Ottermode

He's weasel mode at best. Possibly even ferret mode.

No his arms are like sticks and he looks sad

It's ok to admit he looks better than you user
>inb4 he doesnt look better than me
Post pic if you think that

enjoy being a fatty (nah bro i'm built) and having body dysmorphia

to the average person this guy is ripped. I'm not saying this is my goal but you can't see past your own skewed perceptions of the body

whether or not you're willing to accept it, that is the body women want. it just depends how much you care about that

>women want what I think they want
Nigga I got some bad news for you

skelly is what women want
>be me
>skelly, got mired everyday
>almost ottermode,no mire no more
true story

yes you're right women want tubs of lard

>everyone is either a stick or a fatass
Are you a child, or retarded?

and neck
low bodyfat, which is necessary for ottermode, maxes face for majority of men

Kek, what are you 14 or something?

he needs a little more lats but otherwise perfect physique

>what is form fitting clothes
Keep wearing your XL shirts

Wrong, women don't admit what they really want, but women like muscles, it's hardwired instinct into there little brains that the strongest buffest guy can protect them and therefor is the guy they want. Pic related could still his girl and anyone else's without even trying.

A guy very similar to this stole my girlfriend years ago

Yes this is what women want

What did that feel like? I've only ever been the one who cheated but that sounds like it would be fucked. Did it make you want to lift? Kys yourself? Sleep with transexual hookers?

Discuss.

okay but i want to be big and lift heavy shit who cares about what women think once you get a gf

It was fucked up, the guy was a manlet but his body hair and even the facial hair were like guy in the pic. She didn't make me lift, after that I suffered from depression and I gained a lot of weight then I started to lift. I started almost 3 years ago.

Me and your hypothetical gf. Its a huge confidence boost when other women want me (my gfs 17yo sister for example) but it also makes her insecure and drives up your value in her eyes.

That's fucked dude. Closest thing I had to those feels was when I was trying to steal a girl away. She led me on at first, got me hooked and then bam! "By the way, I have a bf." When I tried to distance myself, she chased me down like it was a mission but never quite put out. Got me really shitty and frustrated, so I lifted and came to the conclusion that she used my time to validate her worth as a female and told her to fuck off. Really put a new perspective on my past experiences with women and now I don't put up with their shit.

is this the natty limit?

>What women want

Why does my gf say my 5"er is too much to handle then?

lol. I was with a chick who said she prefers 10", looked at my dick (8.5") and said "it will do, good thickness though"
she couldn't take half, she started shivering because she got nervous. After 43 minutes of foreplay and the bed being completely soaked she still could only take 2/3. Women don't know what they want, enjoy or get satisfied by.

She said my friend had the perfect dick and mine was a bit too much after we were done. My friend has 6"
So who the fuck cares what women think? They can't even handle what they think is the perfect size to begin with.

Yeah heh. Chicks can't handle my rather large penis either.. this one time, my sister walked in the bathroom for a bar of soap and I was in the shower and she saw my large penis and was so frightened that she forgot the soap

My parents now call me tyranosaurus sex

Why the fuck would I care what women want?

Because someone moved the graph

Ottermode is the best mode desu

I was lying, I'm sorry. She doesn't actually say that and I was just trying to impress you guys. You mean alot to me.

Aside from a taillored dress... you fuck without a shirt.

Women like anything.

Tfw solid 18% bf now, and girls still love me I don't even see the point in getting shredded for girls when they will latch on to you even if you look like rippletits.

Women like proportional men
dont have fat beer belly and skinny legs or big upper body and chicken legs, most dont actually give a shit about abs especially if you otherwise look malnourished.

They like thick back, thick arms and big hands and legs that are proportional to your upper body and 12-20% bodyfat

THIS is what women want

...

...

god tier physiques

literally you have to be overweight i can just tell from your comment

like fat women who say that fit women don't have enough room or nourishment for babby to grow

lul WHAT?!

And men. No homo

> things tumblr said

Great. I dont care.

>opens thread
>posts he doesn't care
Aw is my little pumpkin patch being cwankywanky?

Women would 100% pick OPs pic over this guy everytime.

Yeah but that's not what I want to look like
Oh wait you lift for girls. Alright guys let's point and laugh at faggot OP

Screw OP, what do 2D girls want ? Specially 2D short hair tomboys. Asking for a friend

How do you get to otter mode though. Do you even have to lift?

The more you shitpost on fit, the further away from ottermode you get.

>Do you even have to lift?
low body fat and have .5/1/1.5/2, focus on accesory work

>this is literally what stupid fat people say

These look like little boys

WRONG

tfw hit the first A spot
gunna make it bros

i have this body with more abs, am i gunna make it?

you need to hit shoulders. then you will make it.

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Tall, Ottermode Chad vs Hipster midget and try-hard Power Manlet

I wonder who the women found most attractive....

this is shopped
just sayin

Post pic of body. You probably are just delusional.

who gives
>a shit
women are gay
>as shit
eat
>my shit

>even after multiple shops, I still fall into the satisfying range
Feels good, I guess

>they equalized their heights in the comparison chart

When will they learn?

I want that fucking haircut

THIS is what women want.

Get with the times brah

What kind of dog is that?

In terms of body, women want wide shoulders and a small waist. Everything else is just dressing

boofer

Looks like a malamute, or some kind of cross.

Samoyed I think

are you a woman?

>texting *her*
>*she* says she's going to the gym and she'll talk to you later
>*she* is probably riding chads dick right now

why am I sad now

>Miroslav Slavov

The ultimate Slav name

This is Miroslav. Give body back.

Is *she* trans?

He looks cgi

Fuck that.

Nah man. This is what would probably get the most women

>small waist
Framelet detected

Because he's black?

Bruce Lee achieved ottermode perfection.

where is original

here's the non-shopped version

Skellies got that extra inch of fatless dick, lean dick for the ladies amirite guys xd

how do i get hair like this

be homeless for about 6 months

does he have lats under his lats?

>you load up the deadlift bar
>she's getting fucked in chads car

Nice try

Yeah. You're either 12 years old or a woman

THIS is what women want

Nice. I scrape by on the low end of "satisfying."

It's still a bullshit chart.