To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Will c6w give me a decent peak at week 6? Looking to set a decent PR
Blake Bailey
Unless you're an advanced lifter, you have to reason to "peak"
If you're an intermediate lifter, you will be stronger after 6 weeks of candito, unless you're a gde.
Andrew Flores
but c6w is great for gdes
Easton Green
is blueshoes really roiding for THIS?
Jack Hill
"Sure"
Noah Roberts
...
Nathaniel Johnson
(••)
Jacob Anderson
I'm stressed all the damn time
Isaiah Perry
What a fuckup
Alexander Cruz
The fuck were you trying to do here nignog
Benjamin Ross
Have any of you successfully treated patella tendonitis? I'm dealing with it now and from what I've gathered high frequency bodyweight box squats would get enough bloodflow in there to help speed up the healing process. Have I been memed Veeky Forums?
Isaac Smith
>As I looked out, my thoughts returned to you, >A noise in the city made the children run, >And hide themselves away >And thunder boomed and lightning filled the sky.
What accessories should i put on madcow 5x5. I am thinking of using some kettlebell stuff.
Luis Rodriguez
Not sure if you've been memed. What cured it for me was stopping squatting for a little less than two weeks. It was hard to do but the pain was bad enough that I had to do it. Now the pain only pops up when I near my squat MRV
Caleb Myers
I find fish repulsive as animals. I get that carp are more 'aesthetic' fish, but they disgust me all the more.
Brayden Thompson
You should do Texas Method instead.
Kettlebells are exclusively the realm of retards.
Noah Brown
Made me extremely angery. Good post.
Caleb Wright
I ran texas method for 7 months. The gains stopped around the 5 month mark. Why is it better than maddcow?
Jaxon Wilson
...
Luke Martin
>that whole pasta Lost
Isaac Rivera
>Kettlebells are exclusively the realm of retards. What an immensely plebeian opinion
Leo Peterson
I APPROVE OF THIS PASTA
Liam Lopez
4am and watching Rick and Morty :)
Michael Miller
>coach sends me 2 different programs
Owen Barnes
He wants you to do both at the same time you brainlet
Jack Baker
Is this the same coach who put you on a program that made you worse at oly lifting?
Ian Lee
it's a shit test pick the program you like best if it's the correct one, you get to stay pick the wrong one and coach tells you to fuck off with your baby lifts
Benjamin Williams
I squatted 185 before
I probably squat 200kg now(havent tested yet)
there is a method to this
also since we dont think I can qualify for U-25 championships next year we decided to use this time to get me a weightclass higher so I'm only doing classical lifts on saturdays now
Im probably going to get even worse
lmao
unless the 9kg I'm going to gain offsets that but thats speculative
I couldnt even imagine
look how much I would have to do if that wasnt a meme lmao
Snatch High Pull + Snatch + OHS: 65% x 2 + 2 + 2 x 3
Clean Pull: 90% x 5 x 3
Back Squat: 70% x 8 x 3
RDL: 8 x 3
Jerk Steps: 8 each x 3
Joshua Long
>be american >be clueless about training weightlifters checks out
Dominic Long
I think you're just being a little bitch. If you did both maybe you'd grow enough balls to get under the bar for snatches and jerks.
Jayden Wright
Combining programs like that is very common. We use Takano programs + Russian squat programs.
I'm pretty sure you're actually supposed to do both.
Robert Jones
is that so bobby
am I also supposed to do
Saturday 8/5/17
Three Position Snatch (Power, Mid-Knee, Floor): 70% x 1 x 5
Three Position Clean (Power, Mid-Knee, Floor): 70% x 1 x 5
Behind the Neck Jerk + Jerk: 70% x 1 x 5
AND
Snatch: 65% x 3 x 3; 70% x 2 x 6
Clean and Jerk: 65% x 3 x 3; 70% x 2 x 6
5 Rounds… 1 minute plank 1 minute rest
this would be the implication of doing both programs
David Hall
Seems fine to me, you want me to get you some vagisil?
Benjamin Lewis
yeah I dont think I am, the rest days dont line up with one another
Im not sure if everyone in the team just gets emailed the "team programming" whether they are on it or not, I guess so based upon that
Colton Bailey
Typically, I only respond calling out terrible bait, but this could actually fool some browsing summer redditers. Nice b8 m8.
