Cheat days

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>cheat life

>days
>life

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>cheat day turned into cheat week
>again
I will never reach 10% BF

>tfw I know that feel

>cheat life
>get reincarnated
>my new body's genetics also make me fat

>last week was cheat week
>gained 4lbs
>only lost 1.5lbs so far this week
>next cheat week in only 2 days

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Cheat Days Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Burger Like Nigga Close Your Mouth haha

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> 1 cheat day turns into 3 consecutive days
>Nothing but meat, cheese and cake
>Up from 4am this morning shitting liquid and groaning through the early hours
>Fall asleep for 3 hours, periodically wake up and feel the urge to fart, scared of demolishing my bed with rancid water, pinch it off and go back to sleep
>Wake up two hours ago, let rip the biggest fart, like a trumpet being played by a v8
>Sprint to the bathroom, barely make it, shit everywhere like a pale crop duster
>Bang my head off the bathroom wall and ask it to stop, no more, please

But there's always more.

Just not worth it, have to stop deluding myself into believing I can get away with eating that much rich food and not have a ring piece like a Japanese flag.

> not eating 6 avocados before cheat meals
> not putting in buttplug

>tfw cheat reincarnation as an american

lifting with a buttplug was probably the worst thing ever

>cheat day

>Eating junk food

pizza+ice creme=keto thAnks pIanano man

>adopting a diet and lifestyle you didn't like in the first place
>a diet and lifestyle that you feel so horrible you need "cheat days" for you not to collapse emotionally

If you are eating healthy and don't like it you are doing it wrong.

Just gotta keep at it, those sphincter gains added a whole pl8 to my squat and dl

>fatty meats
>strong spirits

>cheat century

it's not cheating if you don't catch me

>tfw still on cheat decade

>Cheating on cheat day

>cleaning on off day