>hey user we ordered some za you don't mind eating carbs do you?
you are 4 weeks into your cut. how do you respond?
Hey user we ordered some za you don't mind eating carbs do you?
I don't see the problem, just water fast for the following 48 hours.
I grab a slice and start chatting up the ugly one to totally throw off the two cute ones
there's only 1 cute one
The spooky one on the left?
yes
I see you are a man of taste as well
Who fucking calls it za
Seeing as how women are manipulative cunts who often try to sabotage others to feel better for themselves, I just wouldn't eat or drink what they ordered for me and I wouldn't let them have it either so they won't make a habit of getting free food and drinks from me.
No. Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable. No cuties in this pic.
liberal women
chick on the right is a solid 9
toll softer or leaver your house once in awhile you neckbeard loser
>we ordered some za
What the fuck is this, polish food?
>Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable
Post face
pizza. I once had the same reaction but literally every girl at my uni calls it za and it is intolerable
>he doesn't go slay with his sistahs while eating za
ugh
these girls are so ugly jesus christ op
This
>chat up Ozzy Osbourne
>wait for the other two to aggressively flirt
>not bang any of them since all three are below average
Dude are you fucking jokin god famn i hate white women
Dont associate liberal with this fucking trash
What the fuck is za?
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I'm not from America. How are you supposed to pronounce it, zah or tsah?
And why even do it in the first place, it rolls of the tongue very poorly
>not flexing a 'cep while enjoying a big slice of za
Never gonna make it.
Just like pizza minus the first half of the word
>B-back that ass up
inshallah habibti... pizza is absolutely haram.
By the greatness of allah himself you indeed deserve the sword.
They're wearing forever 21 in a corny hotel.
I wouldn't be there.
mfw za
When you get offered some 'za just flex a 'cep
But again im not autistic like you
Too late, pal.
Most hot girls are totally autistic about eating in front of other people, especially a guy. I've known hot girls who won't even eat a salad in front of someone because they have such serious body issues (which is how they stay hot, ironically; girls who are totally comfortable with their bodies tend to look like shit, e.g. feminists).
So, no, even if you're Chad, you would never be invited by Stacy and her friends to eat pizza while on a cut.
>me on the left
london if you're post-op.
Thank them but decline because that sounds decadent.
The one in the left has potetential, all that eye shadow is spooky though.
the fuck is za? i want a chicken salad
enjoy your meal!
I'm in
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I was going to say this looks actually good until I realized someone payed a premium price for this at a fucking restaurant and it wasn't something they made at 10pm after a workout
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"yea sure, no problem girls, but only if you promise you'll let me order the champagne and the berries from room service"
I think "za" is the preferred pronoun of the tranny on the left.
So no thanks.
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>you are 4 weeks into your cut. how do you respond?
by taking the trap on the left to the restroom and fuck her boypussy
I'd eat the carbs of the two on the right.
Please let god be real
The one on the left is a tranny right?
Rolling for spoopy brunette.
>8-9
Nah, no way is she a 9. I disagree with 8 but can at least understand different tastes but no way is she a 9.
Judging from pic her tits are sagging, so 6/10. If I'm wrong about the tits though I'd give her a 7.
cmon
fuck yes
Devilish
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I trust in jesus
nice maneuver
fuck me i would eat her eggs
have a bit, I'm not autistic
why does she have a slice in each hand?
Better to breed with the 6-7 since she has better jaw genetics for your sons
Just accept that Homestar Runner was a prophecy and not a joke. Doge, za, I am now awaiting English chaining articles like a the Cheat.
>eat the za
>quietly throw up in bathroom
>Ask the girls if they can go to the bathroom
>go to the bathroom
>Escape through the bathroom window
>Find a homeless guy and give him $10 and promise him I'll give him $50 if he shows up at the restaurant
>Climb back into the bathroom through the window
>Obsess over the clothes I ruined, try to fix it by washing it with water and soap, then drying it with the hand drier
>"Sorry I took so long, I was thinking real hard about what ZZA I want, haha"
>Wait for homeless guy to show
>Say I cant eat pizza if the guy has nothing to eat
>Flex every muscle I can while pulling out my wallet
>Flex my arm while giving $50 to the guy
>Show how I dont need this meal out of solidarity
>Say how I'm just a nice guy
>Chat with the left girl about my workout programme since I dont have the confidence to talk to the others.
>Ask her for her number
>Immediately justify it by saying, it would be nice if we could be friends
>never call
Rolling
also notice the spinach has been eaten slightly by bugs
top quality all organic bby
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>D-d-d-do you come with the pizza?
6-7 here i come
>two cute ones
I'm about to eat a 'go 'za, mad?
dual wield
roo
shoo shoo gains goblins
spinarooni
Rollan
Because she's a whore
I might know the middle one. She's an idiot if she's who think she is
I would chew it then spit it out just so I could get the taste. Then the ugly one would probably start eating my chewed waste
RELL
you criminal
Absolutely disgusting
I like arugula on pizza
Lmao ok
Rolling
I've always been a big ozzy fan.
pls
rollin
Rolling for Jawthorne High
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>Ozzy Osbourne
Top kek
Ozzy Kek
Stacy, I see you have some baby fat in your armpit. Are you sure don't want to change the order?
Rolling, for doubles to get outta dodge.
rolling
you virgins and chubby chasers aren't even trying to be subtle anymore.
I'd eat that
the one on the left looks like a tranny with a masculine penis, so no thanks. the other 2 are definitely wife material
rip thread
>pointy elbows
Rollerino