Sips?

I tried my first sip today. I don't get it, is this a meme? What's so special?

Great taste
2g of carb
0 calories
100000% of DV of vitamins

What about the rehab monsters?

>mod still hasn't ban this energy shilling faggot

Its not a meme.
Back in the day Sips threads were just about being with bros who enjoyed Sips and talked about them. We were tight, we were really something close, it was amazing. Bunch of anonymous people who liked energy drinks getting together and having our own community. People supported each other, posted lifts, posted drinks, memed, it was a community, I remember we'd be like "I'm about to try a new PR" and you'd just get so much positivity and jokes that its like, yeah, I can do this, sipboys. I'll be honest I was in a bad place but the boys helped me through it.
But Veeky Forums fucked it up. Fucking trolls came in and turned our little community into a cesspool of trolling. Just fuck them, they couldn't leave a good thing alone, just grow up. Fuck off.
I keep thinking I'll make a Discord for Sip Threads so we can have a way of talking both in the threads and out, filter people. It wouldn't be a replacement, just a supplement. I don't know.

if you make the discord please inform us

Buy the orange ones instead.

>is this a meme?

>2g of carb
>0 calories

Where my /sips/ at?

it's a viral marketing meme for fatasses who wanna be a part of something. be glad you don't get it

>viral marketing
>muh secret club

You should make that discord

>tfw UK will probably never get purple sips

enjoy your brain lesions

k mom

This.
Monster are behind all sip posts

First sip of the day here lads.

Yeah no, that's the opposite of the point I was making. I'm saying you're delusional if you think a multibillion-dollar company is meming on Veeky Forums. Go back to /pol/.

Beautiful

Love the ultra black sips

Great taste is a gross exaggeration. It's good for having no calories, but at that point I would rather just drink coffee than pay $2 for a can of that

Smelling like summer in here i tell ya.

>he's never sipped

begone

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I like the carbonation.

OK kid

My favourite sips are yellow am I still welcome here?

no bc yellow is gone forever, out of the loop nigger

still always freshly stocked here at my german supermarket of choice

I drink redbull sugarfree because i can buy a flat of 24 for ~$48. Works out to be cheaper than buying a shitty coffee everyday from any place near my work believe it or not.

I am not a patrician sipper

Still stocked in Canada land

>me before my daily sip

thirded

say goodbye to your natty card

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I'm just all about that original green and black sip

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>that original green and black sip

A SIPS™ approved drink for sure. Very good. I like dem white sips tho.

Y'all said Citron is hard to find now right? Gas station randomly had one in front of a bunch of Ultra sips. It was good, tasted like a lemonhead.

>tfw yellow sips are gone but the black ones are still there

kek

SO GIVE ME A SIP BOYS AND MAKE ME SWOLE

Try the Aldi sips to be honest family.

SAME exact thing as a sip, but only a dollar.

>2017
>dehydrating your skin with caffeine

I think regular monster goes pretty well with cheese, always have a few sip after I eat cheese

>any carbonated drink
>going well with dairy
Absolutely disgusting

I feel sleepy as fuck right after, happens only when I do the cheese+monster combo

Is ultra red fine too?

We need a god/good/ok/shit tier sips image

>sip
>Monster
Who here /gulp/?

no but i vomit

Sip cum faggot

redbull is the king of sips, just unreasonably expensive

Drinking one right now, don't think it is but its my go to default sip.
I think Relentless/monster/rockstar are top tier
Redbull is good tier, ol' faithful

britbong here, you americucks still get the java monsters?

>faggots don't even report it
>instead bump threads with asshurt

>t. no sipper
kys tbqhfam

From now on i'll be reporting all that stupid advertising shit

Call me a poorfag, but a habit of daily Monsters runs you quite a large bill over time (and the effects on health raise concerns).

I mostly stick to coffee for a pick me up.

>literally sipping on cancer
>kys
Would you like me to start sipping?

We dont have monsters in my country FUCKKKKKKKKKK

I'm pretty sure that can has more caffeine than a cup of coffee, by a lot.

Black coffee actually seems to have slightly more caffeine per 100 ml at 39 vs 36/34 mg/100 ml.

You have Aldi in America?

How much does it cost in the US?

The price over here makes it impossible to anyone buy it regularly. I could buy a kilo of chicken for 50cents more.

should've read before replying. $2 bucks a can in the US, then. how much for coffee (not starbucks, that is expensive, right)?

we probably should have a OT for drinks and alternatives (both home-made as alternative brands). like if you like taste X or how to make at home something cheaper, etc. I'll be checking l-theanine as soon as my packet arrives, so I would love something like that.

Coffee at 16:1 ratio for a 500 ml cup is around 32 grams and 32 grams costs approximately 29 euro-cents at 4,5 € / 500 g.

Yep

fuarkk, can't seem to get them here anymore
Love coffee drinks, but only seem to get shitty starbucks ones that come in tiny sizes
Need that 500ml of coffee energy B O Y E

Not worth the sip. You only get one FSOTD.

Anyone else ironically get the sip drank?

I buy it and when i see other people drinking it i think they are in on the meme.

>ironically
No

Everybody has different tastes. I like black coffee but the Purple and white sips are delicious

BOYS
Lemme tell you the power of the S I P P
>be me
>yesterday
>in Driver's Ed
>see the S I P P in a vending machine
>decide to try it for the first time
>laughing the whole time im in drivers ed thinking about all them s i p p memes
>caffeine hits me
>finish 2 hours work within 20 minutes
>drivers ed ends
>go home
>eat dinner, feeling so hungry I could eat my own ass
>decide to leave humanity behind and brew a preworkout coffee
>drink some americano
>ragingboner.png
>sprint 6 blocks to gym
>pr deadlift and squats
>tear through leg day (PPL MASTERRACE)
>my glutes feel like a prison cell worth of tyrones fought over my tight boypucci
>decide leg day isnt enough
>do so many pullups consecutively that I didnt realise it was closing time
>mfw they closed the gym without me knowing
>sneak out through unlocked door
>sprint back home
>go for a smoke
>buzz kills my energy spree
>collapse and sleep forever
>mfw my balls still burn

>this piece of shit thread is still up after 2 people reported it

hmm

>first sip today
>Rockstar zero carb
>tasty as fuck
>didn't give me racing heart and upset stomach
>coffee does
I've seen the light, boys. I honestly feel much better vs coffee

my ip changes every time I open my browser and whenever I see r9k threads or something fitness unrelated I report it as many times as possible

they always get deleted but never this type of shilling

Id say ive reported this thread 6-7 times but they arent deleting it and my guess is he became a janitor or some shit

>le everything is shills meme

you guys have no idea.

at /v/, any thread praising a game is called a shill thread. at /x/, askng for proof is called shilling.

Right. And it derails a thread. This is fucking Veeky Forums. We're here to shitpost.