How come people still drink coffee?

Coffee is Gr8 don't be a faglord

I like you

No idea. I imagine it's like a cigratte kind of deal.
I used to wake up at 6am, make a cup of coffee and sit outside on my porch drinking it and relaxing for about 20minutes before starting anything else that day.

It was a great way to unwind.

I cut that shit out and replaced it with water. Water for fucking everything. I hate water unless it's during or after a workout.

I still think about how calming it was to wake up with that simple cup of coffee in the morning. But again, I imagine it's similar to a cig for some folks.

>adrenal fatigue
Meme.
>brainfog
>Make you dumber
Associated with decreased risk of dementia.
>dehydration
Coffee does not have a net dehydrating effect. Another meme. Coffee drinkers are not more dehydrated than non coffee drinkers. This has been studied.
>smelly breath
True for some people. Usually not a problem if you drink lots of water. Or just give a quick brush.
>high blood pressure
Does transiently increase your bp a bit, but doesn't cause hypertension. In fact: " Prospective studies suggest a protective effect of high coffee intake (4 or more cups per day) against hypertension, mainly in women."
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Coffee is overall pretty good for you. Decreased risk of liver disease as well.

nice

Coffee has consistently been linked to improved health in clinical studies for decades.

>improved liver health, reduced liver cancer risk
>improved prostate health, reduced prostate cancer risk and survivability
>improved cardiovascular health, reduced risk of heart disease and stroke
>improved insulin sensitivity, reduced risk of diabetes
>improved brain health, reduced risk of alzheimer's
>coffee consumption is inversely correlated with all-cause mortality

The benefits are not attributed to caffeine, but rather the complex cocktail of polyphenols in coffee.

Coffee is good. Google it if you don't believe me.

How the fuck do you determine reduced risk of disease? These studies are fucking horseshit

haha oh fuck

How the fuck do you determine reduced risk of disease?

>Doesn't understand basis of epidemiological analysis

>Therefore studies are stupid

the same with me just with alcohol

I work night shifts and for me coffee is necessary.

I'm on my first nightshift tonight after 4 days off; 6pm - 6am. I woke up at 11am and I went to the gym at 3pm and did some really intense HIIT cardio for an hour. I then visited my girlfriend for an hour and went to work.

Staying awake until 6am without coffee isn't something I could do tonight; but coffee will help me. And tomorrow I'll wake up and drink a coffee to perk me up; and I'll go the gym straight away and work out hard again before work.

tl;dr without coffee I wouldn't be able to fit everything into my life.

>lol coffee reduces risk of cancer because we think this specific cancer is linked to this

Show me a study that isnt hearsay and I will agree with you. One study doesn't prove shit and most can't be replicated. I'm sure you have no problem agreeing with it because you drink coffee therefore its good for you.

You'll offend people less if you refuse by telling them that you are trying to cut your coffee use. People will have kneejerk reactions towards absolutist of any kind because they feel like they are claiming to be better than others.

>all these MDs and PhDs writing meta-analyses of the data are faggots that understand statistics and that correlation != le causation

Veeky Forums, everybody.

>muh scientists
>still doesnt provide a study

Reddit, everybody

Coffee does literally none of these things

what is
>brushing your teeth and drinking plenty of water
>spacing yourself so you don't drink too much of it
>wut
>not true at all unless 100% addicted
>also not true at all
>drink water faggot
>drink more water faggot
>and so does drinking soda, water, and otherwise.

>Brainfog
I study computer science, everyone drinks coffee or coke here. We are maybe "dumber" than Math or Physic guys, but we are certainly not dumb.

Association of Coffee Consumption with Total and Cause-Specific Mortality in Three Large Prospective Cohorts
Ming Ding, Ambika Satija, Shilpa N. Bhupathiraju, Yang Hu, Qi Sun, Jiali Han, Esther Lopez-Garcia, Walter Willett, Rob M. van Dam and Frank B. Hu

Coffee Intake in Midlife and Risk of Dementia and its Neuropathologic Correlates
Rebecca P. Gelber,a,* Helen Petrovitch,b Kamal H. Masaki,c G. Webster Ross,b and Lon R. Whitec

Habitual coffee consumption and blood pressure: an epidemiological perspective.
Geleijnse JM1.

