The manlet wrangler is patrolling the gym

The manlet wrangler is patrolling the gym

>Anyone under 5'10 gets thrown into the manlet pit
>lanklets are his personal servants

How fucked are you?

>implying 6'3 isn't the manlet cutoff point

...what's a manlet pit?

>acting like the cutoff is lower than 6'4

fucking manlets constantly trying to lower standards

Manlet cutoff is 5'4 pls quit being racist

>tfw 6'5"

>TFW 5'8
>have to fend off the manlet wrangler and his lanklets every session
>Yesterday they came mid rep on heavy deadlift
>PR but get thrown into the pit

Can anyone have mercy on me and get me out of here? I've been stuck for a while and I'm almost out of battery on my phone.

>5'7
I'll hide behind a 45 lbs plate until they walk away

>5'10" on the dot when i do my entrance measurement
>go to squat rack
>wrangler just stands leaning against the wall grimacing at me smacking his measuring tape between his hands, waiting for my first rep.
>fuck

>5'4"

>mfw I crossdress to trick the manlet wrangler into thinking I'm a cardiobunny so he'll leave me alone.

fucking kek, have a (you)

i'm 5'9. went to gym just working out my form and minding my own business. ya'll know what those lanklets trying to intimidate and proving some retard point with me. i mean yall felt so insecure for the need to stand sooo close to me and suck my dick. and those turbo manlets...damn i'm not your competition assholes. keep your ballet stance with you.

Your new home

>6'2
>squat
>4'2
>Dave (gym wrangler) comes and puts his thumb in my butt
>get up
>6'2, Dave scurries away
I'm sick and tired of this, brehs. How do I fix this?

KEK

>tfw can only perform standing, upright lifts
My legs have really gone down hill, but my local gym's manlet wrangler is a total stickler for the rules.

Exactly this

If you live in Shire, yeah

squat with your lifting buddy

God dammit

6'4, so I fuck him up if he touches my manlet friends

5'11 and some change
wew lads looks like I dodged a bullet here