I want to be a ninja. How do I become disciplined, mentally clear, perceptive, strong, fast, and agile? Well?

Actually he's both!

He was literally not a ninja. By the time he was born, ninjas haven't existed for a long time.

Can you just tell me how to be a ninja already? Thanks.

Live in the now.

Work out, you are going to want to focus on calisthenics, gymnastic movements, take up a martial art, free running, running and climbing.

Lern how to move stealthily, what everyday shoes you can walk about in and make no noise.

Just research ninjas and find out what they did and then do it.

>tfw you'll never be a marital artist

nigga what
the whole reason they snuck around was because they usually weighed

you cannot, too delusional of reality

well fuck you and kys

1xDecapitated by brother
1xTransformed into cyborg ninja by crazy doctor

50x50 double jumps daily

Pirates>ninjas

>not pirate-ninjas

>Le stronk viking xD

Ninjas were employed assassins, they knew how to fight, but they weren't warriors made for the battle field

I dont give a fuck about anime or any weeb shit if anything I'm much more of a medieval westaboo but ninjas definitely existed. Ninjitsu was an entire school of fighting in feudal Japan

Just do Starting Strength, man. that's LITERALLY what it was made for.

NO ONE in this thread knows enything about ninjas
Ninjas weren't martial artist they were spies
here educated yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=X-UePD6Wp5A

Train to assassinate
Meditate a fuckton
Train isolated from all people
Try to be as AGILE and FAST as possible

There you go

Genji players are fucking dragondildo-using weeb nerd piece of shits

>Starting Strength
I only have 2 50 lb dumbbells (adjustable) and a bench. I don't have a barbell. I'm unemployed so I can't afford a gym right now.

How does one become more agile?

I want to be James Bond. My progress so far:

>fit
>good at martial arts
>good at poker
>drive too fast
>sleeping with two married women
>own a couple of tailored suits
>i make shitty one-line puns when casually conversing with people

I still need to work on gunmanship, anything else?

Parkour, yoga, stretching routines etc...

There's a good starter agility course at the Gnome Stronghold.

Casual alcoholism. Gotta maintain a buzz near-constantly.

Vikings suck ass too, they couldn't fight anyone who wasn't a defenseless peasant without getting their asses handed to them.

vikings suck, be a medieval knight

Do your normal workout regimen with some yoga, gymnastics, martial arts and meditation thrown in.

that's a fucking pirate u idiot , and his name is sparrow !!!!!!!

>silent kills
Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you know how hard it would be to kill someone with a blade and not draw any attention?
>farmers became elite assassins
Stop watching anime and go outside

Fucking kek

Genji mains can suck my dick, can count how many times I've seen a genji coming at me swinging his sword like they think they're gonna hit a tracer main.

I know how, but I will only tell you if you can prove you are racially nordic and also a nazi.

this
rock climbing and parkour is a must
additionally learn how to fight and be silent

I giggled

tread without sound

Thanks for reminding me. I have that down to the point where I forget that it's a trait he has.

Pharah masterrace

>this thread is just one big shill for For Honor

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