>lifting after fapping I am completely zen, in a trance-like state of deep meditation only to emerge mentally refreshed and spiritually awakened once I finish >lifting before fapping I am rage, I am anger, the primal fury of our testosterone-fueled ancestors courses through my veins as I temporarily revert back to an earlier stage in our evolution
honestly at this point I've worked jacking off into my exercise routine
Joshua Martin
Whatever just wash your fucking hands
Nathaniel Wright
Look at her armpits,
aaaaaaaaaaah oh bby
Im gonna masturbate now.
Charles Sanders
alright who the fuck is this
Anthony Wilson
Good, it's not just me.
Lincoln Walker
her name is jessica and she is my gf irl
Landon Jones
I eat , then fap , then lift 90 mins later
Jack Thomas
>rib flair dropped
Jacob Davis
dump more of her then
Gavin Bennett
@helengurr on instagram
Hudson Russell
>your penis will never erupt inside of that body
Andrew Powell
I never fap right before I lift, it makes me feel weak. But after I finish lifting and I've had my lunch, wanting to jerk it comes naturally.
Jordan King
no, she isn't the fag on the left is and he scored way above his league > I've spent 8 years of my life with George. From a 15 year old girl to a 24 year old woman the only way he could have done it. Obviously she fucked with someone else in these 8 years, also >Pagan/Wiccan Veggie ewww
Juan Hill
>not eating after fapping >making it
Pick one.
Christopher Bailey
>not eating your own cum >making it
Pick one.
Jaxon Edwards
I won't lie, this shit made me chuckle.
Gabriel Lopez
>lift >eat >fap This is objectively the best order.
Alexander Perez
that's me
Ryder Lopez
>not fapping while lifting Not gonna make it
Thomas Williams
you are a fucking degenerate. I hope you get thrown in jail you fucking shitstain.
Robert Nguyen
Cardio after fapping is great. It relaxes your muscles and clears your mind, which is perfect for a nice long run through the neighborhood.
Christopher Davis
Where did you get that long sleeve t-shirt? I've been looking for one that can show off my pecs like that without it riding up over my belt
Dylan Gomez
kmart
Aaron Sanders
>the only way he could have done it. Obviously she fucked with someone else in these 8 years, also Incel cope
Anthony Brown
after I fap I lost energy and motivation. Before fapping I'm a lot more motivated to work out. I do lift for girls though
>completely clean-shaven eh, pretty weak desu
Jordan Sullivan
>teabagging your balls into the cup that is her pit
this guy gets it
Thomas Johnson
>teabagging her pit >not just licking it while humping her thigh pleb now that's a GOAT-tier pit
Wyatt Williams
Nigga no.
Eat lift fap.
Ryan Garcia
I don't know if you're telling the truth but I've been laughing like a retard for 5 minutes over this. Kudos.
Landon Diaz
Nothing about that was funny you stoner.
Julian Ortiz
Kmart is funny because of poor people
Hudson Brooks
If I fap before a lift I can't lift as hard and I feel kinda tired.
Making yourself earn your JO with a hard workout is the way to go.
Henry Price
the guy has a 6/10 face and a great body. Similar stats to her desu
Xavier Williams
I had to Crack one right after my shake tn. Now I can relax and enjoy this steak and sox game
John Gray
This man gets it
Oliver Collins
Forgot image
Xavier Walker
Tbh if you get so tired after fapping that it impacts your lifts you're probably low test to begin with...
Cooper Green
well i took this guys advice and tugged on myself and now i need to lift but i feel like don't have energy and just want to sleep.
thanks asshole. never take advice from Veeky Forums
Charles Sanders
>forgot image to what, exactly
William Nguyen
>not jerking yourself and your bro off at the same time and eating 2 loads stay DYEL
Jose Cook
I've had blood tests done in the past, my test levels are in the high end of the meaty part of the bell curve. If you aren't feeling any difference before/after a fap, that's just kind of odd.
Jace Wilson
>Eat lift fap But when do you shit
Jacob Barnes
Pleb tier >eat >lift >eat >fap >eat cum Are you even trying to get big?
Robert Fisher
Ever jerk it so hard after leg day that your quads lock out? It's fucking terrifying.
Joseph Reed
>tfw anterior delt pain after fapping
Jackson Ramirez
Shot a spurt of cum on my face the other day. I first became angry then realized I had no to be angry accept myself so I just laughed. >inb4 not licking the cum off your face for extra protons Thats implied desu
Justin Kelly
>Feeling relaxed != feeling tired and low energy Too be fair though I don't think I can lift right after I fap. There needs to be a buffer of at least 30 mins to an hour. But if fapping takes so much energy that you're too tired to do anything for the rest of the day then I think something is a little off.
