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I think I'm going to do the easy way Veeky Forums, 23, virgin
Have you ever been with one? Was it worth it? Does STD kill your gains?

Is that two Egyptians fucking in that picture frame? That is so weird.

Also user don't do it, it's pathetic.

Get one that will let you go bareback and cum inside.

This guy is a legitimate reddit-browsing faggot, don't listen to him.

>Get one that will let you go bareback and cum inside.

The only ones that let you do that are the super high end escorts that charge thousands an hour.

Haven't, but I'd do it if I were still a virgin. It'd help me get over the social pressure to know what sex is like.

I have, the best sex of my life but I felt so weird afterwards about paying for it.

Sex is best when you do it with someone you have a connection with

When you do it with randoms or hookers you usually end up thinking "why am I doing this?" mid-fuck and wishing you were just playing video games or something. When you're finally finished you gotta find a way to get them out of your house and it's just a big pain in the ass.

focus on saving your first time for a girl that actually likes you back

Virgin detected.
Stop giving advice on what you haven't even begun to experience.

If you know what you are doing/how to do business with them you'll get good sex with no drama.

>visited my first hooker with 18
>since then I visit one maybe once a month
>even if I have a girlfriend/fwb/ons I still visit hookers
>travelled the world and fucked hookers abroad
>no STDs, got never robbed, just some small drama with whores who tried to screw me over (maybe once a year, I just leave)
>I'm 31 today

You've had sex with 150 women? I'm 33 and had sex with 2, and one of them was just a ONS.

ARGHHH

whats the process even like with an escort?

you go inside, sling some chit chat and then fuck i guess, just sounds odd.

>visited my first hooker with 18
>since then I visit one maybe once a month

damn look at mr moneybags.

don't become a hooker addict like this guy user

The customer is always right, as long as you're not doing some insane voodoo shit.

I have done a couple of escorts when I was younger and couldn't get a gf. I lost my virginity to one.

At the time it seemed logical as I was curious and extremely horny, virginity doesn't matter for men anyway.

However the last couple of years I'm regretting of losing my virginity to one. I wish I had waited just a little longer to lose my virginity to a gf.

By the way escorts (and one night stands) are fun but are not the best sex you are going to get because you have to use a condom and
when you have fuck your gf the sex improves over time.

I would guess the number is higher. Fucked a lot on my travels. Crazy 20s with lots of parties.

Germany. It is not that expensive here.

If I had the cash id fuck a hooker at least once a month. I've had my dick sucked by vacuum cleaner lips of a tall Eastern European chick and nothing has ever come close. My god that girl knew how to fuck.

I'm sorry Chad I shouldn't of pretended to be something I'm not

You can always pay before the deeds

28, losing v at 19 to hooker as well
No regrets, would still be v otherwise

godspeed user

Do you kiss them?

>virginity doesn't matter for men anyway.

It does when you're 24 and girls your age can sense your insecurity and inexperience which leads to them not being interested.

I lost my v card at 22 to a street whore I paid 40€ for 20minutes. To be honest with you I enjoyed it a lot and don't regret. The real problem is it didn't fix my insecurity with women. That time has been the only time I've had Sex and it's been two years since.

done it a few times
enjoyed it, it was pressure free sex
helped me be more confident chatting up girls because I was safe in the knowledge that I could deliver if it came to it

just wear a johnny mate

This has to be the tird screencap of some robot fucking a tranny and regretting it afterwards. Makes me wonder how many fall for that meme and don't post about it

so worst case scenario youre out 150 bucks whats the problem

If it's not love, wear a glove user. My dick looks like it's going through puberty right now.

I'll throw my hat in here.

