How do I get a Veeky Forums voice?

How do I get a Veeky Forums voice?

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i remember in high school in like 9th or 10th grade when all our voices would crack periodically and it was the funniest shit ever

Just make sure you use your chest voice and not your head voice. Google it.

just be confident bro

The fast way is to speak in a steady tone. Don't change the pitch of your voice too often and don't yell, it shows confidence. It won't help you much though if you have a neturally high pitched voice.

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I have the deepest voice out of all the people I met and it's a gift. No idea how I developed it, but it has gotten me laid numerous times.

increase test

This is a thing I worked on all through uni as it's an invaluable skill to have in my profession. The easiest thing you can do is print out a piece of text, like a speech or something and read it in front of a camera. The problem is not really that your voice is to high, it's that you're too insecure or too inexperienced to modulate your voice the way you want to. With a bit of training you can make yourself sound amused, bored, stoic, whatever with little effort in a way that other people react to.

How the FUCK is there such a thing as fit voice? Do you muscle train your voice box or something?

Easy, painful way that i wouldnt recommend.
Shout for a few minutes, drink a cup of water you just boiled and then down a glass of whisky.

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>Avoid porn
I've been porn free for about 4 months, but I fap to imagining fucking my GF or just thinking how sexy she is. Should I stop or is it okay? I got so addicted I did it 3 times/day for an entire week once but nowadays 1 time/day and I try as hard as I can not to go for a second round.

high test during your puberty years OP.

That's how.

I was on the road to a strong manly voice but got stupid and was literally underfed during puberty so my voice never really dropped to it's full potential, it's ok.. but it's not great.

Yea thats the best kind of fapping, no no porn. There is this weird lore about some chink medical student writing out some weird theory about the balls re-absorbing your white stallions after like a month or some shit like that but I dont really believe that. Sounds nearly insane

>power poses
kek. read andrew gelman you fucking pleb

Lol, found image sauce and there is a guide.
artofmanliness.com/2011/11/13/masculine-voice/

go to a metal concert and shout your ass off x F

enjoy octave lower voice

Speak more slowly, and use an even voice, don't try to go too deep, but be a baritone

>andrew gelman

I should learn about pic related...why?

>power poses

Sounds high test to me :^)

yea this was funny as fuck.

I wonder how girls perceived this. They all laughed at us but not in a demeaning way but more of an endearing way imo. What do girls think of this?

>friend calls me up a few days ago
>haven't spoken to her for about 10 years
>"I didn't even recognise you.... your voice is so different"

I consider my voice to be pretty high pitched but others tell me it's really deep. everytime I make it deep on purpose, people get out of my way instantly, it's like they are fucking afraid of a manlet. I'd actually support OP's pic. you'd want to have a broader range though since I noticed that girls tend to get more attached when I use a slightly higher tone

There's a reason why teenage girls like older men

sure but I'm not talking about romance or sexiness because obviously that clownish voice is anything but sexy.

Just wonder what girls around that age think of that. Not that I like little girls or anything

How to achieve Scooby's voice?

suck dick x failure

You'll just look like an aspie

Not sure how I got it but in highschool teachers would consistently have me read shit in class and would tell me to go into radio. Thing is when I hear my voice on camera I think it sounds awful.

sounds like a good way to permanently damage your vocal chords