Does long-term coffee intake reduce type 2 diabetes mellitus risk?
Gustavo D Pimentel,corresponding author1 Juliane CS Zemdegs,1 Joyce A Theodoro,2 and João F Mota1

Coffee Consumption and Stroke Risk: A Meta-analysis of Epidemiologic Studies
Byungsung Kim,corresponding author Yunjung Nam, Junga Kim, Hyunrim Choi, and Changwon Won

Long-Term Coffee Consumption and Risk of Cardiovascular Disease
A Systematic Review and a Dose–Response Meta-Analysis of Prospective Cohort Studies

Ming Ding, Shilpa N. Bhupathiraju, Ambika Satija, Rob M. van Dam, Frank B. Hu

Coffee intake is associated with lower rates of liver disease progression in chronic hepatitis C.
Freedman ND1, Everhart JE, Lindsay KL, Ghany MG, Curto TM, Shiffman ML, Lee WM, Lok AS, Di Bisceglie AM, Bonkovsky HL, Hoefs JC, Dienstag JL, Morishima C, Abnet CC, Sinha R; HALT-C Trial Group.

There is literally significant evidence for all of these claims.

lol you a pussy bro

Are you literally retarded?

>not subsisting purely on alcohol and coffee
You're never going to achieve ww2 mode. It's really the best combination of functional strength, aesthetics. Not to mention it keeps your mind sharp.

I like it +1

This is exactly how stoners are.

At a basic level, compare the cause of death and average life span of the study population against a control population that doesn't do whatever you're interested in. Collect this data over many years with many people.

It's how we know cigarettes are bad and hypertension tends to lead to heart disease...

Claiming this doesn't make sense implies to me that you don't understand statistics or analysis at all.

You better brew your green tea at 70C and your english teas at 80, otherwise you've been doing it wrong

Thanks for the kek buddy.

Same here bro, even worse with alcohol eh

Coffee is for the fucking weak. If you can't function without coffee in the morning, you seriously need to kill yourself.

t. work 40-60 hour work weeks depending on the project

>work 70-80 hours per week in a neonatal intensive care unit
>drink 2-3 cups a day
>feels good man

40-60 per week isn't even a lot. That's normal adult mode.

I just boil water until my tea pot is screeching

>up daily at 5:00 in the morning, don't get home until past 6:00 PM
>have to go to gym before heading into work because HAHA RUSH HOUR
>gym is an hour drive away
>leave at 5:40
>drink coffee
>have enough energy to workout
>eat at work

>40-60 hours a week is a lot

lol, i did that while still going full time to college. You are probably still in high school living at home and its summer time, right?

doesn't count

not an argument

>Smelly breath, rotten teeth
No, that's just you, apparently. Do you never brush your teeth? Are you British or something?
>Caffeine dependent, can't function properly
LOL only if you're stupid about it. A cup or two a day won't hurt you.
>All I does it makes your adrenal gland exhausted
*shrug* no one I know has this problem unless they're abusing it?
If you're a weakling or something then take some Tyrosine.
>Crash after few hours, need another sip
>Brainfog
>Dehydration
>High blood pressure
>Makes you dumber after while, like zombie state
LOL again only if you're stupid about it.

I think maybe you're just too much of a pussy to handle one little cup of coffee a day. Perhaps you're Underage B& and just aren't mature enough to enjoy a sophisticated drink like coffee, LOL.

Is brainfog the new cancer?

My nigga I fucking love Chinese Oolong with the little curled up leaves

Thanxs satan.

But coffee causes dehydration. I've done studies myself. It also decreases your Cadmium, Sodium, Iron and Magnesium levels in your body.

Coffee is a diuretic, which makes you pee more frequently. That's where the myth of "dehydration" came from.

Maybe I just fucking like the taste, let people enjoy things, faggot.

All wrong
Try again cofeenigger

OP is a correct, bump.

also
>money waste
>$8 for a months worth of breakfast drink
Keep buying that protein powder for $60/tub of 25 servings

No Evidence of Dehydration with Moderate Daily Coffee Intake: A Counterbalanced Cross-Over Study in a Free-Living Population
Sophie C. Killer, Andrew K. Blannin , Asker E. Jeukendrup

Well done

Just decaf that bitch. I cold brew it and it comes off pretty good. It's fun fucking with people and see how much of it is placebo.

I like a small cup in the morning. Helps me poop.

Yerba Mate master race

Caffeine is one of the most popular fitness supplements out there, you nigger.

Get gud

>Smelly breath, rotten teeth
You're supposed to chew gum after to freshen your mouth and get jaw gains

That's only if you drink more than one cup a day

>mfw

Fucking burgers always wrecking every fucking shit

Too hot.
Add some cool water and the tea will taste better. The cold to boiling ratio should be around 1 to 3

> Rotten Teeth.

There's no sugar in coffee & it's not particularly acidic so no it doesn't rot your teeth.

> Adrenal Exhaustion

Doesn't actually exist, it's a myth perpetuated mostly by fitness forums like this. Don't believe me? Google it. It is not a medical diagnosis.

> Dehydration.

Wives tale. Average coffee is like ~ 100mg of caffeine in 250-300 mL of water. The diuretic effect of caffeine is offset by the fluid intake.

