Tfw the gym braphog has diarrhea

>tfw the gym braphog has diarrhea

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

>tfw you do the roll of shame

>tfw the lanklets set another manlet trap by the dumbell hammocks and i get thrown into the manlet pit again
jdimsa

>plate dispenser fresh out of patented bar butter weight lubricant™

>blacksmith is home sick again and the bars are all bent

>tfw the gym Chad is on holiday

>gym snack trolley is out of pickles again

>tfw your squat plug falls out so you have to clean the manlet pit

>I didn't tip my spotter enough so I gotta spend a week in the manlet pit

>took the gym twink at my home, so I can fuck him all day
>the gym owner said if he finds out who stole him, he will kick his ass

>Tfw be the gym braphog
>go mood some squats
>muscle becomes too strong and crushes butt implants
>ass deflates while sticky gummy bear silicone solution pours out of it

>gaze at braphog through three mirrors
>stare at her brap factory while she squats
>gym telescreen at my station goes off
>floor falls from under me
>gym big brother has imprisoned my for thotcrime
>spend a month being reeducated in the sub-manlet
>siren is loud as fuck
>everyone stares at me

>the gym twink snuck home in my gym bag
>again

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again
this crossover /tv/ cinemaposting has got me keking like mad

>Penis inspector charges you the Big D Fee

I am the original meme inventor and don't post on /tv/

>forget to do my height exercises
>sent to the manlet pit again

Can I have your autograph? Pls put me in the screen cap

>gym replaced all the old barbells with new Smart Barbells™
>they count your reps out loud so you don't have to keep track
>mfw ego-lifters score 1/10 on their attempts.
Who else 100% success rate on squats?

>gym niggers show up
>steal all the plates

>gym wiggers show up
>get sunburn indoors

>late to the gym
>gym couple beat me
>they're making out in the windowsill I put my bag on

Someone post this thread in reddit please.

And include me in the screenshot! xd

>thotcrime

>tfw the gym implements a no singles policy

What is a braphog?

>gym steve opened 70 year old canned cheese in the locker room

This. I'm an oldfag and don't remember this meme. Then again I took a break from this cancer.

What the fuuuuuuuuck

>tfw gym commissar summary executes yet another manlet

>the gym mujahideen declared jihad on the cardio thots again

>gym hires a new organist
>he only knows tocatta and fugue in D minor
>literally same tune, over and over
>gym vampire hunters had nearly wiped out the gain vampire infestion but now there's a whole flock of them moved in to the Cardio Castle

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>tried flirting with one of the cardio renfields at the treadmills
>end up getting cuck'd by chadimir tepes

Brilliant.

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>havent been on Veeky Forums for a year+
wtf is a braphog

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>gym priest is on vacation
>try to get a gains blessing from the gymam instead
>he calls me filthy kuffar
mfw

>walk in gym
>plates are being reforged to remove buffs

Forgive my mobile screenshot, but this user got it right.