How to talk to milfs? How do I find them, where and what do I say?

How to talk to milfs? How do I find them, where and what do I say?

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ask her if she's an archaeologist, because you have a 12" python for her to examine.

Wana fugg?

shes probably not real

>3 miles away
Confirmed bot

You don't have be so indirect like with younger girls. At first still be a little indirect but soon come direct. Everything else is much the same. Also she is stunning.

That's a red tail boa.
Not a python.

can anyone name any pornstars that are actually milfs ? i need to fap, i know cory chase is a good one

would a 39 year old woman really appreciate a joke like that
think about it user, this is not an 18-21 year old kid

Sent this, no reply though

good luck user
so predictably cheesy
hope you have a great pic on you profile

hahahhahahaha dude

Pretty good. Follow up with

>pls respond

archaeologist?

Sent it.

This Norwegian fatty messaged me, pic related. What say?

son

say: am i an archaeologist?

can you post profile, i might know her

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"Hey can you help me solve a riddle?"

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If she doesnt get it

"Oh i figured out the first 3" and put your area code in the first 3 blanks

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What does that even mean?

oh nvm shes really fat, just troll her. the number one works well tho

Er tinder bra?

ew nvm, still poke it though user

she lookin like a pig, say oink oink

This one's going well.

reply with
>h c. q? x y z!

What is ''this''.

are you doing GOMAD too?

nice! my man!

>archaeologist
kek

>Hahahaha thanks!

>Amma-Needja to send pics of your gash

is that a dog or your cock?

It worked!!!!

The first line to the dog one was can I ask you a question

You must set up a camera where you're gonna bang and show us

r u kidding it's a fuckin bot

"Do you feel in charge?"

that makes it hotter

Times a tickin'

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Cheesy pussy reference, noice

this please

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my sides XD

Fuckin kek

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IF MY DUBS DO THIS AND POST

>Norwegian flag
>fat non-white
REEEEEEEEE

wait a minute id smell her boob sweat

Technically Mesopotamian was birthplace of civilization so both niggers and whites are being we wiz kangs here

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that gif = "sit on my face plz"

die you degenerate racist

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Day of rope when?

>Be 22yo on Tinder
>Set max age to 34
>tfw all these older girls looking at young men
Never matched with any, but still.

Go get a sugar mama