Cheats to make average peeps Veeky Forums and attractive

Women...

Fake hair: Hair dye, hair extensions, wigs
Fake face: Foundation, concealer, makeup, botox, facelift
Fake eyes: Black eye liner, mascara, fake eye lashes, colored contacts
Fake eyebrows: Heavily plucked or painted on
Fake lips: Lipstick, collagen injections
Fake tits: Push up bra, implants
Fake stomach: Spanx, corset
Fake hands: Manicure, nail polish
Fake ass: Compression / yoga pants
Fake legs: High heals, pantyhose
Fake feat: Pedicure, toenail polish

Men...

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Help me out, what do men have to become even half as fake-attractive as women?

haircut
rhinoplasty
stubble/beard
contact lenses instead of glasses
be Veeky Forums
shoe lifts
clothes

men
>beards
>hight helping shoes
>abb inplants
>hormones to enchance muscles
>hair inplants
>general makeup for men excist


ur just a dumb shit arnt you

>stubble/beard
>haircut
>be Veeky Forums
>clothes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>cheating

>contact lenses instead of glasses
What? Glasses make you appear smarter, sociological fact. Women want to be with smart men.

Don't confuse intelligence with nerd.

It's less about looking smart and more about looking like a weak dweeb. Typically the guys with glasses fit the "nerd" stereotype, while guys with contacts don't. It's all about what type of person you show yourself as to women.

Men can wear makeup and should get manicures regularly.

this pretty much sums it up.

>literally showing off to the world that your eyesight is shit
>women want to fuck the top tier genetic elite
>girls will see your glasses immediately, ergo you having shit genetics is planted into her subconscious
>no pussy for you, you coping glasses wearing nerd

prove me wrong

I've never worn make up. Wouldn't women spot that from a mile away and be turned off?

>synthol
>tattoos

...

Men:

>Dressing well
>styled hair
>being fit (obviously)
>tan
>rolled up sleeves
>watch on wrist
>height face frame
>beard if face is weak
>good posture
>eye contact
>intelligence / passion / status / money

>contact lenses instead of glasses
>shoe lifts
>clothes
These are still missing for me, but I did all the others and I feel much better with myself.

Yes never listen to Veeky Forums advice. Now u have seen an example it.

They worship twink male models are infact gay or would go gay. Weak men. They lurk fit and comment cause they are mentally ill.

Whenever u see stupid shit like wear makeup. Now u know who it is coming from

I'm slightly myopic and after getting fit whenever i use glasses girls will come and call me clark kent and i am far from looking remotely close to him. I tell you that before getting Veeky Forums i wouldn't even bleep on their radar while using glasses but there's something to be said about a strong guy with glasses.

you can do almost all of that buddy

I guess I could.....

Applying makeup well takes practice. When you get it right, it's only noticeable very close up, and only because of the texture of powder.

A good thing to remember: every model, actor and news anchor you see are wearing makeup.

Good summary. A little stubble seems to go a long way.

>tfw have perfect symmetry, slayer eyes, strong jaw, thick eyebrows and eyelashes
>tfw have gigantic shnoz that's so out of place and wear glasses
>tfw poor

It's not fair bros.