Camden Parker
>he doesn't jack off on the toilet while shitting Every turd dropped gets you closer to orgasm
Jayden Bennett
Probably has to do with your posture when you're fapping. People tend to hunch over and lock up when they're jackin it
Julian Morris
Poo jackin'
Elijah Sullivan
>tfw you're surrounded by plebs haven't figured out that you should fap and shit at the same time
Seriously this is like common sense. Two birds with one very sexy stone
Evan Allen
Yeah, I meant fapping and then immediately going to the gym, that shit sucked.
William Ramirez
hmmmm ill try this, wrist jacking also helps, instead of full shoulder engagement.
Jacob James
desu that's the only way I can get off at this point
Robert Miller
I got you--there definitely needs to be a rest period. But there are so many guys on here that whine about how they can't do anything after fapping, and if that's really the case then there's probably some larger issue going on with their bodies
Lincoln Edwards
>6/10 ahhahahhahahahahahhahahahah holy shit you are such a beta faggot. nope this guy is much higher than that
shes also hot af
Grayson Cox
> from 15 to 24 oh sweetie, you're still so pure.
William Brown
the guy has a 6/10 face and is a manlet.
Nicholas Miller
>tfw my masturbating sessions last a range of 2-9 hours >from doujins, to games, to ERP, most of the time with multiple at the same time >never stop stroking for the entire duration >the fap itself is the workout
I've arranged to only masturbate on rest days or else I would never be able to lift. I also work and do all of the stuff I need to do in life (groceries, laundry, work, etc) on gym days since fap days don't leave the time for anything else.
Henry Thomas
My chair reclines so I just lay the fuck back
Robert Adams
Kmart is american, people in pic are Brits.
Grayson Sanchez
What the fuck is wrong with you people.....sitting here on the net talking about masturbation as though it's normal healthy conversation. Control yourselves for goodness sakes.
Adrian Perez
I'm so conditioned by jerking off after almost every workout that I get a boner from finishing my last set Not complaining desu
Chase Powell
How many times a week do you do this
Leo Lopez
3-4 Sometimes I'm overwhelmed by lust again and instead of sleeping I'm taken into another round, making the number 5-6 They told me it was just normal for young men, just puberty, just this, just that
But I'm pushing 24 and it's not giving any sings of stopping At times I take antidepressants just so I can use the libido-curbing side effects to get some shit done
Caleb Murphy
This. Whatever number you assign them, they are in same league.
Luis Hughes
"no"
Dylan Moore
Are you me?
Noah Gray
Yes You're a failure Get your shit together
Xavier Gonzalez
I'm pressed, very nice.
James Martin
>not edging before and during workouts
never ever going to make it
Logan Adams
>she posted a pic of her with no makeup on
>any year >lifting for women ishygddt
Camden Fisher
Ugly bird feet/10 would not bang.
Ethan Perry
those titties aren't makeup
Jaxon Gutierrez
Sauce?!!!
Cooper Lee
If you wouldn't spray that face with every last load in your body i have some very bad news for you
Eli Bell
God this is such a turn off
Elijah Harris
>not supersetting every exercise with a group jerk off session and eating all the loads
Skeleton pls
Liam Powell
dude just fuck a whore
Hudson Walker
But when do you cum?
Cameron Gomez
I eat, wash it down with my fap, then lift my laptop off of my lap.
Evan Cooper
I unironically think she's cuter like this. Make up is nice and all, but certain imperfections add attractiveness to me.
>tfw
Caleb Brown
you are the biggest fucking beta on earth dude
Gavin Lee
possibly
John Perez
>enjoying your woman with their face lathered in paint >not beta lm@o
Might as well put a bag over their head
Caleb Scott
No that's not what hes getting at. The bitch is ugly. Without makeup. Regardless whether she cakes it on or not doesn't matter. Shes still fucking ugly. Breeding with her will bring your offspring down if you fell for the cake lie.
Nathaniel Ross
>powerlifting It's olympic weightlifting, you pleb
Adam Hill
Veeky Forums taught me average looking manlets with gains can't get chicks
Why did you lie to me?
Adrian Diaz
Immediately after your final rep, before you leave the gym
Julian Morris
She looks creepy as fuck, just like all women who wear makeup all day, every day, and then skip a day. She fell in to the trap that all vain, insecure women do, which is that makeup makes them look better, but wearing it all the time makes them look like shit without it. There is something creepily enabling about preferring how a girl looks the one day she likes makeup rather than appreciating one of the many girls who don't wear makeup regularly and look just fine without it.