Bodybuilding is for pussies

this thread again

because it's not a challenge to lift and get big

it's a challenge to win fights.

mma encompasses much more than just brute strength and size.

this is why it is superior fitness

Lmao 5'9

are you an mma fighter op?

...

>single player fitness
>forever

I can only hope

>he needs a tattoo of his own name

The fuck is this, Memento?

also dude ur probably a pussy in real life lmao

you could probably kick my ass and or kill me if we were in a fight but ur still a pu$$y bro

how can he kick your ass if he cant reach?
when will they learn

yes i train mma and it is much more challenging than waking up putting on makeup eating a protein shake and doing 3x5 reps of deadlifts overhead presses benches and squats on different days

WOW SO HARD

try lasting 5 rounds against a brawler in a ring you weak little juiceturkey bitch

Probably just marketing. Once he retires, I wouldn't be surprised if he paid top dollar to get them removed.

Oh so it's powerlifting you don't like?

how about you try to stop compensating for your low test and take a chill suppository

>reddit spacing
You have to go back

>juiceturkey
okay grandpa, whatever you need to do to make yourself feel like 'more of a badass'. I have a manlet friend and grew up with a manlet father, and they were always trying to do crazy shit to make themselves seem masculine

>i can snap you in half with a single side kick.
You have ever actually competed have you?

Okay... I laughed at the Memento reference.
> Remember Sammy Jankis

>5'9
>lmao@urlife
What's it like waiting for associate to grab things for you at the supermarket? Are you just mad because you'll never make it the UFC?

i compete in local leagues and i am a warrior

all you losers can go on and on about 'compensating'

but life is war

every interaction with someone is a battle

if you are a warrior in the cage, you will train the traits you need to be a warrior outside of it also

this is why you will never get women

you look huge at 5'9" 190lb but you are not the aggressive alpha male that women want

you are a cuck, face it

5'9" is not even manlet status
it's average height in most of the world

try being 5'6" that is tough
i can rest my balls on those guy's foreheads

ez

>local leagues
>am warrior
Wanna know how i know you're autistic?

According to this logic changing our entire lifestyle to make it like what women want would make us not cucks. Lel

If you're under 6 foot you're a manlet, period. Wanna know for sure? Just ask a woman

they don't care about height you stupid faggot

i can kick your ass and slap your girl on the ass

what u gonna do about it? make fun of my height? LOL

you are autistic yourself and you think that it takes one to know one?

you don't have to change it. you can just be a cuck no problem buddy

all i'm saying is bodybuilding is gay
it's not a challenging fitness

u can deadlift 4 plates nice buddy i can knock you out with a jab lol

OP. You are full of shit. I know a body builder, 5'10 190, and he is heavily involved in martial arts. He is not slow, and performs great..

>what u gonna do about it? make fun of my height? LOL
I'll probably ask where your parents are

This is unironically the best thread on Veeky Forums right now

ha ha ha
yeah i know a guy like that too man
Dave Unicorn

>5'11", 195
>Implying I couldn't also snap your manlet frame in half with a side kick
>Implying I don't do cardio and can't last five rounds
>This thread
>Implying
Great bait, got me to reply

>reddit spacing

It's so retards like you don't get intimidated by a block of text and skim over any points.

you can't do shit you fat juicehead turkey

i am too fast for you
one shot to the dome from my right and you will be doing the chicken dance like the little roided chicken breast that you are

don't fuck with me

I'll bend your little manlet ass over in your dojo, I'll put the 9" in 5'9"

>dojo
bahahahah retard thinks anyone except weeb fags like him go to 'dojos'

you mean you'll try to put the 5" in the 5'9" and then i will take you down and put your 5" right in your big fucking mouth you little bitch

okay i think it is time

this board is really shit but i have the expertise and knowledge in alpha and mma to make it good and set you all on the right track

this is /fitness/ not /fagbodybuilding/ after all

anyway look forward to my threads i will be posting here a lot more often from now on to dispense greatness all over your nerdy fat little faces

