"Sorry user, but you can't leave to go to the gym until you fuck me right here, right now!"

>"Sorry user, but you can't leave to go to the gym until you fuck me right here, right now!"
What do?

lol yeah right like anyone here would actually experience this

>taking orders from women
maybe if I'm in the mood for it.
If not just guide her out of the way and into the kitchen.

barbells over bitches

Sorry, I'm on NoEjaculation.

maximum autismo

Fingherbang her until exhaustion and leave telling her there's more to come after the gym session

Is she 5'10"+? In that case I'll do whatever she tells me.

u meen i can have milkies?

Sorry but I don't want to look like an amateur at the kegel station. Almost hit the ceiling last time.

>having sex with a woman

Nigger that's gay as fuck

hey man, have you thought about what you want to get out of NoEjaculation?
t. failed a lot of times, but this time it's different

>fuck her right there
>cum in like 2 minutes
kek

C-cardio kills gains

Gib!

Higher realms of consciousness and at times you feel like God amongst the plebeian population.

Tell her she doesn't make the rules while I fuck her face to spite her pussy

>not taking her to the gym with you

this

you drink black milk?

chocolate whatever

>tfw she's a teacher
>her male students will all either be doing very well or very poorly

>you think im gonna waste my protein on you?

>delet

not that it's going to happen but yeah pick her up. carry her to the bedroom. she'll think you're about to fuck her. then just go to the gym and fuck her after. trust me she'll be waiting.

Fuck her hard, choke her, spank her, etc. Make her cum. Don't cum myself. Use the T boost and adrenaline to set new PRs.

No, we'll fuck when I'm back. Getting your protein in before lifting wild mage no sense.

I mating press her and leave

flex a cep and then swoosh right past her when she was distracted

black. milk.

> a woman telling you what to do
enjoy being a beta for the rest of your life

Sry babes but busting a nut before gym = nouchi nouchi


exact quote from me btw

>fuck her
>drink the semen out of her pussy for BCAA's

...

>black milk
HOLY KEK

>bend her over fiercely
>slip her skirt up over her ass and waist
>nopanties.jpg
>unzip my pants and massage her moist love tunnel with my love transit vehicle
>she moans
>i teaser her some more
>she moans and groans "c'mon..."
>tease her some more
>"...c'mon..."
>"...5 scoops"

Go back to your coma

shoo shoo gains goblin

make her pay back in protein suplements

I would rather fuck her than go to the gym.

Fuck her then leave and go lift.

What is this autistic shit thread?

Try and stop me bitch, get out of the way or bcome part of the preworkout
>dumbthot deadlift 1x1 out the window

>Come here you Little slut
>pull her from her hair and bringe her to her knees
>fuck her mouth
>spit at her and push her to the ground
>fuck her like it was my last workout
>she lies senseless on the ground
>go to gym

what's her name again? alison or something? i remember her first toy vid that made me cum buckets

Alison Angel

top kek stupid

her video with peaches. that's the one. she was perfect

sure I can spare 3 minutes

You have to be 18 to post here

omg thick black gf please

...

This girl would pump my balls dry as her vag would be gushing the milk of my loins

You've watched too much porn. The damage is done.

...

Autism

this, i'd rather fuck my gymbro no homo

That is pretty much what some women like, except the spitting part. Many women love to be dominated, but you have to do it properly.
Dont be too aggressive nor not aggressive enough, women like different stuff. but being dominated isoften the best way to make them cum.

Women enjoy when you spit in their mouths. Some women love it on the face .

Go to gym and fuck her later after passing the most obvious shit-test in history

fpbp

It could just be luck, but ive never met anyone who wanted to be spitted on. And i usually attract women who like to be dominated.

>fuck
>go to gym
>come back
>fuck again
>eat a massive steak
>fuck some more
>eat more
>sleep like a god

If you'd put lifting ahead of pounding that you're legit gay.