What are the biggest fitness memes?

Wait what? How would that even work?

Eat big to get big

Unless by big you mean 'fat as fuck'

Huge surpluses are for roiders

I never understood the logic behind this

Soak in water over night, tard-o

There's literally nothing wrong with intermittent fasting.

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Nattyness.
Once you've been lifting for a while you realize how many people aren't natty, including people that look dyel or shit in general.

I put cucumbers in my water. Makes water smell nice and freshens taste, snack too

But lose weight? Wut

All these years I never noticed

How the fuck do you activate almonds?

>Not activating your almonds in 2017

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>just screaming

This board

Activate little almond

You need a strength base to build muscle.

coconut is part of the homemade muffin

How the fuck is that a meme? You're gonna get big bench pressing the bar x20 for a whole year?

activate little almond

What's wrong with having homemade coconuts?
>2017
>not having 3 coconut trees
I even have a mango tree in the yard.

3. world scum

Fine. Take your vacations in someplace shitty like the Jersey Shore

ill take my vacation to ur mums house, if you catch my drift.

It must be awful being a formerly fat lardass and achieving skinniness
because you have to literally torture yourself the entire day eating this cardboard garbage just to stay thin
like, fuck it, I'd much rather be fat and eat whatever

>not culturing your vegetables
not gonna make it

What did he mean by this?

Linear progression with a hypertrophy routine from day one