FRAUD: SATURDAY EVENING ALPHA THREAD

>I mean it's a waste when you let yourself go on a bulk
Wat

Jesus

So, how do you manage your blood work? Are your cbc ok?

Waht's your AI like?

>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/diet/household-dust-could-be-making-you-fat/news-story/392d985d139bb7cbe3bd303fb7fcd48b

I just i hope i die in my sleep one day

But he looks perfect

I dunno i have to do bloods soon. We will see if I am dead or not. Donated blood for the first time after one year bnc recently rbc was 0.3 under the norm. So that was alright.

Jelly of donating blood. I'm not allowed to anymore cause i'm a junky

split pills

Just wondering

Any ED issues? Do you use cialis ?

cant split caps...

>more and more this thread is just natties spewing bullshit

Ahaha you are so dumb. Please seek help ;-)

Calling Dr. sludge

I have some questions for you

I noticed your post recently on another /fraud/ and I couldn't get back to you....

Ok so guys, say I'm starting a beginner cycle of 500mg test e/week, what kind of bloodwork and how often would I need to get done?

PAGING CATPISS

CHECK YOUR EMAIL HOMIE

PAGING BIMBO

PLEASE TEXT CATPISS AND ASK HIM TO KINDLY CHECK HIS EMAIL

I'm jelly, all that free/no questions asked slin

Where do I get a gf with a puffy vulva

/fraud/ betas btfo

Time on~= time off
But if you get bloods once your shit is ok

Why? What do you do? Inject hiv?

Not that I know of. Really often my heart skips a beat when I take to much caffeine with it. Beside that, nothing that I know of. I never took crazy doses or compounds. I eat only clean food, take supplements and do lots of cardio. But we will see what my bloods say,since i didn't check them yet.

would lab/vet grade needles work fine?
or is there something about them bad?

I am happy you put that smiley at the end, otherwise i had i really hard time to interpret that sentence. I appreciate it. We need more of you. If you want to change the world, start with yourself. Hahahaah xd xd ;) winky winky

Wat. All slin is OTC here. No questions asked. Costs peanuts.

>Why? What do you do? Inject hiv?
Worse. Testosterone.

You are welcome. Never change bb

masT you should get some better pictures

>showed your pics to gf and told her thats how I want to be
>>NOOOO HE'S GROSS
>Too bad

I know she's lying.

I was thinking of just getting my test levels checked before and after, is it necessary to get my levels checked during the cycle also?

Girls are so weird
>I want to get bigger
>"okay yes please do babe I'll cook for you and text you reminding you to eat. getting you big for me is my responsibility, do you want me to buy gear?"
>hey your ass is huge can we get it bigger though?
>"unf yes I should just walk around and knock things off counters and shelves because my ass too big right? Split panties in half?"

Everything's a fetish woof

What kind of madness is that. Over here you can just donate while roiding. Only not if you use fina,duta, Accutane or GH. That's why iam happy I never went on fina.

I don't have much stored over here. Just look at that Dutch bodybuilding site. Woman say that because she doesn't want to insult you and make you feel bad about yourself. When i often see couples irl. The woman then sort of laughs fake to make her boyfriend feel better about himself. After he's not watching she's checking me out secretly.

"synthetic test isn't the same as normal test"

Obviously is but people are dumb.

They might think you're just a junky too and might be taking other things. So they'd rather just avoid you.

Idk i think when they are in that hormonal bullshit mood they mean it, like a teenage girl with a crush would think the guy is perfect in every way

Except after that when she is tired of you she goes and hops on the bbc of a guy who is "eww too big"

Is slin OTC in america?

I don't get why people don't just lie about what they fucking use

Women are crazy. I've had that weird honey moon attitude last 3 years and I've had it last 3 weeks. Really luck of the draw.

Testosterone, Total/free
Sensitive E2 Assay
CBC (Compete blood count)
CMP (Comprehensive metabolic panel)
Lipid Profile (post cycle is fine)
LH and FSH only needed pre and post cycle/pct

If you are cruising you dont need those levels

Blended slin is available otc but it's practically useless for bb. You'll just get fat.

when your cruising you don't need any of those done?

Its pretty ironic. Nobody dies from roids unless its infection or mainlining oil yet slin is dangerous asf and nobody except a diagnosed diabetic has medical use for it. Goes to show that even the people regulating this have no fucking idea

How did they find out? That could never hurt the receiver. Also testosteron isn't listed on the banned substance list. Only hiv, hepatitis etc..

