Give me your Veeky Forums cringe

>ywn have a brap-off with a gym bro

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It's not cringe if it's obviously fabricated

I'll have a brap off with you if you promise to bury your tongue in my asshole the entire time.

yes. yes i want that.

pic related

I had chain link slip through and pinch the fuck out of my thigh with 90 lbs on for weighted pull ups. Just completely crushed a tiny piece of skin. Didn't feel that nice

Wow... He has very little self awareness if he thinks that looks good on him.

bet it made you squirt jizz you degenerate
keep your whips and chains out of my gym

>completely crushed a tiny piece of skin
Oh no!!! It crushed your whole penis?? ;_;

Oh I have a really good one!

>be me, squatting and minding my own business
>my local gym gets new owner, pretty cool guy but believes some major broscience
>one time told me to squat with shoes on(I squat in socks, but now Converse) because it "activates your ankles"
>anyways, squatting and there's this typical instagrill
>tight pants pulled up, stomach showing and shit
>doing that normie exercise where they lay on their side and raise the leg up.
>gym owner comes over and explains it's wrong form
>lolwut.jpeg
>grabs her upper leg and shows her how to do it, looks kinda rapey desu
>you can see he's got a real tight grip on that shit
>now people are looking and shit
>trying not to laugh
>then he gives a demonstration on how to do it
>when is leg goes up he starts grunting and moaning awkwardly really loud
>my sides embark on a journey into the cosmos
>he's like, this is how yo- UGHHHHA do this UGHHHH
>DYELS are even acting like wtf us going on
>gets up, tells her if she needs help with anything let him know
>gives her high five
>mfw this whole thing occurred in under 2 of my squat sets
>mfw he was probably activating his ankles

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thanks for the laugh user.

>get to gym
>theres a nigger wearing a raincoat with the hood up on one of the bikes
>drop off bag in changing room, come back out to see him pumping his fist as he cycles
>roll eyes and head over to a rack
>few sets into my squats his buddy arrives and they both set up at a squat rack opposite me
>load up 40kg and take turns to execute terrible half squats
>this triggers me since im doing atg squats at 3.5 times that
>ree internally
>they leave the plate on the bar start doing some gay abs circuit
>then they get one of those little bridge looking step things
>assume since theyre clearly morons theyre going to hit calves
>they take the same weight they struggled to squat and jump up and down off this step
>im hoping theres an accident at this point
>unfortunately they survive
>still dont unrack plates
>later, look over to see them at a bench
>doing some sort of bench/abs combo where they raise their legs up to vertical as they press the bar
>nigger has kept his hood up this entire time
>despair

We have a cringey black guy like that too
>It's back and bicep day
>neighborhood friend walks in
>takes out his phone but no ear buds
>proceeds to play reggae as loud as his little speakers could
>wearing jeans and anime shirt, he is, not me
>starts to spin his legs like sonic the fucking hedgehog running back and forth
>revs up his arms like a V-22 Osprey
>reggae still playing, steel drum solo
>gets on lat pull down
>lays all the way down
>ad on spotify starts so I decide to recite the ad so he understands we can all hear his Jamaican heritage
>"O O O'Reilyyyyyyyyyyy auto parts!"
>gives me a look like I'm the weirdo
Tldr I'm now the gym racist

>so I decide to recite the ad so he understands we can all hear his Jamaican heritage
user the black guy isnt the only cringe here

I know I just really like ads

That's the longest non bicep I've ever seen.