/TMG/ Turbo Manlet General

>ywnb a turbo manlet
tall girls are the shit, life isn't fair

except that even tall girls want tall guy
literally no one likes manlets

>you will never be completely nude and cradled in the arms of a giantess as she sucks and massages your penis with her tongue as you nurse from her lactating breasts

The way he sounds when he says thank you gets me every time

Holy shit I feel so bad for him. He looks so anxious

Didn't know there was a dedicated thread for us bros.

>tfw when 5'5
I saw some manlet yesterday climbing out of the pit.
Any bros can tell me exactly how he did it? He didn't even use a barbell or something as climbing tool. Da fuck

5'10 checking in, it's really a struggle

Go away lanklet. I can build muscle faster than you ever will.

>lanklet

That's optimal human height, or The Golden Zone™ to you.

>not a stocky manlet
>not a skele lanklet
>just right

Maybe in another life.

Can't understand a single thing you're trying to say. A common flaw of typical lanklets.
shoo shoo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cant even threaten to rape her, she would literally BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Question for short bros.
What would cause a 162cm(5'4'') manlet to go curlbro mode, roid and still not do legs, yet still wear shorts and a stringer in public?

anyway im 172cm but it's the normal average here for now so not that problematic
my problems are from being an insecure beta

>everytime I see this image, my mind instantly tells me it's a photoshop
>have to remind myself everytime that this is real

Assuming those girls are 5'6 and 5'4, that guy has to be under 5' tall.

What a fucking depressing existence.

So I actually like to scout out porn where the guy is short and the girl is taller just because it's so rare. I find it fascinating to see the roles reversed. If I were that short, I would roid myself up to the eyeballs and go into porn.

If you're really tall you have to accept most guys will be the same height or shorter. I never cared myself

>chearleaders being that short
Nah mate. they are both 6'2ish, the guy is 6'0.
Wow!
Or maybe it's the camera angle.

that's just because manlet is code for = not white, so english isn't your native language. no white is below 5'8"

Stop being pathetic you lazy fucks. I'm 1,66m and currently dating a taller chick. It's about self esteem. No one cares about your height if you don't. At least in the real world. Turn off you computers and actually go outside.

>Because I'd rather be far away from being tall rather than "close but not quite."

That's some powerful self-loathing, user. You're never going to make it and I feel unbearable pity for you.

Need as much height to width ratio as possible to look taller.

>i wouldnt put that up to you being short rather than them being shitty people

This.

I have short friends and they're brothers to me. Couldn't care less about the height of my male friends. (Femlets can fuck off.)

>cheerleaders are tall

Okay there manlet

you could fill a small lake with the amount of laugh you get when you go out with her tho, do you know that?

oh boy you better hope she has no normie friends

5' 8 here

Girls: No problem getting any below 5'6
Lifting: Gain muscle easy and cutting is simple
Career: Mail Carrier (70k/year)
Family: Idk what you want here
Education: Exercise Physiology Bachelor's
Respect from men: The upmost because I'm confident in myself and carry myself well. All of my friends are 6'+ and I always end up standing out among them because of my personality.

Story: I've never actually been called out for being short or a smaller person. Even so it would not bother me because I know I've accomplished what I wanted to to be content.

5'8" isn't close to tall. You're close to average.

Jesus tell us all your fetishes mayne

fan of /ss/ I see.

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>tfw even a dog can get more chicks than you

>What is any Puma Swede scene

She is just a big fucking woman.

How old do you think he is? I think he has some time more to grow,

im 180cm
when people dont take me seriously i wonder what would happen if i were like 200cm
i cut contact with most of my friends anyway

>have a crush with some girl in junior high
>"best friend" is constantly trying to convince me she's not worth it, says she's a whore etc.
>follow his advice
>turns out he was making out with her and taking her to dates behind my back
>feel like shit, lost the only friend I had
>cut off all contact with him
>girl was my neighbour so I saw him regularly entering her house
>2 years pass
>he hasn't grown an inch
>5'5 turbo manlet
>she leaves him because she looks huuuuge beside him
>even more years pass
>I happen to see him in reunion parties and shit like that
>still hasn't grown an inch
>the only thing that has grown is his hair, which looks comically huge
lmao manlets

I'm something like 175cm but with shoes and if I wear lifts I'm up to 180-182 ish which feels about average in my country (England). I recommend any other small brothers to just buy some if you're really insecure. Also, I'm dating a taller girl (she's like 178) and it's really not even an issue. Don't let Veeky Forums get you so down about height.

lift makes you look insecure though. i wouldnt call you short anyway, even with normal shoes youre around 178cm, thats enough for the majority of girls who want to wear heels and for the ones who dont give a shit about being a bit taller in heels

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

Bitch attitude. Doesn't make any sense. Why would you want to go from "slightly below average" to "short as fuck"

5'8" here. Can I crash the party?

>girls
Nearly Chad tier. At my peak I was dating three girls at the same time; two of them knew about each other and one of them knew about all three, while one of them was completely in the dark. When the first one found out she sent me a letter like "REALLY? THREE GIRLS?!?" and then turned into a lesbian. The girls I date are typically ~5/10, but the one I've been with the longest is easily ~8/10, would be a dime if she was taller (5'3").

>>lifting

Everybody thinks I'm swole even though my stats aren't that big.

>career

Student. Meh. Need to get better.

>family
Alright I guess, although everyone thinks I'm short (brother is 6'0").

>respect from men

I have never been openly bullied. Generally nobody fucks with me and I get lots of mires from dyels.