Xavier Jenkins
ow mine heart
Jack Ramirez
he should delete those gymcel photos, maybe keep the one sitting on the bench in the singlet but any photo featuring gymceling (i.e. weights) is an isntant pussy drier
Adrian Torres
>All those old pre bulk photos
Mason Sanchez
also forgot to mention that smiling is generally a no-no, very low T beta behavior
Andrew Martin
Go with what works m8
Benjamin Thomas
>All those twitter qts expecting a lean rower only to get the mass monster
More volume on the volume day, lighter on the light day, and more intensity on the intensity day make like on TM make for better periodization.
Did you add accessory lifts to TM at any point? After a while, it's useful to add pulling, and especially pressing related accessories to TM.
Blake Peterson
That one, the Australia singlet one and the group photo are good ones.
The Australia singlet works because it's cool to have been on the national team for something, though it should be the one without the actual lifting so people don't realize it's a retarded American pseudo-sport and not something actually cool like shotput
Levi Lewis
Calm down Tyler
Kevin Powell
"No."
Joshua Sanchez
fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE what are you going to say to becky when you'e meet her?
Caleb Hernandez
Yeah, i added spoto press, chinups, dips and lateral raises as well as high rep curls and tate presses.
Colton Wilson
I always forget hos name is not actually isley.
sloots like peak performance
miss trappy
Elijah Fisher
can i follow you on twitter?
Caleb Phillips
Having trouble fixing my squat form, hip mobility is good, hamstring mobility is lacking, and I also have proportionally long as fuck femurs which I'm having trouble working around. I'm getting a slightly worse angle than this guy, maybe like 1.5x the flexion: youtube.com/watch?v=L-0Du1PUc3A
My main problem is that my back isn't extremely straight at the bottom of the lift, the bar is slightly in front of mid foot at the bottom, and for the first half of the ascent (almost until lockout with >90% weight) I stay leaning forward exactly as much as I am at the bottom of the movement, so the bar moves forward more the more I go up. I have the same back angle with 60% 1rm that I do with 90% 1rm and it gets slightly worse as I get closer to 100% leading up to some pretty disgusting hips shooting up 1rm form. I suspect my back isn't tight because I can't really control or feel my buttwink and I have no idea what it means to sit back, if I try to exaggerate hip flexion compared to starting the lift by bending my knees, I bend over even more on the way down, so I suspect I'm already doing that part right, especially since my knees barely track over my toes. I also just bought a belt, but all it does is increase how much weight I can good morning without doing anything for my lower back and hip extension. The problem is definitely a bit worse when squatting highbar.
TL;DR: Lack of hip extension during bottom of squat, hips shooting up at higher weight, mild buttwink that I can't feel, not a big problem unless I go well below parallel.
Logan Peterson
>watching a guy teach his friends how to squat >set up low bar no problem >guy squats with pretty good form >"no no no you need to stand up right. You're leaning way too far toward. That's how you fuck your back." >I baka and walk away
Fucking 2 plate squatting normies
Brody Jones
I can't squat or deadlift for a little while, what can I do meanwhile?
Aaron Gray
Okay, c6w seems too good. What is the catch? Also, how to reach my old numbers as fast as possible after 3 months off? Is this a good idea? powerliftingtowin.com/powerlifting-novice-program/ It's basically SS but more PL specific
Please respond
Wyatt Thomas
Bench
Matthew Allen
Well, I was planning to, but should I just use machines for legs to get some work on them at least?
Jonathan Hill
Depends, why can't you squat and deadlift? If it's a hip or ankle issue, you can do leg press, extension and curl. If it's a knee issue, you can only do toes to bar and back extensions.
Jacob Adams
Lower back, my hips are crooked or something so I hurt myself a bit.
Christian Ramirez
>Okay, c6w seems too good. What is the catch? I wonder what will break first your spirit or your body. That's the only catch.
Carson Phillips
Can you front squat and trap deadlift?
Daniel Barnes
Aren't the %s lower than TM? Did I misread them? What about the second half of my post? Pls respond
Ryder Parker
I can front squat without pain, but I can't front squat, I guess I'll have to learn. Thanks, didn't think about that one. No trap-bar, but I can do those back-extensions things or w/e they're called. Will do that today then.
Nathan Morgan
I've got my first comp coming up
How should I choose my openers?
Gavin Perez
got some pain in what i assume is right side lower lats when rotating my body
what could this mean? did some cleans and rack pulls today
Colton Gray
WR +10kg
Brayden Torres
p-pls help
Brandon Torres
t-t-thanks
Kevin Jackson
Google powerlifting attempt finder. Your opener should be 90% your attempted 1rm, about a hard 3rm in terms of intensity.
