Quit all soda and sugary drinks

>quit all soda and sugary drinks
>also milk because carbs
>tea and coffee cause cancer
>sparkling water ruins your teeth

help me bros, i can't survive on water alone

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>>>tea and coffee cause cancer
What?

>Some laboratory studies have shown that extracts from green tea can stop cancer cells from growing.
cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/cancer-in-general/treatment/complementary-alternative-therapies/individual-therapies/green-tea

>i can't survive on water alone
you actually can

>milk
>carbs

Nice b8

I don't think tea and coffee are carcinogens, user... Just don't put a fuck ton of sugar in or fake sugar or some bullshit like that

>implying there is a need to drink anything other than water, tea, and coffee

I drink two quad lattes a day and fill up on water. Maybe 2 beers on the weekend.

Are any of you even trying to make gains?

>tea and coffee cause cancer

I drink unsweetened tea all day. It's healthier than water (+antioxidants) and the only drawback is teeth staining, which is not a problem if you brush your teeth because it's seemingly impossible to have toothpaste that isn't whitening in 2017.

jeez you can't do shit nowadays without getting cancer, why don't we just kill ourselves?

>what is lactose

>you actually can

milk hardly has any carbs you nonce

>THIRTEEN GRAMS OF SUGAR per cup
>hardly any carbs

I'm not actually lactose intolerant but I can't get the lactose free/fat free milk. Its extremely low on carbs and fat and you can basically sip 1 liter every day quite easily. I do a liter with whey and a liter with casein for my gains.

Also, running a deficit is enough to lose or recomp, it doesn't matter that much from where the calories come. Have a soda, but expect to short a meal.

>too much broccoli/cabbage/kale causes gaut

You can't win

Sparkling water does not ruin your teeth. Don't be a spazz.

I stick to egg nog and sometimes water and I'm fucking jacked

12 grams of carbs isn't a lot

Off season egg nog? How do you do it?

>tea and coffee cause cancer
>sparkling water ruins your teeth
What, and even if sparkling water ruined your teeth the effect is nullified by just rinsing your mouth with water if you're that paranoid.

Fuck you and your beer you weak pussy

>tea and coffee cause cancer
Literally the opposite is true.
antioxidants are the shit.

do you think that's fucking healthy you mong?

>What is lactose free milk

I actually make my own!
>liter of melted ice cream
>8 raw eggs
>some whole milk
>cinnamon
>nutmeg
>served in a nog

Cutting out milk because it has too many carbs is like cutting out oats because it has too much fat

>served in a nog
thats racist

Why wouldn't it be healthy?

No, I cut out oats because they have too many carbs

youtube.com/watch?v=ASDoiX45jMk

Just toss some fucking sliced fruit in your water you animal

Sparkling water ruins your teeth...care to back that up?

it's too late for user. he has evolved past us and now requires american sugar water to live

>Sparkling water ruins your teeth

The only study that even suggest that studied flavored sparkling water, aka soda. Stop being a fag.

>carbs are bad
yeah I hate giving my body its most accessible energy source, fucking faggot