Literally why do you care lol

Enjoy going to prison randomly assaulting people?

ha ha no bitch boy i just want to be confident around other men when i was starting out i was afraid of guys bigger than me but see the fact is that it is not the size of the man it is the size of how he is on the inside that matters the most

if yuou do mma you will not be scared of dudes bigger than you and you will be respected and admired and also maybe even known as the crazy guy you dont wanna be fucked with or you can eat their ears

Veeky Forums BTFO

You're still an insecure bitchboi who gets no pussy, enjoy your CTE and cauliflower ears you subhuman manlet

Why do MMA faggots call everybody heavier than 120lbs a "road monkey" or "juice head"? Every one I ever met calls anybody who looks like they lift a steroid user. Only anorexics and marathon runners don't juice lel.

>it is not the size of the man it is the size of how he is on the inside that matters the most
Thanks to bodybuilding all of my internal organs are enlarged from massive amounts of steroids and other compounds.

idiot my ex girlfriend is a model

i fucked an escort for free last weekend

what are you working out for?

are you seriously deluding yourself into thinking that you are doing this because you liek it?

hahahah

Why do martial arts have weight classes? Because a guy your size with a lot of skill and technique has 0 chance of defeating a much bigger guy who has no skill at all.
Size and strength is literally far more important in fighting than technique, and that is why you tiny manlets are only put to fight against other tiny manlets.
Btw, being big and muscular doesn't make a person slow. You can be big and fast as fuck.

>falling hard for this bait
wow Veeky Forums is really full of meatheads

>because it's not a challenge to lift and get big
It requires far more work and harder workouts than training to become a good fighter.
You literally don't have what it takes to become big and strong, so you come here to cry about it and pretend like you're fine with being a tiny beta male.

Kek jokes on you faggot I haven't read any posts.

You need TRT, you clearly suffer from testosterone deficiency since you act like a woman. Or maybe you're just overcompensating for being a manlet so you try to act tough and pretend to be a man.

My sister is legitimately a larger person than you... 6'1 169lbs 22% bf.
>Mfw my cardio bunny sister could whoop your ass

>implying the average fighter is not this retarded in reality
They are. Vast majority are manlets with Napoleon syndrome who think they are tough and could beat big guys. Of course, in reality any big lifter could easily crush them in a fight, and that's why these little fellas like OP are allowed to compete only against other little guys.

>ex girlfriend
Yeah, she left for an adult above WNBA height
>fucked an escort, for free
Went to a homeless shelter, got a bowl of soup, for FREE

>nobody in this thread realizing that fighters lift like motherfuckers because being stronger than the other guy is a huge advantage

>Manlet_coping_strategies.txt

say this to my face in the ring bitch

no shit i lift but i don't look like a turkey that cannot even move

I didn't even directly meant lifters. I was talking about Veeky Forums as a whole falling for obvious bait like this. You're just reinforcing it.

LOL okay bring the fat bitch here if she loses by knockout i get to fuck her right in the ring

deal?

OP seriously underestimates how many Veeky Forumsizens walk around with pipe bombs.

ya because you lot are a bunch of fucking autists for real

look at this fucking thread man i am trying to help these retards REALIZE that weightlifting will not save them from being little pussies on the inside and they attack me

>6'1 169lbs 22% bf
Squats 275 for 5, deadlifts 330 for 5 and benches 170 for 5... Post your lifts faggot. Also, it's true that fighting skill matters, especially when weight classes are close, but your BMI is borderline underweight... Your skill (which is probably not even that good) would probably only let you punch 15lbs above... Somebody with 40/50/60lbs on you with even average conditioning would genuinely hurt you very badly. That's not even me shitting you.

You literally have zero chance of defeating some big "turkey" bodybuilder because they have so much mass that you can not hurt them. You are so retarded lmao. You can only beat other manlets.

white trash detected

So good of an answer he didn't even bother replying.