>smelly breath, rotten teeth
I brush and floss
>caffeine dependent, can't function properly
I don't even get minor headaches by not drinking it let alone behavioral differences you're just a pussy.
>All I does it makes your adrenal gland exhausted
My sex drive hasn't gone down and I never get stressed anyway
>Crash after few hours
Again, you're just a pussy
>Brainfog
Your brain is foggy because you're a moron
>Dehydration
Drink some water with salt
>High blood pressure
This is proof you don't do cardio or else you wouldn't have this problem
>Makes you dumber after while, like zombie state
I don't believe you

Congrats. I bet you still drunk coffee at the time didn't you, spineless faggot. And no, I'm 23.
You brought this on yourself user.

> 40 hour week

So .. full time ...

Yes. My point is, you don't need to drink coffee if you're working regular full time like most people. If you were working double then i'd understand.

...

.. Cool .. good luck with those 40 hour weeks, dude.

Thanks man. I'll enjoy my 60k starting salary.

.. Yep .. lots of people start at 60k .. I did too ..

Cool dude bro. Want a cookie?

Just drink it in moderation you nigger. Literally who cares. The only thing it's gonna do is stain your teeth a bit, if you care enough you can get em cleaned at the dentist.

>falling for the dentist jew

Ha!

Not really, but you sure seem to be begging for validation. Your first post is because you thought 40 hours a week was a lot, and then you tried to brag to me about your starting salary which is a pretty typical starting salary.

Honestly, I'm just continuing to reply because as I give you more rope I'm interested to see what you'll say next.

Who the fuck gets gout in this day and age?

>420 blaze it u guise!!

People like you make me sick.

You only think that because you are bitter and/or offended that I made fun of your coffee drinking habit, otherwise you would've stop replying a long time ago. Anyways, nowhere in my first post did I even imply that working 40-60 hour work weeks was a lot. You're just projecting.

And no, 60k isn't a "typical" starting salary unless you live in an expensive area. Cope harder please.

Do you see the irony of the first sentence you typed and the third? Ahaha.

No rebuttal? Lol btfo.

> t. 40-60 hour work week is a lot
> t. average starting salary but let me try to brag about it
> t. unironically projecting but also accusing others of projecting in the same reply.

hahahaha

Perfect

If it you sleep at night, champ

Helps*

Rekt

Measure your dicks somewhere else fags, no one cares.

>Smelly breath, rotten teeth
Coffee doesn't rot your teeth. Smelly breath is caused by not brushing.
>Caffeine dependent, can't function properly
You don't become dependent on caffeine unless you consume it is large quantities daily.
>All I does it makes your adrenal gland exhausted
Nope.
>Crash after few hours, need another sip
Anecdote.
>Brainfog
Anecdote.
>Dehydration
If you drink it in moderation, there is no issue.
>High blood pressure
Not significant unless you already have issues.
>Makes you dumber after while, like zombie state
Anecdote.

>Coffee and Caffein is the biggest posion and money waste of our century.
That would be alcohol.

Coffee is disgusting

No, this is how manchildren act when someone doesn't like what they like. Plenty of manchildren just happen to be stoners.

never change, leaf.

that's some top tier shitposting.

i would agree with your responses without giving it in-depth thought and research

Not him but 60k is anything but a typical starting salary. I live in Oregon with one of the highest minimum wages in the nation and a typical starting job will be paying you ~20k a year not fucking 60k. The national average for a person's yearly salary ranges around 40-50k, so if you're above that you've already pretty much made it.

t. person who actually worked his way up to a 60k job by 22

Well made, friend.

I agree that coffee in the morning being used as a substitute for proper sleeping habits and a healthy circadian rhythm is wrong and should not be this prevalent.

With that said, as a translator that has to constantly pore over mind-numbingly boring material for hours on end every day, I sometimes drink a cup of espresso at around 4-5pm with a biscuit or a small croissant.
The little boost keeps me going, and it makes for a comfy break after you've had to translate endless diverce papers and a 200 pages anthology of tentacle porn.

> Not him but 60k is anything but a typical starting salary

I'm getting 68k AUD (54k USD) first year out of uni as a civil eng and that increases 10k a year until about 100k AUD (80k USD). That's considered around average with the oversaturation of pajeets in the engineering market.

Coffee doesn't dehydrate you directly, it simply makes you piss more.
Just drink water like you should already be doing

Lol maybe if you're downing like 20 cups a day. Made me picture that futurama episode. You probably think shit like that is a real life occurrence as well lol

As a former barista, I wish I could've witnessed something this ridiculously funny

>Smelly breath, rotten teeth

sip water while you drink coffee to neutralize the acids in the coffee.

My teeth are like pearls and I drink coffee everyday. luckily my dad taught me proper dental hygiene at a young age.

There are people who drink 20 cups a day, I've met several.