Veeky Forums humor thread

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lmao what's that from i wanna watch it

Classic coming through

Kek

>ding dongli

>he normally eats nothing but chicken nuggets and fries
y-you don't?

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kek

its pasta

>posting the le board culture memes le reddit text recap version
In case any want the original without the cringe memester editing.

no one have the screencap from the ass eating guy yesterday?

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>fat shit would rather take on the entire world's perceptions of beauty than give up her excessive calorie consumption

ahahahaha

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Wrong image

They were having a long back and forth before this came out. First time I've read it so maybe bait maybe not

where the fuck was i for this

youtube.com/watch?v=lcmyYbKBJKo

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because nobody posts this anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg

get some laughs losers

>not doing it while standing up
>no dumbells
Fucking weak

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That's /v/, not Veeky Forums
Sort yourself out

If you are the one. It's Chinese dating show where old women with stupidly high standards and desperate Chinese autists attempt to find love.

Absolutely hilarious.

>tfw i would love that fat azn forever

i want to smell her kimchi braps

Worth the read

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>be me at gym
>in the cav machine
>dude benching 135 in front me a few feet away
>ymca worker(female) on other side of gym(25 ft away), lifting
>about 10 reps done
>dude fucks up and didnt rack it right
>im the only one to notice
>keep working my cavs
>"yo he needs help"
>she runs over and helps him
>realize i havent stopped lifting
>finish set
>she says thanks
i think she likes me

>not helping gym bro
ur a piece of shit m8

Gorilla warfare 2017

Why did you do this. I feel like there's something about the story I'm just not getting because it seems like you made a female employee run 25 feet out of her way to help someone who you first noticed needed help in the first place? And then you think she likes you?

that is navy seal copypasta tier

Holy Fucking shit

underrated

That's the thread, I still had it open in another tab but can't into archiving or anything above lurking and shitposting so that's the best you'll get from me.

>I think you guys are making fun of me and I don't like it
My sides do not exist anymore.

FUCKING KEK

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>gets the one line wrong

it was the machine that traps your legs under and I thought she would make it before I could.
she works out only when i do despite working there for longer before i show up

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We're reaching dad-joke levels of banter.

The fact that he included the "umm" gets me every fucking time

I'm absolutely sure that Asian people laugh at Western names too.

classic julius

I'm trying to contain my laughter in class holy shit

UNDERRATED

>force the prostitute to play with army men whilst we fug

sounds kinda hot

Wtf?,some of the people that come to this website are really,really strange.

Why do you think they're on here?

I cant believe i have never seen this.

youtu.be/2m84FoXuBQg
This is pretty good too.

hello there summerfaggot, enjoying your stay ?

>fight club
that's bait

>doing some barbells on a bench
>beats douchebag takes bench to the left of me
>starts doing free weights too
>both at the weight rack
>I take two 30lbs back to my bench
>"HEY..WOAH!"
>everyone looks at douchebag
>"You on mahh bench"
>people laugh
>get up and move
>suffering.jpeg
>douchebag starts grunting on his next set
>see his water bottle next to empty bench
>hate life
>change gyms

>Why do you think they're on here?
Point taken. Haha

I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I’m, probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now). I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty of muscle without those autistic lifts. You probably think you're superior because you follow the routines of a fat little redneck man with no real knowledge of building muscular or strength. You don’t know shit about muscles and strength if you have not trained the way I had, I literally learned from the best, and you got no shit on me, you fat autistic neckbeard.

Thanks guy

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

no kimchi in china
what use is a 37 year old fat woman?

I remember this. This is someone who actually has autism right?

>pink streak in hair

>my sides

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This is why I browse Veeky Forums

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Kekd. This is gold.

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Never really see this one, but I love it.

what game is that desolation thing that went on for 5 posts?

i-is it really that strange?

Gets posted every thread

Well I can skip my abs today

heres just the edritch horror type posts

i remember that thread. fuck that was one meme thread that went in a crazy direction

Shit people have said to me during my weight loss:
>"These are cayenne pepper pills, they boost your metabolism just have some of those and the ice cream wont matter"
>"Counting calories doesn't work" "Calories don't matter, it's about eating healthy if you want to lose weight"
>"You should look into spot reduction, it'll be faster if you focus"
>"Vegan food is easier to digest, so the calories go out faster"
>"If you drink tea you will lose 100kcal per cup"
>And whenever i mention i can't eat something because i'm counting calories, i am immediately barraged with offers of candy and fastfood from all females within a 25km radius
Hope you fuckers get a laugh out of this, i'm trying my best to keep my sense of humor here. I'm surrounded by women, and they will LITERALLY see a psychic to get diet advice. Pray for me.

I love when people see you trying to exercise or diet and it just seems they want to sabotage it and make you out to be unhealthy
>youre not eating enough, you're anorexic
I don't miss a meal, I just control my portions you retard

Post pre-workout memes, i lose it every time

Women will literally wrestle fatty foods right into your face if you tell them you're on a diet.

Fucking pigs. My girlfriend is a gymnast who got a little chunky and the bitch is always talking about, "insert Facebook trend cleanse here" and "this is what I heard" she exercises at her job constantly, she's just eating too much. Eats til it hurts every meal. Drives me crazy. YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR AND HONEY IN THE MORNING ASSHOLE, JUST HAVE 2 LESS TACOS FUCK.

it's worse because when we started dating she had a flat stomach and I was chubby, and now it's flipped.

Her parents must really love doorbells

back to facebook with you

You shut that fucking piehole you pig.

No

Bumping with my scarce oc

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faceberg user confirmed

pls gb2 farcebork

I'd put my dingdong in her.