Enter gym

>enter gym
>forget to bring bolts
>sucked into a tornado
>manlet zombies overrun me
>lose gains
>barely escape alive

>Be Rookie.
>Enter gym, forget to holster Makarov.
>Veteran at the check in desk butts me in the face with his Groza.
>Everything goes slow motion and I uncontrollably wobble left and right for about 5 seconds.
>Veteran tells me he was just fucking with me, tells me to stop standing in the hallway and come in.
>I take three steps forward before out of fucking nowhere, this jacked cunt in an exosuit blocks my path and tells me to get out.
>I don't know what to do so I sperg out and run away whilst drinking my energy drink.
>I think I'm home safe by the time I get to my car, but a couple of cardiosnorks are pointing and laughing at me.
>I have an unbreakable year long contract with Sidorovich.

>No one responds.
>I'm forever a loner.

>/fat/
>trying to lose weight to stop being over encumbered
>eat my calorie allowance for the day within seconds
damn tourist's delight

where can i buy endurance artifacts?

>tfw your gym implements a permanent no-singles policy
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Last time I tried to sneak in through the sub-shower sewer system but was caught by the gym patrolman.

>tfw rich and fit as fuark cause I lug the guns I pick up all day and sprint across the zone and then sell.

You dyels probably can't even bench lmao 7.62 plate

>tfw bulking on 12 Tourist's Delights a day

These are getting progressively dumber

Can we get a monolith hate thread going

How about freedom hate?

>theres a mother fucking anomaly in the squat rack

Imagine the gains you'd make trying to squat in a vortex anomaly

I feel like replaying STALKER again.

Which game/mod would you recommend?

>enter gym
>it's actually the wish granter

>Not being a 9.3pl8 SVD-K patrician.

SoC with AMK/early LURK is my jam.

>Ask wish granter for gains.
>Roof turns into Eleiko plates and crushes me.

Oi carnt, I just fookin woke up, don't know who I am, just have to kill the Zyzz.
Who's this Zyzz carnt anyway?

Get out of here, Stalker!

>ate 28 sharks
>strength level didn't go up

How much could a psuedogiant squat?

Anyone one else on all an chimera meat died? Harder to get BUT These things are PURE GAINS

I know the feeling m8.