I'm a 23 year old virgin. I need guidance so I don't fuck this one up

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I need guidance so I don't fuck this one up

Probably one of the worst boards to ask.

>Thanks, I don't know much about coffee though. On a scale of 1-10 how finely is espresso grounded?

>h-hahah thanks I guess. You would be a tall pike place with half and half because thats what kind of coffee i like haha

Ask her if she wants to slap her tits between your cock. Finish it off with a pls respond though

literally just ask for her number and set a date asap

You would be a skinny latte you skeletal bitch

>fuck coffee I am straight edge for lyfe

>I hate coffee

>that works because I already like a-latte'

Jesus, shit writes itself

if you were ground coffee, you'd be a latte cause i'm about to put some cream in you

>you a-latte

I'd love to grind your coffee bean anytime

If you were in my bed you'd be getting nailed against the wall.

remove ''ground'' a latte isn't ground coffee

>if YOU were ground coffee, you'd be French Press because I'm going to coursely grind you

"my dick is above the statistical average"

Espresso? Just because I'm short and black?

rolling

If african

>I hope you take it black

If not

>thanks you too

>Tinder/Bumble

>I need guidance

Found your problem

Well Veeky Forums?

Perfect pleb filter response, don't change a thing.

>Actually have girls say the first thing

you dont even have to try anymore

its a sure thing

I hope you're a black guy. If so

>Well if that's the case, I hope you take it black.

The fuck is this site. Women are so awful at initial messages. I'd ask her to send a better message.

"Let's have sex"
"Sure"

There you go opie

Me and 39 other people sitting in 4 hour long BWL progression raid while droping mad banter on discord about random shit

whatever gives you the most orgasms

"Watching a romcom with you on my lap with my tiny penis between your meaty thighs"

Bumble
A shitty tinder where the catch is
>'Women reply first'
Still as shit

Sad that this was actually screenshot worthy for you

This is bumble, the girls are forced to start the conversation

>You will never raid Vanilla again

Why even live

oh

thats like hardmode for tinder?

"I would know I had the perfect night if I woke up next to you. *tips fedora*"

What about dis

>actually had women write me first on tinder a few times
I don't know man. Maybe I should try out bumble as well then.

On a side note though. How do you non english lot write your bios in your home country?
I'm Estonian myself and I find it easier to write a bio in english. That is fine when I'm travelling, but feels a bit fake and obnoxious while I'm at home.

It either makes zero sense or you've managed to butcher the pronunciation of "latte" beyond all expectations.

It filters out the bitch just ego bumping mostly since they have to start the convo.

>Hey

fucking lmao

Do a half-half. People will like the foreign thing. Lead with the English and then swap to a couple lines in reindeer speak.

How do you use these apps if you have no pics of yourself or friends to take pics of you? Selfies look really forced

"But my sister's hot so it's a compliment"

Got me wet instantly

Made me zozzle

THIS

> tfw have lots of super fun and interesting stories when told in English
> tfw when speaking native Lithuanian it all sounds like no energy boring out of context shit

You don't. Pictures can't be selfies.
You need a full-body picture of yourself, a picture of yourself with friends, a picture of yourself doing something interesting, and a picture of girl mirin' you. The last one is optional but useful.

English is a superior language.

>have no fun or interesting stories
>have to lie like a fisherman when picking up girls

Don't even care, I won't find love anyway

"akshually espresso is not that finely ground, if you want a really fine grind get turkish coffee"

Well that must be embarrassing