30 years old

>30 years old
>never had a gf
>sex only a few times
>just noticed my hair is thinning

when did you realize that youre never gonna make it?

>31 years old
>never had a gf
>never had sex
>hair is thinning

Lol everything female related gets piss easy after 30 and nobody gives a fuck about your hairline.
Also stop beeing a lil bitch

>29
>had a gf for 2 months back in hs
>never had sex
>nw4 bald

you're lucky at least you had sex

yeah, the hair wouldnt be as much of an issue if it wasnt bolstered by 30 years of socio-sexual invalidation

second sentence is helpful, but i guess its easier said than done

>26
>never kissed a girl
>Bad hair genetics, but saved by Finasteride

It was over from the start.

to be fair, the few times i have had sex were awkward and uncomfortable due to my insecurities

>finasteride
say goodbye to your gains.
fina basically turns you into a women, some men even grew tits.

the first time are always awkward for everyone.

he won't be needing them anyway

>fina basically turns you into a women, some men even grew tits.

Not it doesn't, you uneducated retard. I've been on it for years and so have millions of other men, without any problems. Have lost no gains, rather the other way around.

While you retards are afraid to take finasteride and end up looking like a complete beta, I'll keep my hair.

How much do you take daily and do you supplement it with anything else

Welcome to the great world of benzos and drugs.
Your life sucks and if you havent got out of your shell by now, you wont...unless you start trying something new.

Just buy some shit on the streets and talk to people.

>>/r9k/

>22
>had one gf who i had sex with 5 times at the end of college
>lost her when i graduated and now she has a new bf who is basically me but even more beta
whatever
every girl i've ever been with (2) has shown interest and approached me first before I said anything
I think the goal is to just get fit and look approachable, because I can't make the first move.

I'm 5'5"

I take 1.25mg daily (1/4). I also use 10% minox twice daily (has given me some regrowth).

I've been roiding for some months, too, without any changes to my hairline. Too bad I can't use deca with it and it doesn't block steroids like tren.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was telling everyone they're gonna make it brah

yeah, the problem is i can't get out of my own head when talking to people. too introverted, i guess.

its probably about time i try some medication, because youre right - my life isnt working right now

P H E N I B U T

>when you have social anxiety and phenibut does nothing.

Your brain stops working when you are nervous. Its like that for everyone. I was the same way most of my life, but you would be amazed by how quick tings can turn around.

Now I have everything I need, but life still sucks desu...like a numb feeling to everything that is supposed to feel good.
Working out still helps.

sorry for your loss

I know a few friends for whom phenibut has no effect. It works great for me though, it gives me the motivation to actually get the fuck out of my house and meet up with people, because otherwise I'd just stay a hermit-mode shut-in for the rest of my life.

if you are over 25 and never had a relationship you are too far gone. you will never make up for the lost time

sorry but it's over and i don't mean that just to make you feel bad but in a realistic way

We already know it's over. I can't function properly with people, especially girls. I can't even look girls in the eyes.

Oh boy user. Your world is so alien to me. Have you ever even tried to get laid?

i'd pay you for the escort myself just so i could enjoy the awkward interaction between you two

>reading this thread while not having balding genetics
>father still has full head of hair at age 55
>I'm on my 3rd steroid cycle and still no balding

not him, but i justified being a virgin in college for so long by saying that I didn't want to put in the effort to get girls
I never really understood what it meant to "try" to get laid, I was that naive. Virgins autists don't realize that it's not just their inability to get laid that's effected by their odd behavior, but their entire ability to be a part of society. Like come on man, you gotta learn how to dress yourself and get used to normal social customs or you're always gonna be the autistic dude who has nothing to say to the barber when he gets his haircut.

i'd seriously kill myself if i'd ever reach that stage

just how autistic are you guys? how do you function from day to day? doesn't your daily life involve social interaction?

>30 years old
>single but can't stop fooling around with engaged or married women, destroying relationships
>hate myself for this but can't help myself
>soul is becoming more and more void

You probably wouldn't out of habit.

I just got back from telling the doctor that I've never been sexually active at 24. It was a lukewarm interaction that I had assumed would be a lot more dramatic.

>30 years old
>no sex for almost a decade
>bald
>NEET
>almost no friends
>no muscle

that was situation 6 years ago. today:
>hot, loving gf
>lots of kinky sex
>big guy
>still bald, but nobody cares
>lots of new friends
>finished my master's, working on a PhD
>own apartment and car

>36 year old with a girlfriend
>no children
this is worse than everyone else in the thread

pick your path

bonus level

>20
>no vehicle or license
>controlling, violent family
>getting nothing accomplished in community college
>toaster PC and no consoles
>asswiping job with rotating shifts
I feel like I am too stupid to be a functional adult. I can't socialize and I can't get a job because I can't write a resume even with templates. It's difficult to hold a conversation because I have nothing to contribute; I have no life experience. I'm basically just a Chris-chan waiting to happen.

Should I kill myself soon to save the time and effort?

