HOW HAS Veeky Forums CHANGED YOU

Most of these dudes here are having blatant crises of identity.

So why doesn't gay porn turn me on?

Checkmate.
I wouldn't fuck a guy. But a shemale...better believe I would.brother.

Even gay men agree
youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A

Before Veeky Forums
>no gf
>kissless virgin

After Veeky Forums
>no gf
>kissless virgin

Back to the drawing board.

Have you tried talking to girls?

Before Veeky Forums:

>No gf
>No friends
>Virgin

After Veeky Forums:

>No gf
>No friends
>Virgin

There has to be something I am doing wrong

Not really. I live in a small town, don't go to school and my job has no humans in it.
Don't really have anywhere to meet girls, although I'm thinking of making a Tinder profile so I can at least talk to some of them.

Make a tinder and bumble profile. Also go take a vacation to Thailand or Cancun to lose your pathetic virginity.

How old are you?

i dont do this, but im considering it bc my peen is kinda small and with no undies im constantly adjusting so that my peen isnt clearly visible when the shorts are wet

>gfing a girl THAT sunburned

Bitch is going to have super dry skin as she ages.

>having no self control you have to completely throw out all vidya

Holy shit that's pathetic

That's pathetic. No one is looking at your dick. Get out of your own head. Stop thinking everyone is looking at you. It's the first step to being present and good in social settings and curing your crippling social autism.

24.

>go take a vacation
I think I have some sort of travel anxiety because every time I go away alone I feel terrible, lose my appetite and feel nauseous all the time.

you and me bro, you and me.

atleast weve gained some muscle mass right?

The dude faps 5 times a week to traps. He clearly has zero self control. I only treat myself with trap porn once every 2 weeks.

I only have done this when swim trunks were too big.

Man stop being such a pussy. Book a vacation ASAP. Go fuck. You have to lose your virginity. You're way too old to be a virgin.

You do understand that the cases of heart and organs growth come from ABUSE of steroids, not normal use.

Steroids are safe in moderation.

Before Veeky Forums:
>No gf
>Virgin
>One of the top students in my school
>No friends
>Spent about 3 hours a day playing vidya

After Veeky Forums:
>Gf
>Lost virginity to an escort, fucked 6 girls, then got a gf
>Shitty grades in Uni bc my faculty is hard and instead of studying I read fitness articles and research and browse Veeky Forums
>No friends
>Spend only ~6 hours a week playing vidya

>stop being such a pussy
Doesn't work like that. I can't make physical symptoms disappear by just telling myself to not be a pussy.
How am I supposed to go to another country (even traveling within my own country sucks) and hit on girls when I have to focus on my breathing to avoid becoming nauseous, getting watery eyes and trying to note every toilet or trashcan in case I need to throw up?
I can barely function as a human being, I don't know how to fix myself but throwing myself "out there" always makes me feel awful.

While Veeky Forums
>Angry
>Obsessed with deadlifting
>Awkward
>Ignore girls
>Guys tell me I look strong
>Broke
>Feel beta all the time
After Veeky Forums
>Get fat
>Make a shitload of cash
>Chicks aggressively hitting on me daily
>Crazy sex life
>Got gum recession from flossing incorrectly and want to kill myself
>Might have been prediabetic a year ago but lost 30lb and eat healthier
>Accidentally alpha most gym rats because i dont care anymore

Life is a fuck , you tell me

now i just feel smugly superior to people smaller than me and tiny and weak to bigger people.

you can make all the excuses you want, but until you at least go and give it a try you cant complain about being a virgin.

When you choose to play a game (the size game) you will win and lose according to the rules it sets out. You can simply not play, but it means forfeiting feeling superior to small people. nobody talks about this

>Got gum recession from flossing incorrectly and want to kill myself
o-ok

if youre in the water all day, it can start chaffing. im gonna try wearing compression shorts underneath next time im out.

I had a breakup that was bad and to some extent transfered that nervous energy into obsessing over my oral health which I'd neglected for about 2 yrs. The breakup was largely bad because I realized how much of an asshole i was to her while she was trying her best. It was just fucked up and i feel like i can't do anything right :(

Oh I see, I thought you wanted to kill yourself specifically because of gum recession.

I mean I'm nogf and $55k (also hairline recession, but I have good cranial aesthetics so that's alright) so at least know that you have the basics right compared to some people.

Been there man.

Most of these guys without experience don't realize the dumb shit they do when it comes to girls until they break up or goof.

Its gunna be okay bro, just keep working and don't do hard drugs. :)

are you retarded? if he has a predisposition to having heart problems steroids are going kill him even in moderation