>Really, really felt like fucking a black chick
>For some reason think a hooker is my best option
>I'm wealthy, so money isn't a big deal to me here
>Still, they all either look like they'll ask to be paid in meth, or cost $400 for an hour
>Give myself a couple weeks, and figure I'll cool off black the niggress thing
>It just gets worse
>$400 isn't that much, right?
>Hit up this little one that looks kinda thicc, and clean
>She replies right away, and low key sounded cute as fuck over the phone
>Show up later, she stands behind the door to let me in
>She's in some tiny as lingerie, and skimpy robe
>Legitimately really fucking sexy. Probably 10-15 lbs heavier than the pictures, but I'm alright with it
>Skipping the details of the sex since it wasn't anything crazy

The sex was like 7/10. I've only gotten laid a few other times, and this one wasn't anything that blew my mind. Maybe there are others escorts that are better lays, but you probably shouldn't count on it.

wow

>don't do it, it's pathetic.

so is being a 24 virgin, who cares, at least he'll have sex

No way to sense this really

Being a virgin isn't pathetic.
Whining and crying about being a virgin is pathetic.

If you have the money, go for it one time. You'll probably find it a little bit disappointing in the end, but at least you won't be a virgin and your curiosity won't be killing you anymore.

oh they can sense it alright you can bet on that

Sex is not worth it, it is the same feeling you get from having a wank except a bit nicer, but it's definitely not worth paying for. Save money for something cool, even drugs are better than sex

All rich and powerful men bang escorts

CEOs, movie stars, your senators.

It's been that way for millenia.

Lords, and consulates, and emirs, and khans all had their harems.

Don't listen to this puritan prude.

Drugs better than sex, a whole part of human life is to reproduce. Drugs are degenerate

Why? Any girl you met probably lost her V card to some dude she doesn't even know anymore.

I don't know the first girl I slept with anymore.

True love is a meme, and losing your virginity being a "magical moment" is a meme.

Sex feels good, don't put it off for years making sure all the stars align.

>Sex is best when you do it with someone you have a connection with

Unfortunately I disagree with this, when I have a connection with someone I feel too close to pull their hair and fuck their mouth and make them swallow my cum and kick them out the door.

>tall Eastern European chick
Where does one get one of those?

Amsterdam is loaded with them.

Lost my virginity at 21 to an escort. Its worth it since you realize sex isnt as glorious as people make it out to be and gives you a sense of fake confidence for awhile.

Only thing I regret is getting an escort that wasnt that good in bed. Make sure you find a well reviewed one that knows what shes doing

I'm a 28 yr old virgin, should I get an escort? I was fat for a long time and just recently I'm looking good and fit. But I'm still to autistic to approach the girls who mire me these days. No I don't care about relationships because I still remember when I was invisible to the same girls who mire me now.

Different context
Those dudes could have plenty of lays without paying for it
They're paying for the chicks to leave and not try and get him to leave his wife for them

>my dick looks like it's going through puberty right now

Explain, please.

ive fucked 7. First was a thicc one that was actually legit, 2nd and 3rd were 2 thicc milfs that I did a 3 way with also probably legit, 4th was some 22 yr old girl who really rushed me and was pretty rude probably had a pimp, 5th seemed like a drug addict and was probably the worst experience of my life had to jack off to finish, 6th was this woman who hit her wall but it was the best sex despite her probably being the least pretty out of all of them, 7th was this columbian woman definitely being trafficked and I accidentally busted jacking myself off after fucking her for a little bit

I dont exactly regret all of it since women have high expectations of sexual performance and it helps you learn the motions and all that but at the same time it is money I could have used for much better things. also people who are saying its pathetic are retarded men all around the world have been doing this for 1000s of years

If you aren't having sex to reproduce then don't have it, all you feel is regret afterwards

he's paying to get rid of the anxiety of never having sex before

how would you know? did your mama tell you this?

>I was fat for a long time
see fat chick, dont wanna fuq
>recently I'm looking good and fit
chick is not fat anymore, possibly great looking now, want to fuck

you dizzle my rizzle?
you paddle my waddle?
gf is out of the question because you're character :^)

my gf likes it rough, user. Although I agree that sex is best when I'm mad at her and don't care as much for her wellbeing.