>you can easily find manual labor job and you don't need any education for it
>move out and away from your family
>start night school and get your GED or whatever you get where you are from
>continue with your education if you want

you can fix your life in 1 year if you start tomorrow

Balding at 21, I wish I was you. Also while not as good as hair a shaved head isn't bad looking either.

Im on the same dose for 3 years breh

No ED, no issues, and no more fuckin hairloss!

Its like taking a sugar pill. lol @ the balding fags too pussy to try the solution dangling right infront of their face

Same here user.

FUARKIN PUSSYYYYYYY

You sure you want to know? It's filled with autism. Here's what happened at an event.

>MDMA party on NYE with my brother (I have no friends)
>dancing by myself
>girl comes out of nowhere and takes my hand
>sensually slides an ice cube across my hand
>ME: (drugged out of my mind): "WTF was that?"
>HER: "It's just ice, don't worry."
>ME: "Ohh, ok, thanks."
>I turn around and walk off
>didn't realize what just happened before after

Later in the evening:

>girl comes out of nowhere and starts grinding on me
>I have no idea what to do
>It's really awkward
>I walk away

Two fucking chance thrown at me in one single night with me not having gone out in years and I still manage to fuck it up.

I don't often leave the house other than to go to the gym, but when I do, I manage to fuck up the small amount of chances given to me, with my autistic behavior and terrible confidence. 26 yo kv.

It's never over really, but those lost years definitely mean a lot and they ain't comin back. I suppose you could just fake it till you make it, it's either that or wizardhood.

This

You could try to get ssi, but that's only if you have asbergers or autism. Which you may actually have srs

sup brah, is it worth going back for a master's or PhD later in life?
I'm a 22 year old lad who's thinking about grad school but I'm thinking of holding it off until I work for a few years, but I know most people just don't go back if they're earning enough.

It's not about the hair on the outside; it's about the hair on the inside.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, user!

so why don't you go out again and not make the same mistake again?

I did try it for a few months, it felt fucking awful

I was tired all the time, super anxious and depressed, had brain fog so bad I dropped a class because I couldn't study (the only one I ever dropped), and I looked a lot softer than usual

Hair loss sucks, but I'll take feeling like an aggressive, manly dude with a working brain any day over having my hair. People like you are just as ignorant as the guys who won't give a try, assuming everyone should just take that pill. You know who made that shit? Merck, the same company behind a million other fibbed tests and results that ended up killing people in the name of money

pic related: JUST

you can't fake that. you literally have NO experience. today, kids who are 18 on average already had 3 or more relationships that lasted about a year or more.

you have no idea how socially stunted you are if you can't even look another person in the eyes and talk to them, and you think you could LIE to them about something like that? you're not fooling anyone

Kek, enjoy being a wageslave for the kids.

As I said, I don't have friends and I have pretty bad social anxiety and I have a hard time understanding how girls can be attracted to me. In my head it makes no sense that any girl would find me attractive, but apparently some do. My confidence is pretty much zero, which means that I don't pick up on any signs from girls.

I should socialize more, but always after a social event I just cringe over my behavior.

you don't need a resume for manual labor job. go to any construction site and ask if they need more people and if they don't talk to the boss and he can probably redirect you somewhere where they do. OR you could tell him why you need the job and he might feel sorry for you and squeeze you in.

how do you think fucking illegals get the jobs the moment they come in the US? do they think they walk around with their resumes?

Sounds like you reacted to it badly

I have zero side effects and so do many others. Sorry it didnt work for you but your case is the minority

Since starting fin ive gotten 3 promotions at work, gained 20lbs of muscle and go to the gym every day with tons of energy

Everyones hormone balance is different

>pretty bad social anxiety
get a little drunk or use some shrooms or lsd. that shit will make you a different person entirely.

>hard time understanding how girls can be attracted to me
people like different things. when i was in HS a girl approached me and i also had no idea why but she liked me so i didn't care

>My confidence is pretty much zero, which means that I don't pick up on any signs from girls.
you don't pick up signs because you don't even go out and interact with them. you don't even know what the signs are

relating hard core to this... them Arab genes feels good man

>get a little drunk or use some shrooms or lsd. that shit will make you a different person entirely.

How is LSD vs MDMA? What I hate about MDMA is that it makes my shitty social skills even more apparent. Sure my anxiety goes away, but my inner autist gets let out. I have no filter on that shit.

>today, kids who are 18 on average already had 3 or more relationships that lasted about a year or more.

You are completely delusional.

Ok sorry then. I would consider some sort of heroin overdose or a helium bag

What did you do during your 4 years landscaping? What was your position? What were your responsibilities? Start date and stop date?

What kind of phlebotomy certification do you have? Nobody will ever accept "trained" over some sort of CLT or ASCP certification.

Did you graduate from high school or your other thing? What was your GPA?

Can you format it so that it looks like you spent more than 20 minutes making it? You're trying to sell yourself, not turn in a middle school assignment.

