Ladies, this girl slaps your boyfriend playful on the ass and smiles at him. What do you do?
Ladies, this girl slaps your boyfriend playful on the ass and smiles at him. What do you do?
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I suck her dick.
>tfw no gf
I would let her join my boyfriends harem :3
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Tell her I'm willing to share. Take her back to the hotel room and get her nice and drunk. Then restrain and gag her in doggy style position. Bring my boyfriend in the room with a blindfold on and tell him I'm going to get on the bed in doggy style position and I want to do anal tonight. Tell him "oops babe I forgot to buy lube, but maybe you could spit on it? That should be enough."
Then take a seat in the corner with a bag of popcorn.
She looks like a womanlet. I can take her on
t.6' tall female with 6'2'' bf
lol
why would anyone cuck themselves like this?
I thought only guys were into cuckholding
Cry.
>Anal rape
>cuckolding
Whatever you say
It's called cuckqueaning. The other girl is called the cuckcake. Gosh.
Girls are more bisexual. They're probably way more into being cuckolded than guys.
>cuckcake
kek
>cuckholding
My favorite wrestling move
>tfw can no longer tell if I'm being fucked with
you forgot the part where you mail the tape to the police and have him arrested because of that one time he said your sister was pretty
Cuckquean is an actual term and was used by Shakespeare along with cuckhold 400 years ago. Not sure about cuckcake but some actual cucks might use that term. Regardless, there are a lot of girls who are into cuckqueaning, just like some guys are into being cuckholds or bulls.
get mildly turned on, vaguely want a threesome and pray my gf wont leave me for her
rape her
>BACK
>THE FUCK
>OFF???
Is she naked or something, can't see a shirt or bra or tank, etc
Today is the day fit learned about cuckqueaning...and likes it
I kick her ass. Not lightly, but completely fuck her up. Broken bones and all. Cuz I'm a true Veeky Forums femanon and this bitch is a cardio bunny.
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Elbow to the face, gouge out eyes, rip artery out of her neck with my teeth.
>I tell OP to take this shit to /soc/ or /b/
Take this shit to /soc/ or /b/
whomst art thou quoting?
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She looks like she needs it in the bunghole - hard, fast and without lube
>When you get that question
youtube.com
fuck off
>Veeky Forums
>ladies
I sit down on his face, to protect him.
>be strong wimmin
>threaten fully grown man 20cm taller than you
>
>die
pls be my gf
>implying the person that responded is a chick
Say firmly "don't test me"
Damn straight.even our women are warrior alphas in /fit
Fuck her
Knock her the fuck out
Not sure which should come first
my racist pattern recognition is tingling again
lesbians are only hot if both are sexy
this would be like a hot chick trying to fuck a female horse, not even sure how it would happen and i wouldnt enjoy watching
How come 97% of the lesibans I see are nothing like those in porn? They don't even look close.
because porn doesnt reflect reality
2bh if your gf wouldn't fight another woman for the right to your offspring you should find another gf.
Help girls. This bitch is texting my bf so she can fuck her. What should do?
>Stacey coming through!! d:
Geez stupid keyboard
>so he can fuck her -_-
Not funny dude. He already cheated on me once before
I'd lick her asshole.
>He already cheated on me once before
Found your problem sweetie
protip: he's going to do it again.
I like you
It's hypnotizing, isn't it?
What I am supposed to do? I... kinda like his cum taste too. It's protein after all, right?
Go on tinder. Get 1000 matches, pick the one you like best and go from there.
Not that hard.
Name?
milkies
I'm not a slut dude. Not gonna give blowjobs to 1000 strangers to see if one tastes as good as my bf cum
why would you let your bf cuck you repeatedly? it's not your job to stop stacy, just go on tinder as said and get out of there as soon as you realize you have basically thousands of options at the reach of your hand
pretend to be angry and then maturbate to the memory at night
he is cucking you so you already tasting other broads cunts instead. might as well make it dicks if you are into that
It's not really cucking if he apologizes... more like a distraction
Since I doubt that is really you, are there any more pics and who is this?
