>deadlifts
>still alive
Deadlifts
Jonathan Nelson
Connor Gomez
>Clean and Press
>Laundry not done
Cooper Edwards
>clean and jerk
>no mess
Kevin Brooks
>join the cern gym
>suddenly all of the scientists rush in
>they hog the entire dumbbell rack
>finally they leave
>grab some dumbbells to do curls
>suddenly extremely painful
>they have turned all of the weights into smartbells
fucking nerds
Ryder Moore
stop stealing nigger
Alexander Gomez
>Kroc row
>desire to still be male intact
Cameron Perez
>squat
>still own my house
Alexander King
If you care so much about your precious internet points go back to plebbit.
Matthew Bell
>Pull day
>Gym door says Push to open
Elijah Morales
>snatch grip
>she actually has a penis
Jose James
>medicine ball
> you can't eat it
Idk man I tried
Jaxson Morris
>decline bench press
>do it anyway
Caleb Perry
>chin up
>still pessimistic and sad
this is my favorite
Isaiah Wright
>lunges
>ids bregfats tiem :--D
Cooper Bailey
>alive
>dont live
Tyler Brooks
>incline bench press
>prefer flat bench press
Isaac Smith
>Supermans
>you're a Marvel fan
Noah Ortiz
>cable flies
>no fly swatter to get rid of them
Colton Clark
>exercise ball
>doesn't exercise
Ayden Collins
>Push up
>Still on the floor
Jayden Martinez
>band pull-apart
>not Yoko Ono
Tyler Young
...
Julian Barnes
>Power clean the plates
>dishes haven't become any cleaner
Noah Baker
>exercise ball
>doesn't thank you
Gavin Nguyen
>incline bench press
>does it anyway