Dubs decides

Dubs decides

"Lemme smash"

>asking girls how their day is going / putting on the pretense of caring about them

never gonna make it op

Not much just got back from the porn shoot I did today, my asshole is still pretty sore.

Roll

I was setting it up for this. I am not at all interested in her. I believe i can do much better

I can't do this anymore Jessica

"I spent my Friday shitposting on a Mesopotamian basket weaving forum"

I got something long for your weak end ;)

There ya go

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Roll by proxy

lel

>Tfw I am having a mad crush on this qt I've been dating with
>Talk about how our days went everyday
no matter what she says it's always interesting for me and it seems to be the other way around as well.

kek

then don't make fun of her like that. she obviously has issues with her weight, making fun of someone who most likely has low self esteem is despicable imo. but it's up to you

OP doesn't really believe he can do better, which is why he's here posting this rather than just moving on.

>look it's not you, it's just... I'm just tired. I'm tired of all this fake b.s. you know? I'm tired of having to see and do the same things over and over. politics, movies, music... it's all the same. The Jews won Jessica. those goddamn kikes did it.

"Why must we keep living this lie? Why must we keep denying the sexual tension between us?"

>I have an addiction to bestiality.
>You're the first one (person) I've told; I just feel so safe with you Jessica.
>Please help me.

Then

>I reaaaalllly need your help buying a puppy, they won't sell to me anymore.

Sheeyit

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Seductive Satan at it again

oh my

Satan wills it.

rolling

SATAN TRIPS DO IT

Kinda true but i am a recovering fatass myself and i may be judging her but im not interested regardless.

I'm Asian

there's a difference between not being interested and fucking with someone.

Oh fuck

Reroll

Im not interested so she is the perfect person to fuck with. 6 decides.

nuthin but net m8

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YAAAASSSS

you will before I kill you

"Don't play dumb, woman. We both know what needs to happen."

I am gay. Pray for me.

Jessica, I...m never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down, never gunna turn around and hurt you

but i bet you want tooooo

I have severe autism AHHH. NIGGER

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women are so fucking stupid. like. why would you not play along with him if you're interested it at all? like from what she knows he's just jokingly making banter with her but she stops it dead in its tracks. why are people stupid and fucking boring?

What is this faggotry. You realize this board frequently has a fat people hate thread, right?

I love how it's always the fatties/ unattractive one's that always pull the "lol I don't know you and I won't fug a complete stranger :)" baloney
Tell her "Fuck me or fuck yourself, your choice."

Shit on my face jessica

im gonna stab you bitch

Buy you will. You will know me very well. You will know me a little bit too much.

Reroll

Reject me and I'll kill myself.

>i am a recovering fatass myself
You'd think that you'd be able to empathize a bit more then, as a former blubberboy.
A lack of interest would mean that you'd just stop texting/communicating.

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OP pls

meesa jar jar dildo

Rollan

Fuck, I tought you were a roleplaying fat whore.

We knew each other in a previous life; I can sense it.

I'm pretty sure we had amazing sexual chemistry too. My pants are getting tight; this is how I know.

Rerolling for "Fuck me or fuck yourself, your choice."

Ffs

"But I've known you for ages. I've watched as you've grown from a bright, smiling little girl into the lovely young woman you are today"

I made a thread about another girl earlier. Was obviously joking and she unmatched me.

I have autism.... NIGGER

roll

Is this the winner?

dude you really getting denied by a chick that fat?

Nah man i fucking come to fph threads on here. Its how fatasses realize they need to change.

Re roll

reroll

FUCKING FAT WHORE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU REJECT ME

"I used to be fat, so I can really eat you out"

Reeeeeeeeeeee

How about I take you out for coffee and go with the flow?

How about we get to know each other better over unlimited soup and salad at OG and take it from there.

Who the FUCK do you think you are

winrar tho it's pretty gay

Pls no

whoo aahh whoooaaaaa

When the school year starts im going to do this a lot more. I go to a really big uni. Nearly impossible to find me.

but soon you will know this DICK!

This is it

can you collect your menstrual blood in a jar so I can masturbate with it?

>When the school year starts im going to do this a lot more. I go to a really big uni. Nearly impossible to find me.
The Tubby Terrorist

Have you ever noticed how shampoo and conditioner are looking more and more like semen? Is this a conspiracy?

Maybe shampoo companies want women to lather more cum-like substance on their bodies to use more product.

Or maybe it's more sinister. Maybe they want to feminized men by making them subconsciously accept cum as a natural thing to rub on your body.

What shampoo do you use?

Dubs wills it but i dont think i will be tubby then lol

Winrar for tubby terrorist

Bar soap. No shampoo or conditioner

My bio says "couple things about me 1. I'm 5'4" 2. I have a micropenis 3. I don't have a last name" I cant believe she is even asking this. 3 decides.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

My dick is almost non-existent. It looks like an enlarged clit.

im gonna kill you you fat bitch

are you dick shaming me? REEEEEEEEE

what have you done

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We'll the 5'4 thing is true but it's two measurements. I'm 5' tall and 4" long

"It's all true, Jessica, it's all true and it's all for you. Let's do it, Jessica, let's run off together! You and me! On an ADVENTURE Jessica!"

I'm certified bio

you can suck on my gunt

well shit

dunno

It's a joke, duh. I'm 6'1" and I've got a dick like a fire hose