Pic related: 20 hours of searching Google for "resume format"

meh, a lot of those stories you read from people who have side effects are from after they quit, or after taking it for much longer (10+ years)

I wouldn't say you're out of the woods yet, but hey if it works it works

I didn't put those things in because start and stop dates as well as certs were asked upon applying. But thanks.


Is it a bad idea to apply for the same position, have I probably been blacklisted?

>Arab genes
>feels good man
I have a full head of hair, but id rather be balding white guy than a shitskin one with hair

i don't know how your body will react. alcohol seems the safest bet then. just don't get drunk. get a little buzzed to ease the nerves. maybe smoke some pot.

just go out and enjoy yourself

They probably have 75+ applications. They probably wouldn't notice if you applied twice. Especially if there's a night and day difference between the resume.

It just looks so unbelievably bad. Especially the lack of detail about the experience.

>Since starting fin ive gotten 3 promotions at work, gained 20lbs of muscle and go to the gym every day with tons of energy
this is the worst shill post ive ever seen.
>my dick is now 10 inches and ive been selected to be the first man on mars, thank you fin

Just fucking try it, stop making up worst case scenarios

>you're not fooling anyone
jokes on you I intend to become a sociopath

Would something like pic related work better? Would an employer look down on you for fluffing it out too much?

don't put things like this on a resume

the only things you put are keywords. people do not look at your resume.

Oh..

>tfw arab with balding genes
I'm truly living in the worst timeline.

>keywords
What

dude go look up how to write a resume and how resumes work, don't ask Veeky Forums

years old
>>Never had a gf
>>Hair has gone fine on top but still thick round the sides.
>>Once touched a vagine.
>>Never had a match on tinder.
>>turning r9k

im still 25 and delusional, but how do you cope at this point in life?

>takes bitch drugs because he's so insecure
>calls others beta

booze, drugs and hookers

every time i see a young couple i want to blow my brains out for missing out on it

If you lose your hair, you will look like a beta unless you have an amazing skull. If you want to look like a complete beta, then be my guest.

What I choose to do with my body is up to me. Me choosing to take steroids does not make me "insecure," it makes me an adult who is able to make my own choices and stand by them.

same but i'm this guy I only walked around in public with her like 3 times but it was the best i've felt in my life and I still can't believe I fucked it up even though we broke up 4 months ago.

>no MOM, you dont get it, I dye my hair pink and tattooed Chads name in my tits because I'm an adult and can do what I want!

>engaged or married women
fucking roasties

>how do i stop getting nervous around girls Veeky Forums?
Its weird because ive fucked 3 chubby girls this month but still hasnt gone away.

Alcohol

Act like daddy who knows his shit. You're the motherfucking daddy in the game.

OP here.

I make 86k a year, socialize just fine in work situations: people tend to find me personable, normal, etc.

I just can't connect with others in any intimate way, and the definition of "intimacy" slowly encroached on my life to the point where it's difficult for me to do more than small talk.

But, you'd probably think I'm normal if we met in passing. I'm not even ugly, if you can believe it.

Glad to hear that, man. Any tips?

lol, thanks brah.

>28 years ol
>19 year old gf
>can't get it up
>why do I attract fat chicks

I don't mean to make that sound all Patrick Bateman. I just can't relax around people in social situations and it's gotten worse over time.

What do you mean "make up for the lost time?"

I'm worried looking forwards, not backwards. I couldn't care less about "teenage love," college flings, or whatever it is others might get caught up in.

I just don't want to be alone forever.

>started doing opiates on and off since I was around 18 due to a lot of shit going on in my life
>now 25
>very recently kicked it
>initial withdrawals are gone but still feel like shit
>mad anxiety is the main problem amongst other things
>read it cant take months for brain chemistry to return to normal
>do some searches
>see that opiate use inhibits test production
>realise how many years of my life I've fucked up due to drugs
>cut jaw, high cheekbones, tall, big dick, small eyes, big brow, always stay ripped, good looking
>all the signs of high test
>fucked it all up by doing drugs

My test should return to normal after a while and I hope to god that it does because I know for a fact my test is fucked right now because I've somehow manage to fuck some really hot girls whilst I was on the drugs and had major trouble keeping it up, plus I never get morning wood and my self esteem is absolutely rock bottom.

I've had so many chances to get with so many gorgeous girls the past few years but never did (unless I was hammered) because I was a beta little bitch due to this shit fucking up my test levels and it makes me feel sick. Now I'm 25 and all my friends are getting married and having kids and I'm so fucking lonely.

I think I'm going to give it another year or so and if they don't return after that I'm either going to kill myself or start TRT because I can't live like this for much longer and I refuse to suffer. I'll go to my doctor and if he won't give me anything to help me then I'll just buy steroids. Simple as that

Hello me.

Also feels like I can't speak to anyone about this because every friend I've ever tried to speak to about depression or anxiety just doesn't believe in it because they've been in healthy relationships since they were teens and all my family seems to think I'm some kind of Casanova with women, especially my mum and the only person I feel I could have spoken to about it died when I was 18

experience

Like what?

Jesus christ