Do u care about how your ass looks

wtf i thought women had nice asses

just kill me now

If you are horny 10 times out of 10 you won't care.

Women have shit asses most oft the time.
They trick you by wearing slutpants and taking pics where they arch their backs.

The average Veeky Forumsizen has a better ass than most females.

Why on EARTH would you think that?

Lifting for women is the most meme-ist reason to lift. 9 times out of 10, women are lazy and inattentive to any sort of thing that involves work to get. Very rarely do you see women actually improving themselves. And the women who do turn into huge sluts afterwards, after receiving so much attention.

no ass
small dicks

poor guys

>tfw gf told me multiple girls at office have commente on my glutes
>won't tell me which ones

You only have an ass because of your shit posture my dude

None of them did. Do you also believe it when your mom says that her female friends think that you're hot?

I have a big butt and long thigh that gives me a very feminine bottom. It's fucking embarassing, I've been hit on by gays several times at my gym.
Squat only make my thighs and ass thicker, how do I make my bottom part more masculine ?
I have a masculine top so it's okay when I'm dressed.

Not the guy, but I do, not because I really think they think I'm hot, but because they wanna earn brownie points with my mother.

brap

The jealous negros have arrived once again.
You know that Nordic men statistically have the largest dicks in the world, in addition to being the tallest people? Funny thing also, dick size statistics gathered from 1st world countries are from doctor checkups, but from all African countries they are self reported on by the phone gallup - meaning Negroes are a bunch of lying, insecure bitches who have to lie about their size.

Weaponized autism. Yikes.

My ass is better than many of my female friends. I even say it to their faces. Such is life as a volleyball playing T Rex

We have jobs

My grandmother said I have big ass now, she was happy with my gains.

that ass is literally made for big white cock, no homo

I-I thought Veeky Forums w-wasn't a gay board

Do women like big asses on men though?

Within reason, yes

I got a nice Bayley ass, and I'm a guy. It feels so good, its like one of those soft neck pillows you wear on airplanes.

Pics now

pics... just for scientific observation...
gaping not required

Yes, thinking that negroes have big dicks is autism indeed. It's Jewish propaganda from the porn industry.

>proud of having a job

please kill yourself

or actually don't, we need slaves

can you really achieve a strong and athletic look without a strong looking pair of glutes?

I can guarantee you my ass is more bootylicious than yours.

T. White male office worker.

How does this make you feel, black man?

since when does calling your friend's fully grown son hot earn you brownie points. and not creepy points

Women don't reason like men. To them, it's exactly the same as complimenting a dress that she made.

yes
bitches love my perky bum

I've been actively TRYING to decrease my ass volume. Either guys think im a girl or twinkish

>shit asses

I'm a white man and I have buns of steel my dude, I used to get my ass pinched in highschool by these ghetto black chicks all the time, I'd just smirk and wave at them, though I really wish I could trade my ass gains for some better quad gains, they're thick but not really defined.

...

I have the natural big ass since childhood. but no quads. Wtf am I doing wrong?

I have been doing squats for a year now, but my legs just get hard and swell for a few hours after leg day, then return to chicken size, no size increase.

I tried putting on ten pounds. Well it just made my ass bigger and puffy tits and spare tire, but the chicken legs remain.

We didn't evolve to sit on the porch all day.

I used to, but I've since but it behind me.

that's why 'no homo' bro, chillout.

This desu

oh boi

CARRRLOS

I have that exact same issue. Feelsbadman

>rightmost "woman"

IT'S A TRAP

Nice ass and bulge

>tfw i have a cute butt but gf will only whip it when she's drunk

peggy, tell hank to put his pants back on

Low pixel count

Maybe after some anal penetration that thing decreases.