I got the nick name Clark Kent at work, should I burn my office down? How has being jacked affected people's perception of you at work?
I got the nick name Clark Kent at work, should I burn my office down...
Tyler Hill
Henry Bennett
In what world is being compared to superman bad?
Camden Campbell
Bizarro World.
Ethan Ward
To be fair, it might also be because he's a meek nerd who is huge.
Nicholas Hall
Better than being called Smallville.
I'd love to be compared to a fucking super hero.
Joseph Jackson
Clark Kent as a nickname in rl (coming from normies) just insinuates you're big and wear glasses. Clark is a super doofus but no one in rl really knows that.
Noah Murphy
Fucker. I get called Jeff goldblum. Enjoy Clark Kent.
Daniel Gonzalez
I'm a meek nerd and a doofus
Ryan Harris
Why would you? I got it at college and honestly it boosted my confidence a lot
Nathaniel Stewart
But he still fucks Lois on swoleness alone. There is no down side to being called Clark Kent if you have even an iota of confidence or self esteem.
Justin Watson
...
Cameron Barnes
I'm not a Superman expert, but isn't she in love with Superman before Clark?
Ryder Rogers
...
Carson Hill
Coming off a cut, looking hella lean and vascular, and a friend asked me since when did I turn into Wolverine.
Felt fucking good man.
Wyatt Ortiz
Ayden Torres
I'm a big guy
Brayden Brown
I work production at a tech company and all the people I work with are fat af, I ride 10 miles to work and 10-20 miles home (sometimes I like my scenic route) and they all think it's amazing as fuck. All the thicc girls mire the hell out of my though so that's fun.
Chase Campbell
ive been called jake gyllenhall 6 times in the past year by randoms
Ryan Mitchell
But are you Southpaw Gyllenhaal or Nightcrawler Gyllenhaal?
Nolan Edwards
for who?
Jeremiah Robinson
ya know... I'm not one for shaving body hair... I don't do it except my Wolverine shoulder pads... but have you considered buzzing it down ?
>I think it would look okay.
Joseph Brooks
That's because you look like you have autism!!!FACT!!!
Hunter Campbell
Well
Logan Walker
>anything vaguely physical needs to be done
>ooo ask user, he's so stong ;)~
not even mad
Lincoln Stewart
exactky as you are id let you pound your anger into my buss
Sebastian Hernandez
never shave anything, you're manly/10
Cameron Phillips
Nigga, don't be upset when you're compared to the greatest person to ever exist after my mom
Christopher Thompson
...
Jace Allen
It's all about posture
Hunter Reed
Trim it to 6 mm. You'll look better.
Benjamin Peterson
Kayden Morris
so what sexy man are you compared to regularly by strangers? oh, nobody ever? sorry.
Austin Turner
desu im not a jake fan so i dont know either of those refefrences, if im bad jake or good jake i dont care, he is god tier sexy so i guess im ok
Colton Myers
well now that ive looked up both you're references im neither, i dont even see how we look alike but apparently strangers do
Michael Evans
Biggest and most annoying change is the wannabe alphas and fat as fatasses feel a perpetual need to compete with me in regards to everything, doesn't even have to be strength related.
Jeremiah Turner
spbp
Michael Sanders
Donnie Darko Gyllenhaal
John Scott
...
Daniel James
Could be worse
Hudson Smith
...
Joseph Bell
I am Peter Parker at my job.
Jayden Jackson
I demand pics
Wyatt Collins
Fuck no, you should be proud af
Brayden Allen
are you me?
Adrian Baker
lel
Wyatt Peterson
I actually had a black dude at work say something like that to me recently.
>You've got some Clark Kent shit going on, user
Feels noice
Aaron Walker
SUPERMAN IS SUPER CHAD
OP, do you look like this when you take your glassess off?
Evan Powell
Hey Jonah could I get an advance with this. Money has been tight.
Hudson Cooper
Now, now, I think that, actually, from a certain, uh, perspective, that being compared to Jeff Goldblum could, uh, be a very, very good thing.