On a related note, how do you reduce rbc then?

Especially when it could not hurt someone.

you reduce rbc by bleeding

That's fcking retarded to do. How do you know how much you lost? And what about potential infections. Even a retard like me understand that.

Its easy
Stick a needle in your arm and chill in the tub

Same process as suicide really so this board is super familiar with the process

Bleed into a protein shaker cup.

>worrying about infections from taking blood
>when you stab your legs and ass deep into the muscle several times a day and inject bathtub oils into them

Who hasnt thought about that while draining blood.
Be easy to take a nap and wake up happy n dead

jesus christ where the fuck do I get these done and how often? I'm Dutch by the way

>dutch

Good luck fagit.

We have to go through some german labs and shit.

Comparing injecting steroids into the muscle with is relatively safe and playing with fkcing blood and veins. Do you want sepsis? Look it up, no joke.

And how do you know how much you lost then?

well fuck, what do you recommend? Getting my test levels checked is np but otherwise idk...

>accidentally nick a vein on your way in
>oil leaks in

You are at more risk every time you inject.

Also you obviously drain it into a marked container.

Can't you get your doc to do it?

Into a measuring cup
I just do it til I get fuzzy headed tho

roids are only illegal because of fearmongering, "muh cheating" in sports, and the fact that every retarded ass kid would use them (and probably fuck themselves up).

but as i always say it's better this way. would u want everyone being roided up? no, we stand out more this way

I've used bloedwaardentest.nl for my test/e2. Was easy enough and quite fast, even with the weekend in between.
There's sites like testjegezondheid.nl that offer more complete packages too.

who here
/juicy°enerate/
i only do stuff like this once a month but just popped half a bar pounded a four loko, then going to do a bunch of blow with sluts and then pop a valium and cialis and do disgusting things to some sorority thot

>LH and FSH

only needed pre and post cycle/pct
If you are cruising you dont need those levels

just drain into a cup, only drain 1 pint total

christ this thread got dark all of a sudden

no what you do is get one of those 50ml or something syringes and pull blood out of your vein (use the right size needle) or donate blood m8.
I'd also recommend someone else to do it for you so you don't pass out from seeing that much blood

on another note I'm thinking about being a tripfag. this is just a temp name. anyone have any suggestions?

call yourself knob goblin, after your favorite activity : ^ )

The negative feed back loop that slows or shuts down gonadotropin releasing hormone, LH and FSH (gonadotropins produced by the pituitary) are ruled by three hormones: E2, T and DHT. Anytime any of these three go up to a level that our evolutionary genes know it's high, the slow down or shut down (depending on the levels), occurs. By the way, HCG also slows or shuts down HPGA

It means if you run gear your levels shut down, if they shut down means your testivcles don't acutally work and those levels are not needed to know about when you are on cycle/cruising

If you do full pct and run hcg with it you can get those levels checked to see your testicle health and if it comes back..

yeh I ordered a testosteron test from there aswell, but I cant find where to order all the other ones at a reasonable price. Can't find it on the site you linked either.

i personally wouldn't recommend doing hard stims like coke while on roids, but you do you m80

nothing wrong with it user, i would enjoy it

Lipid profile should be available on bloedwaardentest, sensitive e2 isn't available in europe as far as I know, and CBC/CMP are a collection of tests you should be able to find at least the majority of.

no u
;)

I see no reason to do it yourself when you can just let it be done by professionals. Steroids won't hurt the receiver.

Last time i almost passed out when i donated. They told me to eat shitty food to not faint but I refused because I am on Keto. Then I run away while almost dropping at the exit.

Big black cock rider.

>I see no reason to do it yourself when you can just let it be done by professionals. Steroids won't hurt the receiver.

No one's saying you should do it, it's generally better to have it done by someone who is actually qualified to do it.

Your previous arguments against were just flawed.

Do that in a tub but with an icepack and pull the needle out/ice the back of your neck when youre at that point
Ez

"So user, whats your real secret"
"Eat clean and train hard buddy "

Oh im with you i dont think steroids should be illegal but defs not otc. Just seems nuts that anyone can buy a slin pen. Pump 25ius. Forget their carbs and go into a fucking coma lol

NATTY KING

>he doesnt want to die
Gb2gaia

>roiding for this

You were asking whether the doctor could do it.

But i would never take that risk, maybe because i am not on the yolo level like you guys. I am even scared to use tren or dnp let alone drain myself.

