Ask the Sacred Deer

Should I just forget about her

Will I drop to 180 by October?

But what scared deer? Am I going to blow my knee out?

Will I be able to squat 3 pl8 and power clean 2pl8 by September?

Can I replace my quad accessory with front squats and my tri accessory with push ups?

What about the rest of my goalz? Can I do a mile and a half in >8 minutes, 8km in less than 32 minutes, and more than 55 push ups by the end of the year?

Will I end this year happy?

Will I hit 170 lbs before I leave for school in September?

Should I run today?

Haven't lifted all week, am really tired, and can't lift this weekend. Should I go today?

But what sacred deer? Will my academics suffer?

Will I find a cutie who will love me for who I am?

Should I run today?

I'm going to bulk past that and get too fat?

P-pls, deerie

Nice.

Will I see her before I move away?

Does she still like me even though I practically sperged out in front of the class?

S-so I can still try to snuggle her?

But I'm just leaving skellymode. Will she like it if I kiss out of nowhere?

Is a gram of protein per bound of lean body mass for bulking a meme?

will i meet her this semester

kek im so sorry for you

would it help anything if she texted me

Will I get a qt3.14 gf before the year is over?

will i get accepted into medicine this year

Please deer lord

Do I love her?

will i ever see her again?

Will I get back to my lmao2pl8 after my two months of not being able to lift?

Will I become Chad?

Will veganism eventually be proven to cause cancer?

will I be able to lose 10 pounds by august?

Pls tell me

Will I show how great I am before Christmas?

I fucking knew it. Thanks for confirming, deer.

rerolling

Will I show how great I am before Christmas?

Will /pol/ ever leave us alone?

u knoe

Reroll yet again

Will I show how great I am before Christmas?

wil i hit 180 lbs by decemer

>flirting with this nice girl from office for a while. Chats emails calls
>finally during business trip get her into hotel room
>get to bed, kissig, touching super hot but no fuck because 'I'm a girl and muh feelings'
>before dinner ask Deerbrah if I would finally slam her 9/10 ass
>get #2
>impossibruh.jpg I think, she mine
>she don't come down for dinner
>she lefts the office next day never saw her again

No benching in this world can get this perplex feeling of disturbance away, bros.....

pls deerboi

Will sola become my boipucci in the future?

will i ever bench 2 plates?

fuck.

will i fug the girl i was with today

Will I eat pussy tonight?

is that yes or no

Will I get a qt3.14 girlfriend this year?

>finally have a gf
Does she like me, Dear Deer?

Am I on the right path, deer?

will I reach 1234 this year

am i gonna make it?

You were full of shit the last time I rolled weren't you?

Can I turn my life around?

Thank you, sacred deer.

My PRs are garbage. Is it because I'm a manlet?

Will I actually work to get smarter?

will i hit the megamillions jackpot tomorrow?

Will my popliteus injury be healed enough for long runs by the time I get back from Hong Kong?

will I get the job tomorrow?

Will I ever (before death) be happy with my appearance?

> will I get the job tomorrow
> too fat
what did the sacred deer mean by this

Am I making it?

I'mma jerk my dick now, okay?

is nofap a meme?

Are we gonna make it?

Will I ever forget about her?

am i going to make it?

Will I hit 3pl8 diddly 2pl8 squat by sept?

pls deer....

Will he ever love me?

will I be a multi millionaire?

Will i ever be able to see my dick without a mirror?

will i hit 315 bench by a year?

Is she worth it?

Please answer me oh great Deer

Will my manlet son lose his virginity

should i wait?

will i live long enough to become immortal

will she come back?

am i gonna make it?

youre kidding right?

EVERY ANSWER IN THIS THREAD IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID NOT INCLUDING THIS ONE?

Should I stop lifting

will i bcome rich and famous?

emotionally validate me

but it does

ive been utterly btfoed. that you for making me see the way sacred deer