Jack Long
The principle is sound, you're supposed to strengthen the tendon again. The most important thing is listening to body feedback during/after training and finding out what works for you. A little pain is ok, but not much, and it should not persist. If you can increase the intensity/volume you can handle painlessly it's working. Read the strongerbyscience article, particularily the part about speed, it was helpful to me.
If you cured yours with two weeks of inactivity you barely even had it. That shit doesn't work when it's bad. I know because I tried.
Alexander Thompson
you havent been memes thats literally how you cure tendonitis
tendonitis is basicly inflammation anyway, and inflammation is stored water basicly
Hudson Watson
Bump
Dominic Ramirez
the catch is; its shit for bench. also you have to try hard
any linear progression program will work
Anthony Powell
I really like how the volume and intensity swings from cardio tier to meet tier, peaking weekly on other LPs is ass. That's why I want to try it. I've read that bench criticism a lot on testimonials here and there. Wwyd? Change OHP to bench variation and do OHP as a 3rd pressing exercise instead of 2nd?
Easton Hill
8 reps is cardio now??
Wyatt King
It does gas me. Fuck I'm fat Anyway you know what I mean, it doesn't force you to 5rm every week like TM
Nolan Roberts
would you guys propose doing deadlifts in this manner like our boy Mike Israel to get some hypertrophy in youtube.com/watch?v=UKxqGIlJ5kE
Landon Price
>it doesn't force you to 5rm every week like TM check c6w again buddy it forces you do to myoreps which is basicly worse lmaoo
Luis Gray
>wwyd run c6w lower and 28free for bench
and my second point was about regaining old strength. I wasnt saying you should do a lp instead of candito. idk if that was confusing sry
Colton Miller
Nah I get gassed but it's getting better, plus I don't feel like my spine will snap Maybe it's just me but fatigue accumulation in TM kills me >run c6w lower and 28free for bench How would that work? Can you post a couple sample weeks? Sorry, I'm shit at programming and wasted lots of months dicking around with (((custom routines))). Now I want to avoid that and just do a premade routine to finally get 4/3/5 like the other big boys >and my second point was about regaining old strength Oh cool. Yeah, the wording was confusing. Just wanted to know /plg/'s opinion. On paper it looks better than SS but I haven't seen any discussion on it ever, so I wondered why
Chase Butler
whats his height lamo
Asher Cook
i just cant help but staring at all of his gut blobbing out above his belt. it's like hypnotic
Ryder Morgan
5'6 240lbs in that vid loool
Zachary Johnson
>How would that work? literally just do c6w, but remove anything related to bench/ohp etc. run that alongside greg nuckols 28free bench
>On paper it looks better than SS if youre running it to regain strength theres no need to worry about whats optimal. you could do anything really. its just for a few weeks
Wyatt Reyes
Making a spreadsheet ATM. I am adding 3x week intermediate bench (high, because who doesn't love bench) Questions: 1) what do I do for bench on week 5? 2) do I keep the rows and pullups where Candytoe has them? 3) Nuckols seems to hate OHP. Where do I add it in? There's only space if I sub it in in day 3 in place of tricep extensions. Do I put it in there? Please respond
James Torres
>Nuckols seems to hate OHP. Where do I add it in right after bench, do them light weight high reps, skip tricep ext
Julian Flores
man I decided to do some calf raises again because several cycles of c6w got my legs so huge and my calfs look like sticks
I did them on my stairs and doing them on one leg with stretchnig it as deep as possible really activated them for the first time goddamn I missed out all these years it was this simple I guess
Hunter Hernandez
>right after bench so is one supposed to deadlift after >squat >bench >ohp ?
Anthony Walker
you took it too literally, deadflift after bench then do your ohp
Henry Hill
That time I tried it that way, I couldn't literally do more than 9 OHP reps across 2 sets. Bench session completely knocked me out.
Logan Green
This is not me . Am I supposed to do them fullbody? I thought you implied to keep the lower and upper days as candito has them
James Wilson
>I thought you implied to keep the lower and upper days as candito has them i did
Logan Butler
Have you considered that's because your shoulders have been sufficiently stressed?
Adrian Morales
correct - thats why im having difficulties programming the OHP while benching 3x week
Wyatt Adams
So if your shoulders are sufficiently stressed why do you need to do OHP?
Alternatively, if OHP is a goal of yours, why do you need to bench so much that your OHP suffers?
Austin Walker
>So if your shoulders are sufficiently stressed why do you need to do OHP? i guess the only possible reason for this is for not letting de-train the press. not a priority tho. thats why i dont usually press when benching 3x
John Evans
I just took three weeks to blast out a million reps with 135 then started back adding a little weight and keeping the reps high. Doing more hamstring/PC work now too.