Fictional goal body thread

Chad Thundercock, obviously.

Plan to cosplay him by the end of next year when the con comes to town.

>fictional

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Unironically this. I got the frame, got the hair, got the face.

How to attain this?

>got the hair
you mean the lack of it, right, hoovy?

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Maybe...maybe.

always

i even have the same baldness pattern

Saitama!

>tfw even five year olds have a better body than me

A solid choice.

unironically this but more kazuya

Qt

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This or Dante from DMC3.

>tfw you'll never be Jerky Mode

>eat literally anything
>giant
>genetically engineered to be as close to perfection as possible
>probably a proportionate, and therefore pendulus, dong
>fight for the glory of the Emperor to Make Humanity Great Again
>get to purge
>every man, xeno, and female loin trembles when they see you

fucking dreams right here

But, I had to settle and enlist to be a regular Marine instead, it's basically the same

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Also steel man

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How long?

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>wanting to have no out of shield options
>wanting to not be able to approach for shit

>knowing ill never reach giant rat status
>why live

doable natty?

I want to be post-apocalyptic kung-fu Jesus

How do I into Deku mode?

>Ywn delay-kill your enemies and unironically go "Omae wa mou shindeiru" as they explode into pieces.

how to cope with knowing that you can never actually get as big as the hulk and smash walls ad all that?

Fuck how do you draw a neck so wrong

By being a slanted eyed gook, that's how

You haven't even seen the tip of the iceberg when it comes to weebshit artists.

>this is what marines actually believe

>playing meme games

damn,junpei looked like THAT !?
srs tho I didnt remember him looking this shit is this a shop ?
>tfw spent 36 hours on P3P only to not grind as much as I should have had and got locked in the first Persona Jesus and Techfag battle forever :___:

This kills the pirates

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BRUH

"The name's Spencer. Pootis Spencer."

What faggot.

this isnt even that much desu, except for the 10km run

thanks asshole I just got fired

I GOT PROMOTED

Nope, THIS is a shoop. Also it just got worse in P4AU.

wait....you want to be black?

Yeah pretty much this

For real ? I have a feeling that if I did the calisthenics in one day, I wouldn't be able to run a 10K in the same day, and vice versa.
Also reminder that Saitama was a skelly when he started, so it can't have been that easy.

Is Kenpachi the ultimate Athletemode?
>That wiry ottermodeframe packed with dense murdermeat

The girl who introduced me to Bleach had a massive fucking crush on him
All the girls talk about bishi shit like Toshiro or Byakuya but you could hear them fucking moisten when you dropped Kenpachi into it

God tier

look at this motherfucker

No bullshit Kenpachi was my first inspiration, I lost 30kg willing Zaraki mode.

My man

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Big Boss mode please
This has gotta be possible natty

For fictional shits and gigs, eh... Dio Brando?

>fake abs

>This is what peak performance looks like

trapmodebestmode

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t. guy who couldn't hack it

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Bara is the best physique. prove me wrong

The only one that's achievable natty ITT.

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>it's a someone posts alex before you episode

The toddler?

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