2017

>2017
>not using the revolutionary Squat Magicâ„¢ from new image

youtube.com/watch?v=ihh3Vz-moy0

Are you trying to lose gains?

what am I watching

put a dildo on and it will turn into an excellent sex toy

Or you could just do normal squats for free

or use this

Squat plugs sure have gotten huge

i jacked off to this video and image

>propels you back up

So you aren't squatting.

What an amazing idea

They should also make a bench press that holds and pushes the weight up for you

They do, it's called a smith machine

:^)

i love soft porn

>that high 5 at 1:42
>laughingsluts.jpeg

The first comment in that video, I can't.

I want off this ride

I hate women so much

>The return of Berta Lovejoy.

She (He) disappeared for a while. Good to see She (He) is back to trolling fitness videos.

why are you using trips

Because I feel like it.

You're not very bright, are you?

I've seen enough to loose my ability to judge a comment on its own merits and pick out sarcasm or irony over the internet.

in the Trump era it's literally impossible to tell the difference. you never know anymore

I want that seat to be my face 2bh.

I'm more relevant than you

>that woosh sound effect they use every 2 seconds
i cant stop laughing famalam

what are they playing

You are a newfag aren't you? Lovejoy has existed for eons now

This is satire right?

>Sign me up. I want twelve.
Inches am I rite

>Buy pic related for an amazing gym experience.

It's like they're training people to take cocks.

Aww man why didn't they call it the squat master?

Okay guys, how do we turn this into a curl machine?

Remember all of those times I said to femanons who want to get a better ass to take a ride on the dick and focus on their ass and thighs?

Remember how people called me a sexist dick for even suggesting it?

Pick it up and curl it.

chess dice duhh

Alright but couldn't they make the sit a little bigger?

> criminally underrated

No

nobody knows who you are pathetic phaggit

You used > inappropriately.

Rip NoFap

Nobody remembers because it didn't happen.

T O N E D

What a little fag you are