The bigger and fitter I become, the more Im attracted to MILFs. It is an effect of lifting or I am just getting old?

The bigger and fitter I become, the more Im attracted to MILFs. It is an effect of lifting or I am just getting old?

congratulations on turning 13

Yes.
It may be surprising, but changes can have more than one variable affecting them.

You're not old, you just have better tastes...kinda.

Anyone can be attracted to a porno "milf" with fake tits. It takes a grown-ass man to appreciate a real life milf.

milfs are for low test teens. Traps and sissies are for high T adults.

hag in your pic is truly disgusting, doesnt even tickle my dick

I want a MILF or GILF to spoil me financially. Sugar mama.

Them tits and vagina look delicious

It's normal op.

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>traps and sissies
you mean alpha male "straight" guys, right?

there's nothing more rewarding than making another guy, almost as big as you, your bitch

No it's just repressed Oedipal complex

WHY IT GOTTA BE THIS WAY

>he said as he massaged his neckbeard, cheeto dust falling to his keyboard like fresh powder on a calm winters morning.

Someone fucking sauce me up on this semen demon.

Kek

Perhaps you're just getting tired of the shit you have to go through with young pussy.

Old is more direct, knows you want to just fuck, glad to have attention/distraction from kids, and understands the boundries of FWB.

Trick is getting one that isn't loose as hell.

truth

n-name?

after i hit 1/2/3/4 I became super attracted to taller girls, it might have just been cause i finally really started puberty (really late bloomer, not till senior year of hs). Its a bit embarassing cause people will find it strange if your with a girl even the same height as you, especially cause im 6'1", but as the years go on I've learned to be okay with it. It makes it a bit easier to get with a girl im extremely attracted to especially when most of the populous would be less likely to make an advance on her.

This is the truth. Older chicks are so much fun to flirt with and you can be direct with them and they won't take offence.

No mind games, no shit tests.

Unfortunately they're also pretty loose. But it's hot as fucking banging an older bird and they're more likely to let you put it in their ass anyway.

i wanna fug an older woman like that but i'm afraid i'd feel weird about it, almost like i'm not allowed to do it. anyone rel8?

Bingo. They've almost as horny as teen guys and kinky as fuck.

S-sauce?

How to pick up older women? I spend a shit ton of my working life with extremely well put together, smart, wealthy women in their late forties and it's definitely given me a fetish but I have no clue how to make a move on them. They're friendly with me and like me, but we have been really professional.

They're all married but I don't think they see their husbands that often, doubt anyone would know or care if I plowed.

What could help make that leap from professional to poonfessional?

POST MILFS

forget trying to trick them into thinking you're some awesome stud like is so easy with younger women. older women see right through that shit. they like men - not dominant, aggressive, loud chad types, but like klokov or some shit, just a deeply confident man who knows what's what.

I think I might fit into that category.

I'm more specifically asking how to let a superior person in a professional setting know you're dtf without breaking any professional boundaries yourself: bending them or tweaking them is fine, but it's the breaking that bothers me.

Hotel bars, my man. You've got lonely career women with a room on site in a place they won't be judged for it. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
>t. former hotel employee who got propositioned on the regular but never took advantage of it

if i was you i'd do it outside of work, at the christmas party, a bar etc, or even at the end of the day when they've sort of exited work mode.

sauce?

I fap to traps and sissies and think youre retarded

that image should be disgusting but i'm extremely aroused by it, i'm becoming a true dumpster diver

Even Benjamin Franklin said you should keep an older side chick, breh

>tfw I have only ever been attracted to 45+ year old wrinklebags
>not the bimbo looking ones you see in porn, just the average looking ones that seem like they gave up on trying to look good

If they're well put together and married and you work with them then forgot it.

Maybe try hook up with some of their friends or something?

You need a divorcee.

If any of them are interested you'll know already. They're pretty overt with flirting, but in a professional environment that all changes.

Fpbp

My friend and I usually get hit on by MILFs. they know what they want and how to get it

side bar Veeky Forums: How old was the oldest woman you've fucked and how was it?

Mine was 24 when I was 17
>meet at concert in beer line
>flirt with her b/c line taking forever
>tell her I have to go to bathroom, asked if she'd buy me a beer and I'd pay her back
>meet back up with her and she gives me beer
>open wallet to pay her
>"It's on me...but how old are you?"
>say I'm 18
>she asks to see my ID
>show her, she sees I'm 17
>"come meet my friends, tell them you're 22"
>go meet her group of friends and hang out and dance
>end up making out with her
>drive us drunk as fuck (stupidly) back to her place
>dick her down that night and once in the morning
>she sobers up and realizes that she committed a felony
>tells me to never talk to her again
>say fine and go home
>mfw

I felt like a boss ass motherfucker, but I've always wanted to fuck an older woman, Like early 40's with a mischievous smile and a nice set on her. I'm 22 now so I can go to hotel bars like another user said, so maybe one day.