How can modern """""strong"""""men even compete?

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im gonna right on a boulder i had 100 gfs

you know you can write anything you want on a boulder?

I mean, back then it had to be manually chiseled, very few people would have had time for that

you don't think they had bored dudes back then who just did stuff?

>Spartacus was here
>Theophadrus can suck deez nuts
>Fuck Athens

People have just written shit on stuff for all time, as long as there has been written language

clearly you haven't seen all the ancient graffiti which is basically the exact same as any modern high school toilet

You must not know of the Pompeii graffiti

You're an idiot who needs a better education.

>pic related ancient greek graffiti

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what about whales? they eat animals

I think he might be talking about pound for pound but it's just a joke anyway.

>gorillas, elephants, and buffaloes are stronger than whales, sharks, and bears

Don't @ me, a bear would fuck up a gorilla easy

Literally strongest animal on the planet.
It's an omnivore.
Nothing even comes close, one little fin movement pushes more weight than any other animals movement.
Let alone when they are actually trying to get up and go.

But how much can't it squat?

Whales can fucking jump into the air from the water. The amount of force they need to generate to do that has to be mind boggling

well, pound for pound the strongest would be a dung beetle. Which eats shit. Which I don't think is considered vegan.

What a fucking pussy. I would fuck him up. KEK

le strong herbivores

watch a human take down any of those animals listed. With proper time and prep, humans >>>>>> all. Omnivores baby

I can squat more than a whale so I am stonger.

Ya cause the test has nothing to do with it, just the plants

>want to fuck dem greek bitches and young boys
>training takes too long to pay off
>just look for the biggest rock you can find
>write "I lifted this rock" on it
>bitches believe it

Easiest pussy I ever got

beta roider

ants lift 20 times their own weight. ants eat ALL kinds of meat.

eat shit you pompous little faggot.

yawn

Dinnie Stones are way more interesting rocks

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>Reddit spacing

>no argument

sad

>any and all forms of spacing is reddit spacing

why are you so stupid as to believe that reddit owns a monopoly on "spacing", you projecting little shit? fuck off back to your safe space, moron.

That's not even Reddit spacing, summernigger. Reddit spacing is when:

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you seem oddly proficient

you seem oddly gay, homosexual faggot

*homosexual* faggot?

looks like we have an academic here

maybe a baby whale.

maybe a baby faggot.

Ants eat meat though.

this guy is a meme. Quite literally a failure in the strongman sense. He won Germany's strongest man .. once.. 6 years ago and has been milking it since.

Germany literally hasn't been in a World's Strongest Man QUALIFIER since 2009.

This might be the worlds strongest vegan because the rest are brittle boned faggots, though.

it doesn't take that much time to chisle something. He could also have lifted it by other means than his barehands in a way that was a feat of strength

This, he is a nobody in the strongman scene.

He didn't need to lift his over the head. All that he needed to do according to the inscription is to lift it at all, even for like half of an inch.

Admirable. But wait until they find your mommas hidden tattoo.

>orca
>sperm
>blue

what are whales for $500

yeah its myths and cute legends

humans are stronger than they ever were thanks to food, steroids and no danger to health.
everything saying otherwise are just romanticized stories.

Don't you know. Fish aren't animals.

kek. brainlet

Gorillas eat meat tho.

How did the rock chisel itself though?

>all these ass ravaged faggots mad that their "vegans are weak" meme has no bearing on reality

stone bulls below the knee, nice one

>reddit spacing

>eating meat instead of treestars
lmao it's like you want to have small arms and big heads

clearly one guy named Eumastas did