Deadlifts 600lbs

>deadlifts 600lbs
>squats 500lbs
>has shit vertical
>has shit sprint speed

Why even bother calling yourself functional?

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wow that chick deadlifts 600 and squats 500?

She can squat 500 lbs on my dick

>deadlift 455x3
>squat 405x4
>16 minute 2 mile run 2x/wk
>fastest mile 6:20

No excuses.

lol

better to be well rounded.

HOW DO I GET THIS BODY?

wow she's strong. is that your girlfriend OP? you're a lucky guy.

Not a homo but does anyone else think huge asses like in the op are disgusting.

No.

I'm afraid not.

Are you sure? Have you even tried sucking dick?

lol nope. a girl too thick with arms like op pic who doesnt have a butt i might have to pass on but that booty meat is tasty m8

booty is best

Sauce?

disgusting fake ass

That ass looks like it could take a fine BBC

me on the left

>>deadlifts 600lbs
>>squats 500lbs
>>has shit vertical
>>has shit sprint speed

I have a hard time believing that someone with those numbers would have shitty vert and Sprint speed. If you do you probably need to work on your technique or start including plyos and mobility.

Unless maybe they're a fat fucking powershitter

I'd you don't work on explosiveness in your lift, and just egopull 500lbs like a chimp, you're not gonna get any faster.

>Rover as fuck

you are resisting the primal urges that have set apart successful civilizations and africa. congratulations.

Whom dis

this

Fake legs and ass, must be silly af asking a doc to inject literal fat in your body

that dog is wondering why its owner is such a whore.

Resisting and being flat out repulsed are not the same you retard

I actually agree, have had thicc and thin girls, and thick is way worse. It comes down to thicc girls somehow always having bad hygiene though.

Krissy Taylor. She's got an instagram: instagram.com/officialkrissytaylor/?hl=en

>squats 500lbs
>has shit sprint speed

Pick one, faggot.
Nobody who squats 500lbs has a shit sprint speed.

Thanks mate

Probably my ideal woman desu

>Nobody who squats 500lbs has a shit sprint speed.

>>has shit vertical
>>has shit sprint speed
These are mostly genetix.

cosmetic surgery