It's cute that a little fella like you has confidence, even if it's based on delusions. But don't go around starting fights, because any untrained guy just 20 cm taller than you can easily kick your midget ass. Especially powerlifters, oly lifters and bodybuilders, you would end up in the hospital little guy.

I can lift heavy things and put them down again.

This is bait

MMA is for fags

> I train mma

B8

OP's replies are mostly quotes from mcgregor, he's just role-playing as him to incite hatred against the martial arts

Someone is jealous of guys with muscles

There are limits to what good technique can give you, and you know it.
Stay at 155 if that's your weight cat, but you know that nothing will stop a manlet with 35 lbs on you and a fraction of your training in any fucking ma from destroying you.
Now consider that there are men that weight north of 200lbs while in athletic condition, for them basic technique will be enough, you'll go down.

You already knew all this, but yet felt the need to post this thread.
Pls be careful out there, a lot of people are fat blobs and don't even show up on the radar, but don't get yourself hurt going against someone outside your weight cat. There's no skill in that, they're just bigger and deadlier than you!
>mfw thinking about you getting hurt

I thought he's 155?

Thoughts on Muay Thai?

t. someone who took their first MMA class

>getting into fights as an adult
Pathetic tbqh

bost bhysiq xd

You should watch Igor vs Paul. Not only should Paul weigh much more than Igor but Paul is a lot taller and still ate nearly every punch Igor threw

>bodybuilding natty
>worth it

Your best bet is to powerlift and do hiit

Bro just get out , fighting is useless unless you're on a professional level , otherwise enjoy your time in jail .tell me are you even getting paid to do your shitty amateur fighting events you broke ass bum..

Neither will fighting, it takes more to learn to be confident in yourself you idiot. This is proof that you're the one who is getting cucked on

>Powerlifting
>Natty
>Not knowing that regular powerlifting as a natural is a one way express trip to snap city.

Fucking retards on this motherfucking board I swear to motherfucking god.

The powerlifting term is widely used as opposed to what it actually was before the internet reduced everything to a meme.

The people you're worried about donthe "big three" but don't lift anywhere near enough to be injured... unless their body mechanics are completely wrong. In which case weight is irrelevant. Much like your comments.

Dude, shut the fuck up.
Naturals who powerlift, espescially with the kind of dogmatic singleminded fucktardation that was preached to them fresh in their heads, will get fucked up.
They'll hit the wall in not even 2 fucking years then spend most of their time trying to put more and more weight on the bar for that new pr and screaming how they aren't a pussy.
They'll eventually snap their shit up, or simply quit once they realize everyone thinks they're annoying fat faggots and they look like shit.

This isn't up for discussion.

General weight lifting used to be something cool dudes did to get fit and look better. Now it's all geared up manwhores selling bullshit programs and their ass on the DL and loser neverwere powerlifters selling shit programs to retarded kids with the ever looming specter of gear shillers of all kinds whispering at them from dark corners about making easy instant gains and becoming juicy and swole and whatever quasi gay vernacular they're using nowadays.

>I'm not larping

>reddit spacing
>reddit invented spacing
jump into an active volcano you tryhard newfag

What is this sites obsession of reddit about?

I lift lots of weights lul

You should challenge a gun to your face and see how that training does

>but guns are for pussies, I wanna wrestle

Bodybuilding is the easy part of Martial Arts

>op lost a girl to a juicy think body builder and is now up set
>comes to Veeky Forums to blow off some steam
>mean while juicy think body builder is slaying his girl

This about sum it up OP?!

sorry sir, didn't mean to get in the way of your Alpha Male Physique

>shoots you

kek

>walk into any metroflex or equivalent old school bodybuilding gym
>spout this bullshit
>get shit pushed all the way in faster than you can say "roid rage"

Each one of those guys would get their shit kicked in by any athletic person 30 lbs lighter than theme.

Not pretending like some idiot like Mcgregor can beat a 240 lb man but these guys are clearly outside their best fighting weight.