Who do you lift for Veeky Forums?

I do it for Gabriel!

Kill yourself normalfag plebbitor.

Ayy same here.
Cheers mate.

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FOR HITLER XDDDD 1488 XD

I lift for the me that believes in myself.

for this badass

my future self

sorry but he's been dead for years now.

same

I DO IT FOR THE QT TOMBOY ASIAN GIRL THAT RUNS THE DESK AT THE GYM. I'M GONNA FUCKING GO FOR IT, LADS. GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY.

>I pray to whatever deity will listen that she won't be a lesbo

Deku makes me feel insecure about my calves and forearms, and I'm not gonna let this shit one-up me

Leave humanity behind!

To impress these boyz

If you're not lifting for a TALL qt gf kys immediately.

Will pray for you. Post results.

dubs confirm you'll get your qt tomboy gf, keep up the good fight user

biddies

I can't wait until Summer is over

Someone post the "this is what tomboys are for" pasta

What's her name, Veeky Forums?

beat you to it user

Myself. Lifting helps me cope with depression.

Do it faggot, we believe in your Hitler trips

I lift for USSR always forever in heart

these italian twins who look like young monica bellucci

Only her.

Who is she?

Shakira

>tfw my friend fucked her a year or so ago before I ever met her
>feelsbadman

Yu gi oh

Waifu du jour

Apple horse

For myself. I want to see what I can be as opposed to who I could be.

>When you think about stopping during your AMREP set

I believe in you user. Take my energy so she'll take your hand.

How do i get to ALLMIGHT tier ?

Checked. You'll get her, user.

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calm down bakugo.

For me, and to spite everyone around me.

myself honestly
i lift for a gf that will give me a reason not to kill myself when my family is gone
i lift for enough aesthetics to be worthy of god
i lift till i can lift my autism out of my social life
you fucks are the only friends i have and it kills me on the inside everyday

VJ is girl next door hot. She's really attractive and pretty but in a way that makes her seem attainable. It hurts more looking at her than it does some suoer hot woman, because at least your brain registers that they're on some different league, in a different world.

VJ looks like you could bump into her at a flea market and hit it off. It hurts.

I lift for anime

I lift for my little nieces since I'm the only man left in the family who isn't sick, dead, or a deadbeat and I want to be able to spoil them with piggyback rides and by tossing them around no matter how big they grow.

i want to lead the people to happines and i am the only one who can achieve that

>Genetics are transfearable

Time to kill and eat every chad in a 3km radius

My dick. I want to fuck a big titty bitch once in my life time.

>6months ago finally find a perfect tomboy gf and fall in love
>discover my Chad best friend shagged her every hole a year ago

Be a 2.2 m (7'2.5") 255 kg (~562 lbs) genetic freak

>on tonight's special episode of my 600 pound life

For Óðinn

She's a swarthy spic and has brown nipples.

>Not recognizing Tyr as the most high god

Stop listening to Varg.

I lift because it would make Might Guy proud! All Might too!

I also lift for Týr, Balðr and Þórr, and for me Týr and Óðinn are both the highest gods, I don't really prefer one of them, they're equally glorious and I worship them both equally.
Týr gives me courage, Óðinn gives wisdom and anger, Þórr is the giver of strength and protection, and Balðr... Balðr gives me sick aesthetics.

Okay?

What is this from

i lift in hopes of failing a heavy bench and killing myself

The same reason I read. To learn how to be a superior human, and to teach my kids how to be a superior human too. My bloodline will be powerful and influential.

>He wants dumb, short, weak sons with criminal tendencies

It's *Baldr*, fucking DYEL can't even spell the name of his gods right.

Oh right, you're a /pol/ poster.

I am too, but please keep the autistic shitposting to /pol/. This is Veeky Forums and quite honestly if you don't find her hot you're a homosexual.

Sun-Ken Rock

It's Balðr in old norse

because i wanna be a real life jojo

youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

to be better than people, and to throw manlets around.

rem from re:zero

because i like to lift up girls during sex and i am into chubby girls

I really hope you get to slam that tomboy pussy user.

haha my man. I love being able to pick up thicc ebony goddesses so they can feel like a little girl again

888 is good luck in chinese culture or some shit so you're fucking set mate

Appreciated

What workout should i do to be able to straight up punch a monster into and through the ceiling and out the fucking stratosphere?

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so has Jesus but people still lift for him

For Hector

Uhhh, who else?

why did I feel more for Hector than Achilles? Hector was good to his men while Achilles just sat around sulking about Agamemnon, while his men got slaughtered. Ajax was pretty bad ass as well.

and the gods were straight up dicks to Apollo I thought. he was just trying to protect the Trojans. I fucking hated Hera, she was a conniving bitch.

I want a cute Asian gf

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

i hope she's a lesbo and an sjw

>liking tomboys

This is how people get into traps, user.

what's with this copypasta?

For myself of course

whos the bitch?

I want to be the lord and savior of manlets everywhere.

Slippery slope, next thing you know your sucking dicks then saying no homo

Self-hatred of all the wasted years being a nothing on anti-depressants. Although I'm off them now it still stings, so I've slowly begun changing to seeking validation in my looks and body.

Brehs, plz. My trips will guide me away from the deplorable state of liking traps unironically while wanting """"lady"""" dick.

Also FUCK you