This is your tinder match today after working out, what do you say to her

hehe

haha n1!

Did they call you faggot because of all the sticks that have been inside you, roastie?

I just assume she has a penis like me and we hang out and live the trap lifestyle together.

Haha, good one user. Upboated fren

>Haha

Fuck off I need to make the anabolic window

Way too much

>was a faggot in high school
>is now a cute girl
"How did the President's ban on transgenders in the military affect you?"

I'm sorry you were bullied in high school. I was as well, so I already feel like we're kindred spirits. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

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where are your eyebrows

Hey faggot, show me your asshole.

Howdy stranger! Your profile pic is cute. You look like a neko girl from an anime! Lol! Nyaa! XD You're profile is like totally random and hilarious! XD Just like me! We should hang out!

hi nice to meet you. I am shy so you are the first girl I have talked to on here. In high school they called me Austismo because I have autism and liked to sit in the back corner of the class as close to the wall as possible. Anyways nice meeting you!

"Sup bitch"

p-pick that up

Tehe

How mad do you want to make your father?

Are you grill

haha

haha nice one

"7 inches erect, how about you?"

lol x

Do et!

Damn you, I kekd

>tfw you match with an attractive girl and she's the same height as you.

>tfw 5'9 she's 5'9

How do I tackle this broad?

Are you an archeologist?

Like a normal humanbeing.

I'm on antipsychotics/bipolar meds. You don't realize how hard that is for me

How do I get out of this rut?

What? Trying to fuck single moms? Develop some self worth I guess

you look like a cosplayer girl i knew.
she sucked dicks in bar bathrooms for photoshoots.

I have no limits son this isn't calculus

haha that was my friend writing. do you still wanna go ? ill still pay for everything haha

I'm willing to fuck you for the future of our children ?
> ask her number and where she is
> say i know a place around there
> wanna grab a beer ?

Haha well posted my man!!

The fuck is a schnoodle?

Schnauzer poodle mix

Thats emmahdorable she has nudes. Just google it. Thank me later

Just google "dog" and send my man

When she says that aint no schnoodle you just answer something funny and fuck her rite in the loose pussy she has

t. tinder pro

feminine penis?

schnoodles are based

pic related

uh i think OP may be her
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Emmahdorable

we goin to fuk or what
dont waste my time hoe

send her a picture of Dog The Bounty Hunter

Haha xD

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sup faggot

Labradoodles are better