Overall my life would be fantastically amazing if I was tall, but what can you do. Fuck it.

I'm guessing the guy in the pic is below or exactly 5 feet tall and the other girls are wearing heels.

It can always be worse Anons

5'6
>girls
they don't mind my heigh, currently sinlge tho
>lifting
do calisthenics count.?
>career
i make a good amount of shekels as entrepreneur
>family
hate them, they hate me
>education
college dropout here to report
>respect from men
due to my apereance they would likely step over me if im not agressive.

god please let me die at my 30's, im accomplished.

underrated post

what happen with family:(

>turbo manlet (tfw 6'5

feels fucking GLORIOUS. enjoy your little chip on your tiny shoulders, munchkins.

Enjoy lads

this makes me rock hard

LARP: The post

people care about my self-esteem which is nonexistent

there isnt a single thing he said that would be unreasonable

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I want to experience this feeling one day. It's got to be incredibly confusing, arousing, and emasculating at the same time.

My ex-girlfriend's friends all used to tag her and me in this shit.

6' feels good man.

>girls
get constantly mired by fresh college girls who go out of their way to interact with me. Its pretty awesome.
>lifting
Pic related. used to be lanklet, look great now. random story but I drink a proton shake every day at the same time in one of my classes. this sexy tan Veeky Forums tennis chick that always sits next to me and mires asks "still getting huge?" every single time. i usually say some shit like "think so?" which triggers her into girly giggles and blushing.
>career
student, going well
>family
they love me
>education
going well, in college
>respect from men
Im the epitome of a "respectable young man" to older men. I never get disrespected, I only feel the underlying jealousy when talking to manlets, skeltons, fatties, uggos, autists and the like. desu it feels pretty awesome knowing how desperately they want to be like me, and that theyre angry as fuck that I get to be 9/10 when they dont.

>optimal

literally what
im 6'2 and feel towered quite a lot. I'd say ideal height would be 6'4 if you've got the frame for it. But yeah brah cope harder there's literally no evidence to suggest this is the perfect "zone" like you say lmao

im pretty sure this isn't applicable to height. although the average might not quite be 6 feet, the average if you filter out the autists and genetic trash is 6 feet+

I'm 5'8 so definitely turbo manlet

>Girls
Never had trouble with them, a few had crushes on me in high school. Most likely because I have a nice face and visible abs at the time. Currently dating this qt latina girl, she's 5'2

>Lifting
The gains are easy to see early on but that's all

>Career
Work on factory equipment but thinking about investing in the Crypto market

>Family
All nice people, no issues I guess. I need to talk to my grandpa more

>Education
Some blue collar experience not much else

>Respect from men
While I do a good enough job getting along with most men, it's hard to command respect from everyone. I just try to be a decent person but I realize I might be too passive at times

going to answer as a lanklet because fuck you. 6'2 reporting in
>girls
I don't have the best face but my height is an advantage, especially when I'm abroad where most men tend to be manlets. For some reason, anglos tend to be really short and I get comments on my height in the US/UK all the time.

>lifting
Never really hindered my progress to a great extent, still making great gains, although I struggle a bit more with pull-ups and chin-ups than manlets do.

>career
The career life always came easy for me. I'm hard working too so I guess it helps

>family
Definitely get more respect from older family members

>education
Easy shit desu

>respect from men
Definitely helps too, I'm glad I'm tall since my chances of hooking up with hot girls and having a high status crew wouldn't work out had I been manlet. My slightly above average height helps

I really dont attribute it to height, but know it doesnt hurt.

one of my best friends is 5'4" and he always tells me all my success socially/with women is "because you're a 6' douche" meanwhile he has no confidence whatsoever and doesn't lift/drinks every day, and doesnt put himself into situations where he could talk to women. its a little frustrating.

I'm 6'2" but feel like a turbomanlet around college kids

Is it possible to become shorter in your 20's?

>be 6'2/3
>be obese
>decide to lose weight
>get to a healthy weight in 4 months
>both my mum and my girlfriend keep telling me I look shorter
>put it down to being skinny, not having as much of a physical presence etc
>just measured myself
>6 foot exactly
>tfw they were right

What the fuck is happening to me? I'm only 27 and I'm shrinking

5'4" 26yo Ginger-beard turbo leprechaun
> Grills:
Had sex once in the past year with tight-body soccer coach after a night out. Said she liked that I was a "straight talker" and that I didn't look short (my ass...) Get mires from women, specifically milfs and younger black chicks, but self-imposed autism keeps me from getting past a flirty conversation.
> Lifts
Bretty good, save for I'm nearing the end of my cut and losing some strength. Always had good numbers and decent musculature, but never solid abs, really pushing for it right now.
> Job
Tree worker, mainly climbing. Beats the shit out of me, but pays well because I'm good at what I do. Will be trying to get into the Linemen's apprenticeship program in a couple months
> Famalamadingdong
Got parents, they're old, and some older brothers that have wives and kids. They're good I guess?
> Education
Had to drop out 3rd year. I was an unfocused little bitch. Wish I had gotten into the trades earlier.
> R. E. S. P. E. C. T.
Get treated well by the guys at work because I bust my ass, do a good job training new guys, and get on people's asses if they're fucking off. We all joke about my height, same as we joke about the bald guy, the baby face, and everyone else's shortcomings. Only time I ever get a shitty attitude are from the frat-boys in my town's private college. Not too big of a deal there.

> Story
I dress up like a leprechaun and get free drinks every St. Patty's day. If the shoe fits...