He used both hands to take off the 45

>he used both hands to take off the 45

You mean I'm not supposed to?

>he uses his hands to remove the pl8s

>he didn't rotate all his plates to the same orientation

>safety is a laughing matter
Hope you drop it on your foot and lose all your gainz

Found the DYEL

>he lifts weights instead of nearby cars

DYEL?

>implying you need your feet to lift upper bod (tje actual important part of your bod)

>he doesn't use his teeth
J A W L E T

>he puts on his own weights instead of getting a manlet slave from the manlet pit to put them on for you

>he doesn't use telekinesis to lift

kek

>6'4 giraffe makes me get the 45's for him
>bring them back and "accidentally" drop it on his foot

oopsie

> tfw tongue so shredded that you can use it to chew meat

>he didn't load up 3pl8s in one go

>he doesn't grab 2 45's at a time with one hand

not gonna make it brah

You forgot the ending

>the fall is so short that he doesn't even feel it

>His plates are made out of heavy rubber

Cheeky maneuvers like that are a good way to get thrown back into the manlet pit.

>he doesn't push the pl8s of on one side, letting the bar flip over

The last time someone let me out of the manlet pit I broke the plate dispenser and yanked the poop scissor chain when some lanklet was using it.

Rekt

>he doesn't hang a plate around his dick while doing squats or deadlifts

I thought I was the only one who did this.

I thought I was the only one who did this.

>mfw dont even need to use the handle holes to pickup 45s with one hand
who here /forearms/

>he doesn't set his bars vertical then throw the weights on them like ring toss
Never gonna make it

>not using your neck and chin as a vice to pickup pl8s
its like you want to be a pencil neck

>not wedging the pl8s in between your pecs and carrying them with your chest.

>he uses clips to keep the plates from falling off the bar