Hey user we ordered some za you don't mind eating carbs do you?

>hey user we ordered some za you don't mind eating carbs do you?
you are 4 weeks into your cut. how do you respond?

I don't see the problem, just water fast for the following 48 hours.

I grab a slice and start chatting up the ugly one to totally throw off the two cute ones

there's only 1 cute one

The spooky one on the left?

yes

I see you are a man of taste as well

Who fucking calls it za

Seeing as how women are manipulative cunts who often try to sabotage others to feel better for themselves, I just wouldn't eat or drink what they ordered for me and I wouldn't let them have it either so they won't make a habit of getting free food and drinks from me.

No. Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable. No cuties in this pic.

liberal women

chick on the right is a solid 9

toll softer or leaver your house once in awhile you neckbeard loser

>we ordered some za
What the fuck is this, polish food?
>Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable
Post face

pizza. I once had the same reaction but literally every girl at my uni calls it za and it is intolerable

>he doesn't go slay with his sistahs while eating za

ugh

these girls are so ugly jesus christ op

This
>chat up Ozzy Osbourne
>wait for the other two to aggressively flirt
>not bang any of them since all three are below average

Dude are you fucking jokin god famn i hate white women

Dont associate liberal with this fucking trash

What the fuck is za?

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I'm not from America. How are you supposed to pronounce it, zah or tsah?
And why even do it in the first place, it rolls of the tongue very poorly

>not flexing a 'cep while enjoying a big slice of za
Never gonna make it.

Just like pizza minus the first half of the word

>B-back that ass up

inshallah habibti... pizza is absolutely haram.
By the greatness of allah himself you indeed deserve the sword.


They're wearing forever 21 in a corny hotel.
I wouldn't be there.

mfw za

When you get offered some 'za just flex a 'cep

But again im not autistic like you

Too late, pal.

Most hot girls are totally autistic about eating in front of other people, especially a guy. I've known hot girls who won't even eat a salad in front of someone because they have such serious body issues (which is how they stay hot, ironically; girls who are totally comfortable with their bodies tend to look like shit, e.g. feminists).

So, no, even if you're Chad, you would never be invited by Stacy and her friends to eat pizza while on a cut.

>me on the left

london if you're post-op.

Thank them but decline because that sounds decadent.

The one in the left has potetential, all that eye shadow is spooky though.

the fuck is za? i want a chicken salad

enjoy your meal!

I'm in
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Bby hmu

I was going to say this looks actually good until I realized someone payed a premium price for this at a fucking restaurant and it wasn't something they made at 10pm after a workout

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"yea sure, no problem girls, but only if you promise you'll let me order the champagne and the berries from room service"

I think "za" is the preferred pronoun of the tranny on the left.

So no thanks.

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>you are 4 weeks into your cut. how do you respond?
by taking the trap on the left to the restroom and fuck her boypussy

I'd eat the carbs of the two on the right.

Please let god be real

The one on the left is a tranny right?

Rolling for spoopy brunette.

>8-9
Nah, no way is she a 9. I disagree with 8 but can at least understand different tastes but no way is she a 9.
Judging from pic her tits are sagging, so 6/10. If I'm wrong about the tits though I'd give her a 7.

cmon

fuck yes

Devilish

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I trust in jesus

nice maneuver

fuck me i would eat her eggs

have a bit, I'm not autistic

why does she have a slice in each hand?

Better to breed with the 6-7 since she has better jaw genetics for your sons

Just accept that Homestar Runner was a prophecy and not a joke. Doge, za, I am now awaiting English chaining articles like a the Cheat.

>eat the za
>quietly throw up in bathroom

>Ask the girls if they can go to the bathroom
>go to the bathroom
>Escape through the bathroom window
>Find a homeless guy and give him $10 and promise him I'll give him $50 if he shows up at the restaurant
>Climb back into the bathroom through the window
>Obsess over the clothes I ruined, try to fix it by washing it with water and soap, then drying it with the hand drier
>"Sorry I took so long, I was thinking real hard about what ZZA I want, haha"
>Wait for homeless guy to show
>Say I cant eat pizza if the guy has nothing to eat
>Flex every muscle I can while pulling out my wallet
>Flex my arm while giving $50 to the guy
>Show how I dont need this meal out of solidarity
>Say how I'm just a nice guy
>Chat with the left girl about my workout programme since I dont have the confidence to talk to the others.
>Ask her for her number
>Immediately justify it by saying, it would be nice if we could be friends
>never call

Rolling

also notice the spinach has been eaten slightly by bugs
top quality all organic bby

Rolling

rolling

>D-d-d-do you come with the pizza?

6-7 here i come

>two cute ones

I'm about to eat a 'go 'za, mad?

dual wield

roo

shoo shoo gains goblins

spinarooni

Rollan

Because she's a whore

I might know the middle one. She's an idiot if she's who think she is

I would chew it then spit it out just so I could get the taste. Then the ugly one would probably start eating my chewed waste

RELL

you criminal

Absolutely disgusting

I like arugula on pizza

Lmao ok

Rolling

I've always been a big ozzy fan.

pls

rollin

Rolling for Jawthorne High

Roll

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>Ozzy Osbourne
Top kek

Ozzy Kek

Stacy, I see you have some baby fat in your armpit. Are you sure don't want to change the order?

Rolling, for doubles to get outta dodge.

rolling

you virgins and chubby chasers aren't even trying to be subtle anymore.

I'd eat that

the one on the left looks like a tranny with a masculine penis, so no thanks. the other 2 are definitely wife material

rip thread

>pointy elbows

Rollerino