How racially diverse are your lifting friends?

I've got 7 friends in my group chat who all work out together when we can.
Friend 1: Asian
- DYEL, but gets away with it by actually having definition from being low bf rice farmer mode
Friend 2: Half Asian, half white
- Medium lifts, but very cut. Only one in the group with defined abs. Eats only Taco Bell and listens to video game soundtracks while working out.
Friend 3: Middle Eastern
THICCest of the group, rages after a couple drinks. Addicted to Tinder, absolutely halal OHP.
Friend 4: Hispanic
Broad lanklet with low self esteem, benefits the most of all of us from the gym. Great in fights, only sleeps with THICC white womens of equal low self esteem. Huge cock.
Friend 5. White
Roided and drank gallon of milk daily back in high school to some success, but now loses gains each time he settles into a relationship. Owns an SS officer's cap and attempted to read Mein Kampf.
Friend 6: Mixed white and Mexican.
Very big, but no definition. Great lifts when he consistently hits the gym, wasted a couple years in crossfit. No beaner traits besides a Pedro moustache.
Friend 7: Italian
- Hairy dad bod, he's always like "I'm walking here" and talking about times he got laid two years ago. Medium lifts.

>Huge cock.
The fuck?

None of my friend lift.
On of my friends used to be good a kick boxing when he was 14, he hurt his back and is now fat and a bitch,

>friends

>tfw you're hispanic but a dicklet
why can't we be as lucky as the blacks god fucking damnit

He's got black in him, maybe 1/4. He's a fairly dark Hispanic.
I've seen half the group's dicks. No homo

How big?

I've never held a ruler to it and he's actually bashful about discussing it. The only confirmation I've gotten is girls he's been with saying he is fucking huge. We made fun of him for having a chub in the pool one day but it turns out that was just his dick flaccid.

Describe yourself like you did with your friends.

8. White boy
Was holocaust mode in high school, actually bullied by other whitey. Started lifting in college, amazing newbie gains. Friends with the Hispanic before lifting, reintroduces me to the group as no longer holocaust. Still labeled as the group Jew due to Elliott Could features. Only one of the group that can grow good facial hair. Moral of the story is that lifting improved my relationship with all my friend's just as I wanted to improve myself.