I lost my virginity to a milf on craigslist, AMA

>you dizzle my rizzle?
>you paddle my waddle?
>gf is out of the question because you're character :^)

Holy shit I feel so old reading this, I'm not hip like you guys. What does me being a character mean?

shouldn't have*

dude i'm just kidding.
get sex, then get some more
it's awesome, why the fuck should anything other than getting you dick wet matter?

oh, and don't cheap out on a ugly one, wanna have nice faps afterwards, no?

oh, and i'm few years older than you

This is my fetish

What's worse, paying for sex, or paying for porn?

Thanks man. I'll find a way to sleep with a girl this year for sure.

A chick will wanna take your v card. Wait it out and enjoy the ride.

Ive been going to the same asian massage parlor for the past year.
Apparently one of the girls there claimed me as her bf because the last few times ive gone the other girls have referred to me as that one girls bf.
Also im still pretty new to this; is it weird if the girls kiss you in the mouth? I don't even initiate it

paying for porn for sure, especially considering the best type is free

shes into you, ask her if she want to hang out outside work, maybe you will get free sex

She could just be saying that to make you feel good so that you visit her (and pay her) more.

Nah it won't work. Shes like 10 yrs older than me and the language barrier is too big.
Ive been going there pretty much every week for the past year. Im already hooked so theres no need to stroke my ego. I remember one time i didnt go and the girl kept asking why I didnt go the previous week.(she kept implying that i had seen someone else, im not even in a relationship with the girl and shes trying to keep me exclusive. Crazy Asians)

This girl is a fucking pro. Femanons take note at how this guy is getting played.

Tinder? It's pretty easy man.

You're getting played user.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At what age should someone just accept that they will forever be a virgin?

They know.

Bullshit you just got to find the ones that take crackrocks as payment... I used to have to drive through a rough neighborhood omw to work and half the hookers were preggo. They let somebody cum inside...

How did you find the place? How did you suggest that you wanted more than a massage? Tell me your secrets. I went to an asian massage parlor and the lady who came in was old and kind of brushed my dick area a couple times while working my quad, not sure if that was code or something.

60

Past 20 it starts to get weird. Once you're 30 and haven't dipped your stick don't expect to. This is assuming you take hookers and really drunk sex out of the equation

I feel like Asian massage place have mostly all old grandmas. How old was the bish that jerked you off?

How did you even find out about the place?

>Ive been going there pretty much every week for the past year. Im already hooked so theres no need to stroke my ego. I remember one time i didnt go and the girl kept asking why I didnt go the previous week.(she kept implying that i had seen someone else, im not even in a relationship with the girl and shes trying to keep me exclusive. Crazy Asians)

You have to understand this is her job - unless she tells you to stop giving her money and hangs out with you on non-working hours, you have to understand that.

Hate to burst your bubble, but she has many bfs.

stupid question: am I expected to bring condoms if I go to a brothel/"massage" house? Or they'll have there?

Shhhhhh
Let him have his fun ;0

I was a 22yo khv until this weekend... Had sex with this grill and now 2 days later some red bumps showed up on my upper thigh area of both legs. Not sure if std or not...

>be 19
>Go on backpage and find escort who is close to my area
>Nice C cup implants
>Call her and make a booking
>Meeting her at 930
>After I get off the phone rush of nerves and adrenaline through body
>Gotta do it
>Get to motel where Im meeting her
>Knock on the door
>She opens it in a thin black robe with her tits out
>Great body but disappointing butter face
>Sit down on bed while we make small talk
>Sits close and rubs my thigh while pressing tits on my arm
>"Why dont you take a shower and we can get things started?"
>KK
>Take shower, dick is hard as a rock
>Dry off and walk out of bathroom
>Ho is sitting on the bed naked
>Get in bed and hand her money
>Starts sucking my dick, get to play with her titties
>Puts condom on and starts to ride me
>Cum after 20 minutes
>Still have 10 minutes left
>She turns the tv on while we just lye there and talk
>Play with her boobs while watching sitcom re-runs
>Get up and say goodby
>Great experience.