What kind of working routine would I need to do to get a body like Geralt?

what kind of working routine would I need to do to get a body like Geralt?

>inb4 mutagens
>inb4 monster hunting
>inb4 fucking sorceresses

Trial of grasses

go to the local zoo and jump in the cage with the bears

>stop eating
>do pushups
>fight a bear

>Wander through various countries with no purpose
>Screw everything with a pulse
>Only date bitchy, high maintenance women
>Eat only what you find and catch
>Befriend a manlet and DYEL musician

GOOOOOOOOOD FUCKIN' MORNIN' GODDAMMIT!

JUST GOT MY ORDER MY KAER MORHEN--MY SUPERIOR THUNDERBOLT HERE--QUEBRITH OF COURSE, QUEBRITH IS MY FAVOURITE. GUYS I DUNNO IF YOU'VE TRIED THE QUEBRITH, BUT YOU GOTTA TRY THE QUEBRITH...

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PROPER POTION OK HERE WE GO. BASICALLY FIRST WE GOTTA PUT THE DWARVEN SPIRIT IN FIRST--VERY IMPORTANT TO PUT THE DWARVEN SPIRIT IN FIRST!

THEN, FOR YOU BEGINNER WITCHERS OUT THERE, YOU KNOW, THAT MAYBE HAVE LOW TOXICITY RESISTANCE LEVELS, YOU CAN ONLY DO 2 SCOOPS OF QUEBRITH--2 SCOOPS IS ABOUT 550% TOXICITY, BUT, YOU KNOW, 550? C'MON! BASICALLY WHAT I DO IS THE TOP DOSE WHICH IS 4 SCOOPS, BUT I'M STILL NOT HAPPY WITH 4 SCOOPS CAUSE I ALWAYS GOTTA OVERDO EVERYTHING, RIGHT TRISS? SO I DO ABOUT 4.5 WHICH GIVES ME ABOUT 1240% TOXICITY...

YOU GUYS GOTTA GET QUEBRITH AND TRY THIS I'M TELLING YOU! FORGET REBIS AND YOU GOTTA DO ATLEAST 4 SCOOPS C'MON GUYS C'MON YOU WANNA KILL BIG MONSTERS YOU GOTTA DRINK BIG RIGHT? C'MON! LET'S GET BIG!

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>started Witcher 3 a week ago
>tfw Yen reminds you of your evil cunt of an ex and you start thinking about her again

Just romance Triss, Yen sucks anyway.

...

I already blew off Triss and I am on Skellige with Yen right now. I am feeling so type of fucking way because Yen is the curvy pretentious bitch with black hair that my ex was. Literally had a dream where I was Geralt and she was Yen.

20x15 hanging leg raises every day and incline db bench

10 years at Kaer Morhen

Monster Contracts x Failure
Make sure to inject your mutagens.

Thats fucking awesome. Sex Yen though, she's the best.

Read the books you cucks

Triss is shit-tier

How so? I don't remember her being terrible or anything.

what does incline DB bench do that normal DB bench doesn't?

She's a coward, gets pushed around by the other sorceresses pretty much, not to mention Ciri disapproves.

Activate some shoulder muscles or someshit more

Just fucking lift and eat properly you autistic faggot.

Oh yeah she is a hot bitch for sure. It is more so thinking about my ex who I broke up with 8 months ago. She was literally the catalyst for me to hit the gym as hard as I have

Correcto senor. Activates delts and my almonds a bit more

kek

Not even memeing you OP, just do the kinobody warrior program or the greek god program. His stuff is literally geared towards this kind of physique.

Absolutely nothing its just more dangerous. Only idiots incline bp. If you want to train certain shoulder muscles more use db's

I wanna bang ciri so bad, where do find women like her IRL?

Agreed

>OP is not even doing IF and inheriting billions from his deceased father

I went with yen twice. I just don't like triss.

fuck yen, hate her ugly face, triss is a cutie plus a redhead

>muh books is superior
I bought the game, I'll end it the way I want and you can't stop me.

Triss is an ugly slag mate
kk

you know he's not natty right? learn to homebrew

>katakan decoction
>ekimmara decoction
>superior thunderbolt

also known as

Clen, Tren, and Test P

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if you romamce both women you might ge tthe bad end i think.

came here to check those quads

>Ciri disapproves.
Ciri isn't the one getting her dick wet.

I also have this problem. Ex dumped me 3 months ago after 3 years, left me for an ugly , dyel, emotional crutch. I realized my problem is that I just like nasty, bitchy women.

On another note, what do I say to this cute, gymnast Asian to get her to bang me?

>RIGHT TRISS?
Top zozzle

Lel, perfect

id go with "your cute, wanna bang?"

giv Ciri gf

bad giv poster. BOOOOOOOOOOO!

>tfw no option to fuck Ciri in the game

Why bad?
Ciri is mine!

It was implied in one dialog in the game ciri is a lesbian.

no you had a choice retard
if you read the books, she literally bang an elf king or whatever

Drink shit load of ale
Never eat
Beat up a bear
Walk aimlessly in open fields
Fight a dummy

Ikr
sad

he's (((((((((((((((((((naturally enhanced)

CIRI IS PURE
AND NOT FOR LEWDS

This

>romance Triss because best girl, of ourse, Yenn seems like a cunt
>get to Skellige
>realize Yenn and Geralt have far better banter
>that scene where you dump her
>mfw

Triss is for the player, Yenn is for Geralt

Triss = Keira < Yen

Just lift, focus on your lats, traps, and deltoids and be athletic. Then cut

shes bi in books
havent played games cuz im not gay

Shani is the ultimate wholesome qt3.14

geralt fucked shani at 17 :)))))))))

Hey same here. But she realized she was sick of his whiny shit when he went on vacation for a week and she spent half of it at my place cucking him.
Even worse, he forgave her for it.
Told her to stay out of my life since then and I'm in a much better place emotionally.
You'll make it breh, don't sweat it.

>>beauty body mod
>>curvy mod

Aaah that's better. none of this default body bullshit.
Saddens me no one took the Vesemir body so I can play a fat fuck.

OP, just develop your body, if it looks like that great, if it doesn't, you will still look awesome

steroids, because thats what witchers do

Never dumped yen. Couldn't force myself to do it desu.

>redhead cunt
>black haired cunt
I wish you could romance Keira Metz properly.

i wish you could fuck that white haired slut

Keira is a cunt too, only non-cunt is Ciri

At least you can kill her.

A:
deadlift 2 sets of 5 reps
B:
squat 5 sets of 5 reps
bench and press alternating 5 sets of 5 reps

1 hour of cardio daily

Boom, Geralt.

Not downplaying the body, it's great, my routine currently.

yeahahh buddy

at the gym, usually

rich neighborhoods

rich former athlete's daughters

>tfw Keira was my witcherfu
>fucked up the option during that one quest and killed her

still upset about it

pics?