This is what they think of us

This is what they think of us.
I am utterly disgusted.

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lmao even if alphas didn't exist betas sure do

>collegeHumor
>40 year old fat fart lecturing me about bullshit
They used to be funny

>us
lol

Adam is such a dumb fat fuck

No, it's you who got smarter

>Veeky Forums being full of alphas

But anyway, he has the concept of alphas all wrong.

Alphas are confident, intelligent, and suave, being physically fit and able to adapt to any situation, while also being natural leaders.

His idea that "alphas" are bro dudes who are dumb meatheads stems from insecurity

This, he's attacking a strawman

>tfw omega loser

An Aplha is just at the top of the social hierarchy. What he explains badly is that no person is born to be Alpha in every social group, but you can be on average more Alpha in more social groups than other people. This video just panders to the collegehumour audience, like his terrible weight loss video. If you really wanna learn about being alpha and climbing social hierarchys I'd start watching Jordan Peterson.

Oh Alphas do exist

>They used to be funny
Found the teenager

Any specific videos to start with or would going to his channel just be enough?

Why are you shitting up this place with a 2nd thread when the other isn't even dead faggot?

>This is what they think of us
>Alphas
>Veeky Forums
Pick one

You had your chance, you will never get those years back.

Hey omegafag crawl back to rk9 already, there are 3 threads of this already

The best introduction would probably be his Joe Rogan podcasts, then he has some really good lectures on his channel JordanPetersonVideos about personalities that you can learn a lot from. The most imortant thing though is to actually think about what he says and then try to put it into action. My social life has really improved since I started watching him.

Real alphas don't concern about being >MUH ALFAFA

it's what dumb meatheads and "betas" scream about

In a sense this is right. However, since I don't care about being dominant at d&d, just in social interactions with women that lead to mating, it's a moot point.

Guess who is on the board that determines what content is published on CollegeHumor?

>pic very much related

A completely contradicting opinion from a professor in a relevant field
youtube.com/watch?v=rUiG5_GcMyY

Beta Males exist

>an overweight homosexual on the internet citing a few factoids
>clearly he knows how attraction works for women

They went from comedy to 'I am a blac an dis is wut da wite man say aboot me'

Why does she look so much like pic related

>strawman the video

Why do people push this shit? lmao.

Every nu-male and woman on earth insists that muscular and assertive guys aren't the ideal and that women would prefer a respectful skinnyfat gentleman and every single time it gets put to the test it just confirms what everyone was thinking the whole time.

It must be one giant shit test lmao I feel so sorry for all the men that fall for it.

You cant escape peterson shilling these days. Fucking hell.

>3 threads and 1 created every hour on EVERY board the second this shit releases

i dont get it?? Is adam that fucking popular?

A tidy room is all the reward I need.

His real persona is worse than his alpha character

why even object

> alpha males dont exist
> beta males do
really makes you think

>not knowing about the Veeky Forums viral marketing campaign
We've had documented evidence of literal political shills on this site, and you're surprised at commercialism post-moot?

>Heh, looks like these animals don't use hierarchies. And guess what? Sometime weak non-aggressive chimps gain status by serving bigger strong males. Looks like you just got BTFO meathead. I just proved that women really don't like confidence and strength because animals.

Noone said anything about being unfit, retard. Being truly alpha has nothing to do with being insecure and picking fights.

>us

>wolves don't have alphas so neither do humans!
>d-don't look at hippos or gorillas or bee social structures, those don't matter, humans are most closely related to wolves of course!

>thinking you are alpha
>getting butthurt over this

second post best post

I, AN ALPHA MALE AM UPSET BY A VIDEO ONLINE

this didn't prove anything wrong. usually his other videos are somewhat convincing but this one didn't prove anything. spent the whole time talking about wolves and monkeys. as an alpha male (of course) women are always getting wet around me and want to fuck while betas are just being betas nice try

This.

>beta makes a video "satire" claiming there are no alpha males
>"I-it's j-j-ust satire bros..."

Sure seems like a reliable source to me.