I'm sorry but are women this fucking stupid? Like said, its not that hard for women to get gooda matches. I can tell you from experience from my scumbag friends who cheat on their gfs. HE WILL DO IT AGAIN (if he hasn't already). And he won't be sorry about it.
wait for him to call her out, dump him if he doesn't.
He told me he loves me more than anything in his life and took me out for dinner :/
>tfw there are beta males on Veeky Forums right now with straight girlfriends
Only alphas date bisexual women who bring other women home for threesomes. Sorry fags, if your girlfriend is straight you'll never make it.
I wouldnt mind having a threesome if he asked instead of doing it at my back...
of fugg :DDD
i hope you are trolling, but you sound pathetic enough to be telling the truth through "jokes"
in that case you are the lowest of the low, just give free card to your bf to fuck around and stop worrying about it, if you are lucky he will stay for a few years before upgrading
Pls stop shitposting, your boyfriend cheated on you. Even if you're okay with it as a concept or down for a threesome, he still went behind your back in the first place. He is dishonest. Quit being a dumbass and dump him.
>ITT: jelly betas who can't get a threesome like Chad
What if i get pregnant "accidentally"?
Well he only cheated on me ONCE. With a girl that apparently fixed his car for free. It's not that easy to find a nice guy
was the dinner at the ole' donald's?
>What if i get pregnant "accidentally"?
come on, you are a pushover, you know that he'd have you in the abortion clinic in 5 minutes and then buy you taco bell
No, it was actually a quite cute place with nice ambient and he was very charming that night
I'd bust them cheeks fast.
Scream
>get your own man bitch
Then take my heels off, grab her by the hair, and start furiously slapping her with my other hand while swinging her around.
Then I snap a selfie of me standing over her broken bleeding body and post it to Instgram
>touch my man this is what happens
Then I suck my BF's dick in the car on the way home then I buy a shirt about something something femanism.
Wow now aren't you just a pathetic piece of trash. Please do us all a favor and never breed. Wouldn't want any children with that same weak mindset making the work a more degenerate place. I'm sorry but if you can't at least respect yourself, then you have no chance of anyone respecting and caring about you in return.
I respect myself. However I respect the idea that having sex with the same girl is kinda boring. That's why I don't blame him
Do you even know how does love feels like
Alright the shit posting stops here. Nice job playing the cucked woman, Michael.
how did your bf cuck you this much? any tips for the rest of us?
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I bet most girls would blame the boyfriend for not telling the aggressive girl to not touch him because he has a girlfriend.
I love you.
>she puts up with her bf texting single attractive girls
LOL.
>and
this is the kind of girlfriend i want.
Kill myself
>wear mask and black clothes to obscure identity
>have green hair
> Heyy, do you want to have a 3some with us? ;)
That's the kind of GF I want.
He doesnt sound like a nice guy. I'm friends with guys like him.
You are in luck because you dont choose your friends, but you choose your BF.
Just threaten him, go psycho. He will either break up or stop cheating (even if he does he will do everything in his power so that you dont find out and I guess thats ok too).
However it doesnt sound to me like you will grow old together.
Its wonderful that you are in love, but you'd get over him. Keep in mind this is not the advice I would give to a man.
Wait, were on Veeky Forums, why dont you just beat her up?
maybe dont listen to Veeky Forums for life advice
fuck her right in the pussy
>cum so good his bitch forgave him for cheating
This dude has to be the most blessed guy on Earth.
>get pregnant out of spite
Speaking as a father whose kid is napping on my chest as I type this, fuck you you evil cunt. No child deserves to be brought into the world to be used as a weapon in a relationship. I'm mad as hell reading this. Fuck you. I hope your dude gives you AIDS before he breaks up with your psycho ass.
>tfw no submissive cucked gf
Cuck
It's obviously a wig.
Gotta confuse the cameras, right babe?
>be green-haired villain at night
>be indistinguishably brown haired at day.
If a man sleeps with alot of women it doesn't matter which is why cuxking for women isn't that big of a deal. It's only really "bad" when its a guy doing it
He must be out of your league and you know it so you let him cuck you
Ah women