Tfw can't deadlift the bar

>tfw can't deadlift the bar

how?
how can someone be that weak?

how?
how can someone be this stupid?

How much is the bar

I too cannot deadlift a 400 pound bar.

I was so weak at one point that I had to push a 25lb dumbbell across the floor on all fours because I couldn't pick it up. sad kek

depends on your altitude and oxygen levels in the room

kek

Don't forget about iron depletion

>tfw can't do the deadlift motion even with empty hands

If you think it's a joke you're the new one. Some extreme skellys on here talk about not being able to bench the bar. So if they can be that amazingly weak it's not a stretch to assume some super skelly king out there can't even deadlift it.

>tfw can't picture deadlifting in my mind

>can shoplift
>can deadlift
>can't life lift

tfw hooked up life support typing about thinking of deadlifting

>mfw cant draw a crude picture of deadlifting in ms paint

>tfw can't even walk on the treadmill

Super skelly king
Kek

>tfw can't even bend my knees

>tfw can't even breath

>tfw no matter how strong I'll get I will have always failed her..

>stand
>legs instanly snap
>fall down
>ribcage shatters
>try to get up
>arms snap too
>fall again
>skull fractures and turns my brain into fine paste
>wind blows into the room
>get slammed against the wall and fracture even more bones

This gave me a good laugh

>tfw can't even pull the door open to get into the gym

>doors are push
>pull instead

>tfw can't

>tfw can't keep my dick in my pants

My bitch don't love me no more, aye
She kick me out I'm like vro
Damn son, where'd you find this?

No user. We don't all know that feel. In fact I'm sure that you're the only one on this board who knows that feel.

tfw you can't enter the gym on pull damn because gym door is push to open and i cant do any push movements or ill lose all my gains

Us niggers am i right? xDDD

just walk into the door

0 because bar doesn't count

>tfw can't OHP my arms

>tfw have no mouth
>tfw have to scream

>can't deadlift
>forever a skeleton
>mfw

>tfw can't overcome the air resistance

>tfw can't feel anymore

>door are push
>it's pull day
>have to wait for someone else to open the door and sneak in before the door close behind him in order to not twist your routine

>this fucking thread

dude im a hungry skelly and even i can do that

>tfw no gf

What? Really? I am Skeletor Prime but even I can bench 105 and manage a handful of proper pullups. I thought I was the weakest here.

>tfw can't get gf

There are more skellys far more powerful than you.

>tfw can't bench 1pl8

pullups are fucking easy as a skeleton though. Back when I was auschwitz-mode teenager I was a king at bodyweight exercises

>can pull 2x bodyweight
>cant pull a 50kg

>tfw first time in the gym I failed 5x5 bench press with just the bar
>only did 5/5/5/5/4

>tfw last session I did 5x5 52.5 kg

t.

depends on your height and weight desu matey

>tfw not even the most powerful skellington

stats back then? genuinely curious how light you must have been