Whatever it takes.

what if you don't run hcg, then u don't need to check these levels?

Why don't we have SARMs that bind to the hypothalamus' androgen receptors yet?

You could do a phat cycle using only a few pills.
Not to mention the complete prevention of shut down during real cycles/cruises.

didnt you read? hes fully natty and vegan on top of that too

>tfw had lung infection
>had very sharp pain in right chest and insanely bad pain in my ribs/lower right ribs
>the infection is a lot better, just had a 2nd prescription and can barely feel it until my next 24 hour dose is close
>the pin is still there on my right ribs, particularly just below it, very discomforting, but not to the point of me being helpless anymore

Could it be that the superdrol, after god knows how long finally takes it's toll on me?

It's quite the coincidence though that it happened literally as I had a lung infection.

Anyone here instead of having loading and off cycles just mantains a maintanance of extra test per week ad infinitum?

Sarms work a different way, I don't have the time to get into sarms but sarms will be the future gear. Give it some years and we'll see

Once again, you check those levels if you are pre TRT and post cycle. 6-8 weeks after PCT you can check those levels to see how your balls function and if you ever get normal balls again

Many, many people who run AAS actually end up with permanent testicular damage. There might be some good news though, there have been some questions floating around about implementing sarms = sarms don't raise testestorne levels and no estrogen conversion = less if at all any sides from sarms

>what if you don't run hcg
HCG also, doesn't mean your balls will function the same way after pct. There is good news though, do your research today and adjust according to your levels... I'll post some studies i have saved............

If dubs, everyone here has to inject the next dose in their palm of the hand, feet, or neck, your choice.

>but sarms will be the future gear

You are most likely right.
But there could still be a SARM equivalent of clomid or nolvadex.

sounds like u wanna get me on some experimental shit right now

TRT can make you infertile btw, I've been thinking about storing my boys on ice for a few years. I'm not even sure if I will ever have kids anyway..
>Recovery of spermatogenesis
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4854084/

There is never a 10% guarantee that HCG will restore natural function to 100% btw. It sucks so think wisely if you are under 30 and no kids..

Human chorionic gonadotropin therapy
A known critical element in the development of healthy spermatogenesis is high intratesticular testosterone.13 In men using exogenous testosterone, these levels can be greatly diminished. Intramuscular human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) therapy is an option shown to protect against, or at least to diminish, the impact that exogenous testosterone has on intratesticular testosterone levels . In a randomized, controlled trial of 29 healthy men randomly assigned to four groups, testosterone enanthate was given 200 mg per week plus either intramuscular saline, 125, 250, or 500 IU hCG every other day. Sperm, intratesticular testosterone levels, and gonadotropins were

>meanwhile bodybuilders who have been shutdown for years are getting their wives pregnant

There has to be more to it.

my post is too fucking long and i cant post all of the studies, go read up on this stuff

Also,
I actually don't recommend steroids to anyone of any kind without knowing their age, body fat level, training knowledge, and what their primary purpose is for getting on test or other androgens which work like test but are harsher on the body

I'm on gear for my own reasons, I don't recommend it to other people since I don;t know you or why you're even thinking about it

Many, many people are also not going to be honest about sides with you on Veeky Forums or any other board regarding using test or ...

Yea, there actually is.

Fertility treatment is increasing, something to understand raising testosterone and running other type of gear that works the same can have negative effects you haven't thought of.

I just wanna get big and stronk and look like a god

>uses steroids
>still can't get a girlfriend
KYS loser

Dont force it too hard wannabe trip

Do you want me to link to some forums where guys in their mid 20s are trying to work with as many doctors as they can to get help on being normal?

You want to see guys who are in their early 30s with serious depression and psych issues saying if they will run more gear they might cure themselves
Thats right, they want to run more gear and add in another injection per week to "help"

Steroids can fuck you up

I'm older than most people on Veeky Forums though...

Also, there are stories floating around of guys in their 30s needing kidney replacements

High BP = TRT for years since their 20s

Kidney issues

Yea, they ran liver/kidney support supplements for years it doesn't work..............

Well my next dosage is tomorrow, so I am actually using a new injection site tomorrow....

what if you just run test e breh

Franky, I should probably stop tripping at this point

Come on steroid fags, show us your girlfriends. You DO have girlfriends, DON'T YOU?????

You are making me reconsider some shit tho, but I cant help but want to be like some of these guys u see. David Laid, Jujimufu, all that shit

oh shit #rekt

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