What do normies think of your gains?

get from fat to Veeky Forums, mirin and compliments from almost everyone

still no gf

Please don't post pictures of my wife

>What do normies think of your gains?
They usually compliment, then ask questions, then cope and talk about their own bro split theyre on.

you'll be king of grindr

They don't. I'm to insecure to show off

>not "uuuu"
kys your self

This. I will probably never feel big enough to confidently take my shirt off.

I can't find a girl who looks like taylor hill? where should i look

My parents hadn't seen me since I started lifting and thought I looked huge. But they're my parents.

Other than that I haven't noticed any extreme attention but I've only been lifting the last 2 months.

Buddy if I knew id be there right now

decent body but uggo face

how dare u

It just makes my chubby girlfriend feel self-conscious.

man please, I mean seriously just don't.
Her face is fantastic that's the whole point.
The lips
The eyebrows
The eyes

Well desu the hair part isn't THAT bad that I need to shave fully.

Pic related is me

I don't think most notice at all it's just when it's windy, and it's windy a lot where I live, it gets really bad

my neighbor looks like her, have an embarssing green text about her if anyone wants to hear it

not the hater dude but

She is very feminine and her midface is compact, if i saw her irl, i would probably crush on her

I wanna hear

Id be amazed if that's true
I hope you realize I'm agreeing with you, that's my point

i would look up minoxidil if i were you. would also apply it to the beard

Male friends
>nice gains m8
>shit, you've been putting serious work in your arms/back/legs/whatever
>looking big

Male aquaintances/non-friends
>in my time I lifted 12384576 times what you lift
>stop looking at my girlfriend/wife (what their eyes tell)
>jealous as fuck
>your life revolves around lifting for you to be able to have that body, what a dumb idiot (when I'm successful in my area of expertise)

Female friends
>looking good m8
>I'm pretending that I'm not looking at your body while talking to you
>(sister, she's fit too) look at that body, you're becoming fat you fatfuck (but not really)
>(gf) I want to eat you

Female aquaintances
>defile me
>musclehead retard
>you must have nothing on your head but iron
>*blushes while looking away*
>meh, chad is bigger, has more money AND eats pizza, while you train everyday

Your friends seems alright. but the male aquaintance and some of the female aquintances sounds like assholes

u gotta make some face gains too

You need to shave you hair for fuck's sake, that looks like a baby's head

No problem on the face department.
Detrimental male and female opinions usually stem from the lowly plebs that are jealous because they're fat and trying to cope with it.

Maybe on another hill

>me
>5th grade
>she's 7th
> she lives 6 houses down
>have a mutual friend in the middle
>we all meet on his house to hang out
>her family is rich
>Outside playing kickball
>98degrees outside
>im kinda chubby but not obese
>other male friend is too
>he says it's hot outside and takes off his shirt
>I do the same thing
>why why why
>they immediately point and laugh
>I sperg out and run and grab my shirt
>she talks to me at school asking what happened
>ignore her
>goes on for 2 weeks
>finally stops talking to me

year later
>wet outside
>walking dog by her house
>she's on the porch
>turn my head to the road and speed up
>don't see a bump in the side walk
>trip
>faceplant
>blood everywhere
>she's standing up now
>im directly in front of her house
>I stand up and look her dead in the eyes
>we stare for about 10 seconds silent
>start walking home holding my nose

as time went on, She kept getting hotter.
We were really close, she changed in front of me when I slept over, bathed together when younger. All because she laughed at me I threw it away.

That was 8 years ago.
I still walk my dog every day by her house and have yet spoken a word to her.
Her car drove by a few minutes ago, this post reminded me of her

yeah fattties and skinnyfats are usually insecure about looks, from my experience and are toxic as fuck

Is she in college now? and you just graduated high school I assume?

People think I have muscles but if I took my shirt off they'd laugh at my ~20% bodyfat shit tier physique. Haha jokes on them they'll never see it.

You couldn't handle bants but at that age oh well.
If I were you you gotta come clean with her. Tell her you think shes beautiful and just go for it. You don't have anything to lose dude.

Also post a pic or something its hard to believe she looks like a super model.

kek

ill try to find her social media yes and yes

post pic of girl BOYO

Asian Chad needs to close his mouth. Looks like he's stuck one of these in his gob.

that made me laugh harder than i should

My dad mires a lot. He always comments on how strong I am whenever I go for a swim or do bodyweight stuff. Dad mires are literally the best.

But I don't want to have a chrome done it looks fucking shit and girls hate it I already do bad as it is, I want to have hair.

still looking

>Tfw a grill you barely know becomes the first person to compliment your gains

I feel good, lads.

I catch women miring all the time, the hot ones that think they stand a chance always mention something about my physique.

guys mire and the ones that arent jealous as fuck usually ask me about lifting or some shit.

i dont know since i dont talk to anyone and havent had friends since high school. my cousin that i saw yesterday mired though.

can you post cb?

Keep it shaved for at least two weeks and see how it looks

>tell skinnyfat normies i went from 330 to 210lbs
>"oooomg how did you do it? i cant even lose 5 lbs haha"
>"do you only eat salads? i eat a snickers bar and i gain 2lbs lol haha"
>"can you email me your diet?"

found her

d-do you want to be f-friends?

i cant see shit from that myspace angle

judging from that she looks kinda mediocore/alright

wood still bang

comparing not that similar but still reminded me of her

idk im not good with online friends.
what do you do/like?

cant see much but clearly you love her just take a leap of faith nigga

lol I shave my head willingly and it doesn't look bad and i have no issues with women. Only negative part of having no hair is I look standoff-ish.

more less a need for closure and I wouldn't mind being in a relationship lol

first step: don't ever say lol again

I genuinely don't know.

I know 3 girls who look exactly like her, but some of them are already platonic friends. Tbh I can't cope.

>I know 3 girls who look exactly like her
no you dont

Nigger it is THAT bad. Everyone notices. Stop kidding yourself, it’s not going to do you any favours. Buzz that shit to a zero.

They don't think about them at all.

delete this

file deleted, post a link or something brah

I don't think my father has ever told me he was proud of me, or that he loves me. He's not dead or anything, just not proud I guess.

I just think forward and hope that I'll have plenty of sons to mire someday and that makes it all not so bad.

Old people always ask me to carry stuff

are you still fat?

Not true. I've met people who later on tell me their initial impression of me was that of "a jock douche." Two separate people used that same phrase.

8 fucking years and you're still obsessing over some broad. Dude, let it go.

Underrated kek.

>'friends'
Stop orbiting them you faggot.

Look a bit of hyperbole. They're aquaintances and aren't as pretty. Don't read into it too much.

Friends as in we've spoken at most twice in 3 years.

Arrogant, dumb, sexy af. Older women tend to stare the most and try to make small talk while glancing at my dick area. Coworkers assume i know about cars and shit and explain things i know very slowly to me.