Yo, I was using that bench little bitch

>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch

What do?

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Oh sorry mate, I thought it was free. You don't need to be so aggressive, it was an honest mistake.

*look behind me*
You talking to me?

Then flick a gun out of my sleeve

Pic related.

>be me at the gym
>sitting on chest press machine resting between sets
>this middle-aged dyel goober comes up to me
>"hey if you're not going to use that get off so I can"
>stare at him with a blank expression on my face
>he just walks away
>continue taking long rests

if he'd just asked to work in instead of rest-shaming me I would have said yes

LET'S BANG BRO

*pushes him away*
Back the fuck off?!

I was just here 5 minutes ago retard. Free? You wanna know what else is free? This gnarly beating I'm gonna administer to you in the parking lot of you don't shut your fucking mouth

Pick him up and start benching him.

*takes out stogie*

*pull out flip-top lighter*

*light up*

*take a long puff*

*blow smoke in your face*

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

*fart on bench*

*cancel gym membership immediately*

*go home and get tommy gun*

Take that you dirty rats! Look, ma, I'm on top of the world!

Oh you don't know what you've got yourself into friend...

Quote Brock Lesnar:

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Oh sorry, I was just using what you had on there to warm-up.

sorry, I saw the bar was empty and figured nobody was benching the empty bar.

>grin
>"sure man"
>walk away

Hit the lunk alarm and get gym security to remove and bar his ass from stepping foot in the gym ever again.

>was

well alright then

I guess xhe blocks all Nahtzees like myself on site

>*Teleport behind him*
>"Nothing personal kid"

>Yo, I don't care

kek

i keked

Tell him to fuck off because im like 30 pounds heavier and stronger

>This gnarly beating I'm gonna administer to you

That's when I know I'm dealing with an autist acting out.

Cunt I'll fucking smash your brains into this fucking pavement. You think this is some kind of game? I'll have stabbed you six times before you have the chance to punch me once. Let's see how your muscles fare against my hollow points.

lawsuits are my main source of income.
how much money would you need to get to take a few shots from some 5'10 180lb rage manlet while you are turtling?

...

>stand up
>give him the Manmore Staredown of Optimal Height And Gains™
>????
>throw him back into the manlet pit.

The second they get aggressive is second I pick up a 25lb plate and swing it into their face. It's self defense if it's become obvious that the offender shows any aggressive body language, and most gyms have cameras.

too bad you can't lift for height gains

>hug him
>move my lips up to his ear
>"use this."
>hold onto him as i jump 30 feet into the air
>turn mid-spin so that our heads are pointing downwards
>"YES.. THIS IS IT! HEAVENLY DROPARRUUUUUU!"
>crush his skull into the floor
>flip out of the hold unharmed
>"heh"
>button up my gym coat
>"your life is is forfeit."

>gym coat
i prefer a nice and flowing gym cape my self

Make my gun print on my shirt.

who the fuck are you and what happened to the first guy?

Oh my god I want to fuck his little ass so god damned hard. What a qt.

back the fuck up pussy nigga

Natty king

>teleport behind him
>snaps his neck instantly killing him
the only solution

I dont care, dyel.

I want to tie him up and beat him until he says "sieg heil" 3 times with feeling

This kind of response just starts an arguement. He should have done it in a way that discourages talking back.
If someones using your shit just snap your fingers and jerk your thumb over your shoulder. Works everytime

>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch

>Look at me. Do you think I am playing games?

Do you even know what I have done in Syria and Iraq?

Look out the window, do you see the drone? No? Doesn't matter. It sees you, knows who you are, where you live, where you work, who your family is etc.

Now get out of my face before I make sure that you land in gitmo.

Non-negotiable.

Is this pasta?

picture is inaccurate. he isn't looking up.

Who is she and will she sit on my face and berate me?

I have never and will never acknowledge another male in the gym except to indicate, with my fingers, how many sets I have left or to wave "yes" or "no" if I'm using equipment or if they can work in.

I've had people try and talk to me for ~45 seconds straight before and I've just blanked them until they went away.

Who is this guy?

maximum kekkorino romano

Reminds me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z33BNjRItRo

Anywho, response depends on situation. It's silly to get into a fight unless he's putting me in harms way.

this could legitimately scare some normies if you looked like a military guy

fuck off chad reeeeee

>Sorry. Here, let me take a plate off so that you can continue to halfrep LMAO2PLAYT

>rest-shaming

W H O
H
O

>if you looked like a military guy

Overweight, balding, semi-retarded? I struggle to get what you mean.

Careful bud, that's almost a violation of the NAP.

not it wouldn't it would just make normies think you have PTSD in addition to your autism

Every time

Something like pic related

Homeless?

Shut up Haji, do you want a cell in gitmo?

HOLY FUCK IS THAT HIS MOM IN THE BACKGROUND?! HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

That's in front of a mirror. She's taking the picture. REALLY sells the nerdy faggot thing.

You've got guts kid, too bad I'm gonna rip them out.

>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch
I'm black, so I'm pretty sure he wouldn't approach me. I'm not big or anything, only 6'0, 185lbs or so. But I'm halfway ripped and bald, so I guess I'm scary enough for this not to happen.

>your life is is forfeit

i kekd

Kekaroola

>queer+trans (nb, he/him) uterus-haver
It's one of those dudes! Those uterus-having dudes.
What a time to be alive!
Sorry, he's probably got a pussy at the near end of that uterus.

Toppest kek

Learn to googlestalk, my bros.
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Seriously didn't take me a minute.

Laugh hysterically until my boyfriend comes back with water

I'd start tickling that fucker as much as I could. Maybe play with his dick or his nipples a bunch. I can't fight but fighting doesn't matter when this frat boy has his masculinity threatened

I'd just flex a 'cep

You can go back to using it after I finish two more sets.

get the fuck out of my face faggot

La Fitness doesn't have cameras. Company policy to not film on their properties.

laugh and ask him how hes doing. clearly he's a gym bro because no one would be that asinine in a gym.

fuck you

Is this a troll? How could anyone find this skelly manlet wigger anything but humorous. Are you losers actually intimidated by this?

say nothing, move away.
When he's lifting, force the bar close to his throat and ask him if being a dick is worth dying.
Proceed from there.
If he can lift the weight and me off him, marry him

>wear steel toed boots and a glock shirt
>niggers cross to the other side of the road to avoid me

feels great bruh

Ask him if he thinks I'm bigger in person

>pull out flip-top lighter
Excuse me?

zippo

the only way this could ever have a chance of working is if you were wearing a suit

go to the front desk and report him.

>rest shaming
I kekd

...

Cringeworthy desu

L O N D O N

I know what a fucking zippo is. The fact that he didn't threw me off.

"You are fired." I'm a director and I work out at the company gym sometimes at lunch. My regular gym is $150 a month for membership, so no plebes.

>it's another internet tough guy on Veeky Forums episode

>that post history
>those subreddits

...

>You'd best back up before I forcefeed you your teeth

>Ever noticed how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me

>grab his face
>my middlefinger shoved in his mouth
>push him away
>keep training

Oh, you're a tough guy, huh?