Alright Veeky Forums I got a business proposition for ya
I call it
"Swole Food"
>diner and takeout place >all items have calories and macros prominently displayed on the menu >sells shredded bbq chicken by the ounce so you can get as much protein as you need (shredded cos it gets you shredded) >free all-you-can-drink milk with your meal >shake bar sells protein shakes and preworkout shots >set up shop near gyms, food trucks at meets >logo is a buff chicken doing the zyzz pose (attached is my humble submission)
Juan Long
Forgot to add
>Leave Humanity Behind challenge: Clean your plate and drink a gallon of wholemilk while continuously curling a 50lb dumbbell with your free hand, and your meal is free!
Liam Murphy
>Swole food 10/10
Camden Diaz
Sounds stupid and gay, just like you OP
Jack Howard
the playing area for kids has nothing but an empty wall and a bunch of skateboards
Joshua Anderson
>Leave Humanity Behind challenge: Clean your plate and drink a gallon of wholemilk while continuously curling a 50lb dumbbell with your free hand, and your meal is free! I'm supposed to do this for 8 hours?
Jack King
Hahaha, yeah, a total cock sucker. LmAO
Teehee
OP is a phaggggy boi! We got him, M8!
Same time tomorrow?
Elijah Diaz
>reddit
Alexander Garcia
>No Gaston challenge where you eat five dozen eggs in one sitting, any way you like em.
Dropped
Justin Sanders
>no sauna aka Zyzz Challenge
Ryan Parker
no no this goes after the 8 hr arms workout Love it it's going in
Sebastian Perry
Here's your Michael Phelps breakfast, lunch and dinner challenge/meal
Oliver Reed
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Charles Nguyen
ive had thoughts about why places like this dont exist, the reality is that there are already places where you can get grilled chicken or steaks and most lifters just cook their own meals. normies arent going to go to a place like swole food and lifters only rarely. wouldnt be successful
Jordan Hughes
Yes it would. All you have to do is promote it to the right crowd (women) and the rest writes itself.
All you need to do is get women onboard with anything like this and they'll gravitate to it regardless of how healthy it actually is... take filtered photos for Insta of breakfast bowls interspersed with cunts working out. Emotional hook engaged, coin flows in.
Charles Adams
What's up with athletes and military personal being hooked up energy drinks. Is it an environment thing?
Jayden Perry
Shit I'd eat there all the time.
David Thompson
Caffeine and calories.
First ECA stack I did was on 200km huck. We also had a couple of WO2s with us that basically gave us about 2-3 cans of energy drink per day, as even eating 5,000kcal a day, you're not getting enough energy.
Benjamin Sanders
I've noticed you Americans go fucking far when you hike. Got a lot of your Marines up where I am they seem like good sorts. Worked with the US Army in Iraq they seemed less professional but I think that's because most of them were chocos(reservists)
Aiden Hall
Where I'm from, a choco is a faggot.
Austin Wood
I'm an Ausfag. We were doing an endurance huck/patrol exercise as part of cross training with NORFORCE and the Pilbara Regiment.
IIRC some US marines got to do it after us, then some Asian country.
Isaiah Adams
How do the NORFORCE fellas go?
Leo Hill
Hard, we only had a couple of them with us (most were up doing something else somewhere else), so they may have only left the hard cunts with us.
Jaxson Roberts
Kek'd
Liam Myers
"For how many, sir? Just one? Don't worry, sir, we have plenty of room in our 'tfw no gf' section"
Jeremiah Thomas
>tfw no gf section >table can clearly seat two we can do better
Alexander Brown
>reddit
Reddit
Michael Thomas
I'm stealing your idea, fuck you OP
Samuel Walker
This already kinda exists, it's called panera
Christian Evans
I picture a room full of Wojak art on the walls next to hand written greentexts the clients can add.
Parker Thomas
ez
Carter Myers
>>guaranteed to be frequented by fatties who think it will magically turn them into ottermode.
Daniel Gomez
I have no issue taking money from morons.
But if I were to make one, I'd include a pamphlet with every takeaway bag explaining CI-CO, macros and effective ways to track intake.
After 10 meals you get a free food scale.
Adrian White
>Scale at register >Must use to determine if service will be provided based on meal
Justin Powell
>Underpaid high school student at front door. >Uses body calipers to sort you into two lines. >One line gets low calorie menu. >One line gets 5 SCOOPS CMON.
Adam Watson
>implying men aren't also addicted to social media
How else am i supposed to virtue signal and fuck qt3.14 art majors?
Gavin Jenkins
Dude, sides are cheap and easy way to upsell, protons are expensive and cause satiation.
IMO a good food cart strategy would be a giant 40 gal jug of beef barley soup that you make at home and keep warm with a burner. Upsell with milk and buttered black bread.
Cooper Mitchell
>normie comes in >"Table for one please" >"One Wojack? Coming up sir" >y-you too