Why are you on your computer right now and not at the gym?

Rest day. And I'm at work right now.

Cause /HomeGymMasterRace/ here

Light knee pain. Taking it easy for today

I don't go to the gym nor do any physical activities. After couple years at Tibetan monasteries I have learned to do mental training. I am to intelegent for gym, quite literitally.

Just finished chest day with pussy weights cause I'm a skeleton

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LOL take a Tylenol and get off your ass

need to do a liver test at the doc tomorrow. "no strenuous exercise within 24 hours before"

yet, you're probably going to jerk off tonight.

Active duty military stuck in an armory all night.

Parking costs money before 7:00pm and I'm a jew.

Moving his hand up and down for 15 seconds isn't strenuous, especially with that length

>implying I'm not on my phone shit posting between sets
Who even uses computers anymore?

Chatting up tinder broads trying to get some. How's this for a one liner?

going in 45 min

because i went today at 8am

why post some autistic shit like that?

just ask if she wants to fuck

>matching with that
her other pictures show a nice ass good cleavage right?

Yes. She has a very nice ass

alrdy went nig

I just got back from the gym

Im at work

Got the worst flu. Can't breathe coughing up the green hard phlegm
Fighting it with meds and Macallan
Will i make it?

Why are you implying being fit means being in the gym every second of your life?

got food poisoning or something yesterday and threw up all day yesterday too, just starting to eat again somehow lost like 5 pounds in 1-2 days of 0 food fuck that bullshit

i already gymmed today

why didn't anyone tell me having big lats sucks?
i have visible lats for the first time in my life and i feel my lats squeeze against my tri's anytime i lay my hands on my side. Also my elbow no longer touches my rib when i put my arms down.

I already went today!

homegym here nigga

This

fucking excuses, pros go twice a day... you're never going to make it being a lil bitch

motherfucker looks like a damn flying squirrel, imagine him soaring from tree to tree with his enormous lats

jesus christ have mercy on us, he looks like shit

>implying we dont browse fit between sets
Doing this rn

Tell her you'll take her for a ride if she tells you where her barn is.

It's a shoop. Sadik has better proportions than that.

I'm a skelly and currently doing pushups and shit...

I have a problem with elevated cortisol or some shit, doubt I would have a very good session or get much out of it.

>Light knee pain.
Anyone else have a really bad habit sitting with their leg cross over their knee like this? I fucking hate myself I get knee pain and it's just because I like sitting like this a lot. No I don't lean back while doing it.

It's leg day and I have a driving lesson in 35 min.

huh that's funny I'm a skele using gym equipment until I can be strong enough to actually do body weight exercises properly

Walked all the way to the gym to find out it was closed

my desk chair is a bench and I lift in between shitposts

It's noon. i'm doing VBA and German. I'm going to lift at around 3 with my buddy

I train at 4:30

Shitpost during work, gym at 7

What the fuck does that mean? alcohol?

I'm sick.

Because I just got back and had lunch.

>he does the virgin leg cross

I am at the gym.

I broke my arm and don't know what to do :/

Because I have a home gym and can use my computer wherever I want :^)

>the only actual virgin in the thread

>Your bitter rye
>My ice
Does this mean something I'm not aware of or is it just retarded?

I'm a vegan and the bull is not letting me go to the gym today while xhe is pounding my wife.

>phoneposter
>admits it
kys