getting out of shape because of living the good life, wine n dine too much
>not her though. She's still the same 5'8 132 qt3.14 flat stomach cardio bunny physique
>she never said anything negative about it but I want to change myself
>start going to the gym and running religiously
>she is fully supportive of it
>lose weight, gain muscle
>she's commenting on my progress all the time
>tfw she touches my pecs and says "wow user I never minded when you had a bit of belly fat but you're starting to look really sexy. I love it"
>tfw I've never loved anyone this much in my life
>tfw I actually think I going to marry her

We're all gonna make it brehs

Its not about lifting user. You have to be a bearable person to be around.

Holy shit user, me and my girl are approaching one year and I hope thats both of us. Thanks for the inspiration

I didn't have had a gf for two years, I thought that I was just too weird. Two weeks ago find out that I lifting raised my look so much that I aimed for less attractive girls than what I could have. This girl told me and now we both fell in love and I haven't felt this good in fucking 5 years at least. She is beautiful. Way more beautiful than all the girls prior

What's the average hugs you get per day?

>have this girl who has a huge crush on me for like a year
>been talking to her like great friends for past two months
>never had a gf before, so this was closest ive gotten to
>start liking how it feels having someone so close
>decide to tell her i like her too
>make it offical, we end up kissing, making out, sex a few dates later
>everything was amazing
>shes a nice girl, cute and all, but not sure if i actually like her or just like the idea of finally having a gf
>just told her i love her 2 days ago
>shes ecstatic, says i make her feel happy
>tfw i know this will only end bad for her but i like how having a gf feels even i dont truly love her
>tfw im a piece of shit

Its kinda like having a dog, but you can legally have sex with this. You get rewarded with love and affection, its an emotional thing

She left me over the phone after multiple years

>Have gf who is too attractive for me
>Fuck her whenever I want
>Think you guys are gay for feeling good about tickling a girl

Reddit presents, bragpost: the thread. Fucking pathetic.

>tfw gf said I'll be getting lots of bjs because of missed time
>haven't seen her for about 20 days
>gets back in 16 days

I'll prob bust a load as soon as it rubs against her tongue.

Been in a relationship for the last 6 years, sup fags

She feels guilty for cheating on you

that's the only mistake you made bro.
Marrying is not a smart move.

good luck boi
yeah uhm me and my ex also broke up for the second time about a month ago, this time I don't see us getting back together anymore.

I did wait it out and me and the ex have an open ending in love, I don't think it's viable cause of the age difference tho.

I'm just seeing a new girl that can maybe kill my connection with my ex so I stop caring about her. new girl will probably be better too.

That's what this whole board has turned into. Meanwhile in real life it's just fat fucking manlets who can't perform a single compound with correct form, and think they're fit because they've never played a real sport and have no concept of what being actually athletic is, and think their swamp hag of a gf is a 9/10 because she has died blonde hair.

So there is still hope for me. Thank you for this post.

respect her forever cause she opened you up for love. and boy a year... if she's that crazy about you maybe you should keep her.

>tfw when no gook ladyboy

t. angry unloved gymcel

>gf promises lots of bjs
>days comes and she doesn't feel like it
>cries rivers of tears because i call her up on her promise and its making her feel bad
>have to calm her down so she stops crying

I hope this doesnt happen to you user

t. delusional untermensch

you're ugly, your gf is ugly, your dog is ugly, your car is ugly and your friends are ugly. At least they love you though!

$0.50 has been deposited into your account. Thank you for Correcting The Record!

t. ugly boi

American here (Texas) and me and my ex were dating for about 5 months before it was official.

t. steve buscemi lookin ass nigga

Just say no when they are being gains goblins and stay the course. Either they submit or they are not worth having around.

I know from experience that girls like this exist as my best friends gf is exactly like you describe. But they are incredibly rare and lucky are the few who get them.

In Sweden this concept of "dating" does not exist. People go on dates, but this dating period doesn't exist.

You meet some girl and either fug her immediately or write her for a while then you fug her.

Then you do this for a while then you become a couple on Facebook and it's official.

>tells you shes a virgin
>secretly a ladyboy prostitute on the side

Actually she brought it up because i won a bet, and i said what do i win.
>"I was going to say a BJ, but you'll be getting lots of them for missed time"

Wont happen, our sex life is great. 2-4 times a day, everyday.